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Inonibird β€” Assassin Duck?

Published: 2010-05-21 18:22:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 1228; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Description edit: lol, I just changed the pic...sorry to the...like...2 people who already fav'd. 9_9

The title is a nod to *RyuichiFoxe 's Assassin's Creed obsession, and the actual Assassin Duck thing is her idea, but I'll be damned if it wasn't creepily appropriate in this situation. 8(

Well, I'm thinking the muscovy ducks at the pond are used to being fed by the people who walk RIGHT up to the water's edge and just hang out there. I, however, had no food, and was merely taking pictures of turtles and such.
...But this duck swam over. And waited. And watched. And waited. AND WATCHED. 8|

(It also allowed me to get within inches of it and take a picture, but I didn't post that one...turned out annoyingly blurry; this pic was from more like two feet away.)

......I'm gonna go back to the park and get stabbed by this duck while I'm watching the opera, aren't I?
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ColinatorGX [2011-01-30 02:13:00 +0000 UTC]

Assassin duck?

Not too far from the truth. HOWEVER.
The real monsters are.... THE PENGUINS!

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Ritsuka-4 [2010-05-23 10:02:26 +0000 UTC]

i owned that kinda duck before there babys r so cutez ^__^

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ChocolateMilkElf [2010-05-21 21:12:09 +0000 UTC]

When I first saw this picture in my inbox, I thought it was a turkey sitting in the water.
Now I read your description and I have to say
I lol'd

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Dubedii [2010-05-21 20:18:39 +0000 UTC]

....i never thought ducks could be assassin's. Even better! look like them >__> you better look out for that duck 'Noni... or it's gonna stab you to death...

The pic is awesome tho :3

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KaruLeonnese [2010-05-21 19:03:05 +0000 UTC]

...Not if you pretend to only have one arm. Then you're safe.

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Inonibird In reply to KaruLeonnese [2010-05-21 19:10:48 +0000 UTC]

...Well, darnit, how'm I supposed to manage that...

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KaruLeonnese In reply to Inonibird [2010-05-21 20:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Stuff it in your shirt? XD

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Inonibird In reply to KaruLeonnese [2010-05-21 20:55:56 +0000 UTC]

*blinks down at tight short-sleeved shirt* ...Curse you, Houston weather.

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KaruLeonnese In reply to Inonibird [2010-05-22 03:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Ah, whoops. Well...maybe he'll...miss...? ^^o

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GoBoomBoom [2010-05-21 18:35:47 +0000 UTC]

Wow it's AltaΓ―r reincarnated! :'D
I love these ducks, dunno what they're called though :c
too bad because THEY'RE AWESOME
good thing you lived through the first meeting 8D YAY
I hope you'll make it through the second.. if you see it again that is.

8D I love the water in this picture. You really captured it's... wetness.. XD :'D

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