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Published: 2012-08-16 09:51:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 2248; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 14
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Are you a Warlord, Dictator, Leader of a Crime syndicate or politician who wants to have an army, but does not want to have to deal with pesky uprisings of having to put up with soldier wages? Well, we have the solution for you! VULCAN Armaments Cybernetic Recon Assault and Recon Infantry (C.R.A.P) infantry robot. These 1.8 meter tall robots are capable of carrying weapons and shooting them at targets, as well as being able to identify your men* and your foes. They are also capable of hand to hand combat having ten times the strength of the average human male and it is armored against stabs, shrapnal and pistol caliber bullets. When humans would have fled for their lives or have given up in desperation, a C.R.A.P. bot will not give in. As far as upkeep goes, if you have a wall socket you can keep these badboys charged up and their construction is modular, allowing for easy repairs. With hordes of these machines at your command you will be able to swiftly defeat your enemies. This can be yours for a mere $40,000. Buy a hundred, get five for free! In addition to the base model you can oft to have your orders equipped with "Claw-o-doom" left hand modal and save 5% on orders over twenty.*Having human forces be equiped with uniforms is strongly encouraged. VULCAN Armaments claims no responsibility IFF failure.
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mcovvey [2012-12-03 21:35:36 +0000 UTC]
Wow. great! finally an idea i can really sink my fingers into. 40k is a bit steep and my prospects aren't good... i have felt for a while that i should just take one: you clearly won't give one. am i right?
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Imperator-Zor In reply to mcovvey [2013-03-08 06:40:02 +0000 UTC]
Think of it as an investment, sure you pay more for a C.R.A.P. bot up front than you would if you hired and equipped a henchman, but a goon requires more upkeep costs in wages and medical bills and requires time off, break rooms, coffee, healthcare packages and so forth. These guys need power, the odd tune up or spare parts and a place to recharge. After a three years you have saved a not insignificant amount of money.
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