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Published: 2017-05-21 02:22:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 3937; Favourites: 252; Downloads: 0
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Give them a Cell Phone.Got this idea watching my two nieces at family gatherings. Jubilee of the X-Men helps illustrate my point.
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I'd take the phone, beat up the bad guy, and THEN use the phone.
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Unless she screws the phone up, anyway.
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At least she's not walking and texting. Saw somebody doing this the other day, they nearly got hit by a car when they tried to cross on a red light. Nice work.
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JUBILEE: WTF? That skank Boom-Boom called me a knock-off of her on Twitter? OMG! Seriously? I'm ROTFLMAO!
BOOM-BOOM: What? Two super-cool teenage girls who blow stuff? How are you not a knock-off?
CYPHER: You see? This is what happens when you give teen-age girls smart phones!
DAZZLER: Besides, we all know that you're both cheap knock-offs of me!
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I get where you're coming from; I've seen groups of teens walking down the street "together", with their noses buried in cell phones!
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Except that the zombies will actually notice your presence!
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Sure YMMV but IME it's possible for them to walk into stuff like lampposts!
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She's probably texting Robin. (Because the two did became a thing in the DC Marvel crossover comics)
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Almost a perfect weapon! It would be perfect if it was not for the fact anyone can get sucked into using the cellphone more than they need too or should do..
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Not me... and I like to think I'm not alone
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You are not alone.. In fact I don't use my cellphone for anything beyond a few calls a month and it sure don't have all the fancy stuff a cellphone don't need.. Nope.. I treat it like it should be.. A phone for important calls!!! I was just say some older people have gotten sucked in.. But personally I got other things to do and/or amuse me..
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Internet, giving birth to borglings everywhere!
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If I find a hammer can I play whack-a-zombie?!?!
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Only if they are undead zombies
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Was Negasonic Teenage Warhead an inspiration for this piece?
Also, who would give Jubes a smartphone when she can't even keep a Walkman in one piece?
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Indeed. This was my niece and nephew when me and my parents came to my brother's house Christmas morning. He just got them cell phones (at 9 and 10 respectively) and this was all they were doing and nothing else mattered. Broke my heart...
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It's the future of social behavior I'm afraid
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Totally true. Heck, this would probably work on some adult superheroes, too. I do like the phone-lighting on her face. Quite nice.
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**Giggles!**
My mother, before she passed, got to smack hands of the grandkids for coming to the dinner table with those things.
A wonderful piece of work.
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You've just stumbled across the evil Supervillains plan to end all plans... who needs fancy mind control devices and brainwashing spells when you have iphones and black berries?
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It still works with middle age nerds. I know it well.
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Now THAT is funny...not to mention very viable way to get a superhero/super heroine wammied. Like that smallvile episode "Delete."
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Just as long as the assorted super villains don't come to that revelation.
Given the trend to ever more teenage, and the lower teens at that, heroes, the first evil doer to create an unlimited super plan will achieve world domination.
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Darkseid need only make an app..... that may be more effective then the anti-life equation
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Better yet, the Anti-life app....
We're so doomed!
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