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Wanted to do something simple and fun with this ugly little thing, and perhaps input some info into this little abomination:
'Unownvee bends reality around it without realization or purpose, it prefers solitude as not to absorb others into its gaping black eyehole never to be seen again. Sometimes it swallows trees when it simply gazes at one-a tree with squirrels in it-he ate a family of squirrels he never meant to harm. The black void in Unownvee's head is neither a void nor an actual eye-it's both at once somehow. Unownvee inexplicably vomits blood during random intervals-this distresses it and causes it to suck in and reduce more fauna around it to the size of an atom Sometimes it'll expel an inky black goop from its eyehole; this oozes rather than explodes violently like the blood-it smells of tar and rancid manure, legends state however that it tastes like chocolate, go ahead and try it, I'm not touching it. If you attempt to cuddle Unownvee it will vomit blood all over you-do not be alarmed, as this is its way of marking people it's about to accidentally suck into its eyeh-oh shit well you'd better drop the bastard and run. If you encounter it, it will follow you and suddenly appear before you when you least expect it, that is when it will do something alarming: It will flop onto its side, and then explode-such is the life of an abomination.' I'll think up more silly facts about this thing later; 90% of the above facts may or may not be canon to it

Description
Wanted to do something simple and fun with this ugly little thing, and perhaps input some info into this little abomination:
'Unownvee bends reality around it without realization or purpose, it prefers solitude as not to absorb others into its gaping black eyehole never to be seen again. Sometimes it swallows trees when it simply gazes at one-a tree with squirrels in it-he ate a family of squirrels he never meant to harm. The black void in Unownvee's head is neither a void nor an actual eye-it's both at once somehow. Unownvee inexplicably vomits blood during random intervals-this distresses it and causes it to suck in and reduce more fauna around it to the size of an atom Sometimes it'll expel an inky black goop from its eyehole; this oozes rather than explodes violently like the blood-it smells of tar and rancid manure, legends state however that it tastes like chocolate, go ahead and try it, I'm not touching it. If you attempt to cuddle Unownvee it will vomit blood all over you-do not be alarmed, as this is its way of marking people it's about to accidentally suck into its eyeh-oh shit well you'd better drop the bastard and run. If you encounter it, it will follow you and suddenly appear before you when you least expect it, that is when it will do something alarming: It will flop onto its side, and then explode-such is the life of an abomination.' I'll think up more silly facts about this thing later; 90% of the above facts may or may not be canon to it