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Blueberries. SO MANY BLUEBERRIES.
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Yeah, that's when things get....really chompy.
Gene: OW! Sweetie don't *OW!*
Lucy: 83
Gene: *nervous smile* Eheh....I-I guess someone's hungry.
Lucy: HUNGEE! 8D
Mary: Told you she was your child.
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Does she act like Gene when she's older? A bossy girl with a big sweet tooth?
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Think if you mixed Mary and Gene together; you get someone who's sweet but when the time is right, she can be very authoritative and boss.
BUT YES, SHE LOVES TO EAT AS MUCH AS HER PAPA. Mary teases them both about it.
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Who can blame them Mary is a master in the kitchen. Is a wonder that they're not big as the house yet.
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Hey, if Mary is the master she also holds the key. She can lock those two away from their goodies and they know it.
Lucy: But MOOOOOM!
Mary: No, you heard me! After the way you conducted yourself back there, NO DESSERT!
Gene: Listen to your mother!
Mary: You to, Gene.
Gene: But MAAAAAAAAARY!
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Family night ruined! XD
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And later that night, Gene snuck out some pie and shared it with Lucy. Mary knew what they had done but didn't say anything.
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So can you win her heart through her stomach?
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JUST LIKE HER DADDY! 8D
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THE EASIEST WAY TO GET HER AFFECTIONS! But it has to be hand made, no puny sweets from the local store.
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She has special powers where she can tell the quality from a tiny bite!
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SUPER FOOD CRITIC POWERS ACTIVATE!
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Lucy: Form of-! SOMEONE WHO WANTS MORE!
Gene: Shape of-! DAD WHO'S TRYING TO CHASE AFTER HIS DAUGHTER WHO HAS RUN AWAY! Lucy, get back here!
Lucy: *running and squealing* Cookies!
*Mary tries not to laugh*
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As young she only wanted to eat mamas food so when they were invited to the neighbours, she would always critize the food.
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Mary: *eats pie that Don has made* Daddy said this taste like cardboard. 8D
Gene: *blushes like mad* HONEY.
Other Lucy: HEY! WHAT A SMART GIRL!
Don: Lucile, I swear to programmers....
Felix: *picks her up* Ah-ha-ha-ha. Um, lets just get on with the party!
Lucy: What does magic hammer taste like?! 8D
Felix: UH.
Calhoun: *gasp* Lucy, don't eat that!
Lucy: *noms on magic hammer* Can it fix Don's pie?
Don: Okay, DONE. Just DONE.
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After that Mary always brings food to Lucy.
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Mary: Here Ralph, help me feed her.
Ralph: ME? But-!
*Lucy noms on Ralph's' fingers*
Mary: I think she believes those are Twinkies.
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She tries her best to find the creamy filing XD
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Ralph: Is this nor-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! D8
Gene: Yes, its normal! >83 *turns page of paper*
Lucy: 83
Ralph: S-She's so cute! OW OW OW OW!
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Just like her, none can say no to her face
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Even as she gets older, she knows how to do 'The Face'.
She learned it from Mary.
Lucy: Daddy?
Gene: Yes?
Lucy: Can I go out tonight?
Gene: Young lady, you know tonight is not the time to-!
*BIG EYES*
Gene: NO.
*EVEN BIGGER EYES*
Gene: NO! D8<
*EVEN EVEN BIGGER EYES*
Gene: >8C Yes.
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Does Mary fall for it too?
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Nope, she's immune. But both know its funnier to play off Gene. XD
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Both of them against Gene. SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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Hd to lie in the bed for the day.
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He didn't feel too bad; Mary was right by his side.
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Feeding him cupcakes until he felt better C:
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AND THE MAYOR WAS NEVER GRUMPY AGAIN!
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Until next tuesday when SOMEBODY left a big hole in the basemant floor. There was cat hair everywhere.
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Gene: Nor-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! D8<
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Norwood takes the blame. The kids just wanted to dig a way to China XD
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Norwood always takes the blame! 8D
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Nel refuse to do so Norwood has to do it.
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Norwood will always be the one to blame, especially with all the crap he's done in the past.
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He can handle. He used to it.
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Everyone's favorite red-head and butt monkey.
Norwood: >8C
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