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Published: 2011-12-03 03:28:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 162; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 6
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Just going tocasually
post
a Myspace-angle photo
aaand
get away with it
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Do I see...Software boxes?
I might not, my glasses are sort of the incorrect prescription as they are substitute glasses and it's hard to see completely clearly.
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WHY YES YOU DO. SOME ARE PC GAMES AND SOME ARE COMPUTER SHIT.
And I've played some of the PC games.
And I've used some of the computer shit.
Geek parents are the best parents. Your glasses have not failed you as of yet.
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My mom is illiterate when it comes to computers except for in photoshop.
My dad however, is amazing, and who I take after. I am jealous of his software cracking abilities.
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Oh
My
Gog
You have my parents
That is my mom, exactly my mom, she wants to get Photoshop for Mac because she refuses to use anything else, and my tech-savvy programmer dad has to do it all for her since she's Technologically Impaired Duck
I take after Dad too, I have his hair and his brain and his ideaologies @u@
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I just have his lanky limbs and I'm good with computers~~
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Haha
My dad's really tall so I'll probably be like this gangly beanstalk in a few years
Also he wants to teach me programming 0_0 I half want to and half don't want to learn
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I wanna learn.
But my dad is like "Child unit! This is a journey of discovery, to fully comprehend code you must learn for yourself.In other words I'm not teaching you a fucking thing. Stay out of my computer."
and I'm like "Tho mean. I jutht want thome pointerth!!!"
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Parents are glorious things. Such helpful creatures.
Man, I ought to take advantage of my rare opportunity of this dadly terminal programmery i am offered but I am also the laziest piece of bunk on this planet and get bored easily. So instead I propose a parent swap. How fucked up would we be if we had different parents???
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You would have grown up in the ghetto~~ Hurrhurr
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You would have grown up in a stereotypical suburban neighborhood
I don't know if that's better than the ghetto or worse
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I liked the ghetto, minus the whole seeing crack-heads every day, and living next door to a crack house, and the smell of urine.
It's a lot more fun in the ghetto, especially when you had a big group of friends like I did. We would have so many shenanigans, and we would cause public disturbances~~
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It's a cookie-cutter existence here, and when I came out of the metaphorical oven someone forgot to put me in the mold correctly. I try to wreak havoc but nobody seems to appreciate it or even do anything but complain, it's so tightly wound. If only people were more lenient with my freedoms, then I'd go back to sewer adventures and feral sewer murals like before!!! Man I loved the sewers. Then responsibility and Internet.
Respectable people are really very dull and boring when they're in charge. All this jealousy of you and your exploits cannot be contained.
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:C But there is bad stuff too! At school I got beat up a lot for being from there, I got punched in the face by a kid wearing rings, I had a bottle smashed over my head, I got smached into brick walls, and ground-and-pounded like everyday.
This is why when I get scars I don't even give a motherfuck cause they're usually on places I already have them.
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What. No.
All hells of no.
Nobody deserves to have taken crap like that, least of all you. I guess I see why you're okay with it because it happens and all to good people but that shit ain't right or even fine with me. How do you justify something like that???
I was ignored in both the good and the bad ways when I was younger so I can't say I totally empathize and have good reasoning. The thing is, I gave more fucks about everything than I usually let on. I had it coming.
People would bump into me all the time because I just blended in with the walls, and I don't think I had a single friend for several months in a row one year. I just remember being so alone, and needless to say, it sucked. Worst of all, I think I did it to myself. Now I don't really care about my enemies or really anything but the things I like/am interested in because now I actually have something going for me instead of just the facts that I breathe and speak English.
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Shit that sucks! I know how that feels.
But there is a good side to even the bad side, I learned how to kick ass, like I got reallyt good at fighting, and could hold my own against people twice my size!
And then I moved, stopped needing to defend myself and my friends, and became a week little computer geek.
STILL A SILVER LINING! I am now learning code, and I discovered Homestuck.
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You're so positive, how do you do it. I still don't see anything but evil in getting toughened up by pressure. That's not a bad side effect but jegus what a thing to have to end up dealing with.
The only thing I'd do is run, just fucking run to god-knows-where where I'd get lost and find my way back, like I always do.
Now you just haul ass over the interwebs! C:
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Basically life is a miracle and I'm glad I wasn't killed or killed anybody else.
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Oh
Right
If this is what an optimist can do... @o@
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It is! Every stormy cloud has a silver lining.
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@u@
Then I shall take that to mind next time life tries to throw shit at me!
Aka every single day.
*cheeriest pessimist*
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I am usually quite cheery.
Except when I'm cynical, or in Socials.
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Socials zaps all the cheeriness out of you.
Droning teachers are like kryptonite.
I can agree with that!
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So much agreeing!
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I might brainsplode from all this concurrance
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Oh no we can't have that!
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I know, man
I don't have insurance
They're going to take my firstborn son in payment if I have to brainsplode
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Shit man~~
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They aren't taking my firstborn son who I haven't met yet
They can take the parakeet
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Only the parakeet.
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I hate those.
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Exactly.
They can take the neighbor's chihuahua too.
I don't even care if it's not mine to give. That bastard needs to GTFO.
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Some days I just wish for it to suddenly go mute
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I know what you mean. We had a pig next door to us when I lived in the city, and he was fucking annoying. Really fucking loud.
Ghetto's have some crazy people.
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The most interesting of people are in the most unexpected places. Same with annoying animals.
And whaaaaat. There was a legit pig there. The strangest animal I've seen here was a cat with a missing ear and its entire tail gone
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A black potbelly pig name Pebbles. Legit. He tried to kill me once.
You demanded pics and I put them up.
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Whoa. Pebbles the Killer Murder Pig.
Tell me more about your exploits, Master Storyteller!
I am not capable of faving harder than I am at the moment.
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Well, often I have fights with my mom, which result in me running out the houses and walking for hours.
Last winter, a particularly bad fight happened which sent me cussing and screaming at her out the house.
I came back after an hour to find she had locked me out and refused to let me in. After about an hour of cussing none-stop under my breath while on a park swing, my cellphone showed it was 3 am. So I snuck over to my friends' house, typed in the key-code to get in, and slept in her bed. This was a surprise that scared her shitless the next morning.
I didn't go home for like a week afterward, I stayed at her place and hid when her parents were around.
Now my mom has a new appreciation for how stubborn I am.
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Whoaaaa
Seriously, I'm here slackjawed at just how much of a hardass you really are. I wouldn't be surprised if you could fly at this rate.
You are the new Robinson Crusoe. Nary a vigilante can sway your survival skills of survivalness.
Still, a shame that you have fights with your mom. But that is interrupted by WHOAAAAA SNEAKY SNEAK-IN ADVENTURES in my mind.
None of my friends trust me enough to know these sort of things. For good reason.
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I am the hardass. It is me.
I know hers cause I creep on it.
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Exactly. The hardass league recognizes you as a prodigy, and also you are the new role model?
I know three of my friends' locker combos just by hovering. Many people are unaware of the effectiveness of being quiet and staying still.
If I ever get ahold of smuppets; nobody sees it coming
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OH LAWDY!
Karkles would shoot you.
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IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE
Smuppets are the ultimate presents for everyone and anyone on any day. Christmas, birthdays, Veteran's day, unbirthdays, Tuesdays. A gesture of ironic goodwill.
Many people would shoot me for my crazed rambling, Una. Many people would.
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Helloooooooo! >u<
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