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Published: 2017-03-16 06:56:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 2579; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 1
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In medieval warfare if you wanted to get through plate armor in hand to hand combat your go-to tool was a spiked warhammer. It's not a fancy pants weapon with a lot of florishes, it's a heavy steel spike that applies a lot of force onto a small as point as possible. The Common Chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) has a lot of facets to it's biology and behavior but to our discussion there are three relevent points.As such, a troop of angry Chimpanzees clad in armor and armed with warhammers would be a small force of Knight's worst goddamn nightmare.
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Lediblock2 [2025-02-26 22:06:42 +0000 UTC]
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Euel [2017-03-16 17:00:46 +0000 UTC]
I don't know about knights, but these give me nightmares...
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Imperator-Zor In reply to Euel [2017-03-17 01:29:31 +0000 UTC]
Chimps can be goddamn terrifying. They look cute and silly when they are in a good mood and are friendly, but make no mistake they are capable of an aggression which is intense and all to human.
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