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EncryptionBy Invader-Hime
*Shuffling sounds. Laughter.*
"Oh, Darkles, you're not even trying,"
*More Shuffling, followed by an unceremonious crash*
"Well, excuse me, princess!"
*Electronic interference, energy conduit overload*
"Witch. And don't you forget it,"
*groaning, whispering*
"I'll say,"
"What was that?"
"Nothing,"
"Yeah, you bet it was nothing. Now put this on,"
"What is that?"
*Shuffling sounds. Ripping.*
"A Halloween costume,"
"Oh, God,"
"What?"
"You're going to make us into one of those annoying couples that dress alike, aren't you?"
"Awww...come on! Your Mom will think it is just precious!"
"I doubt that,"
"Awwww, you don't mean that,"
"I do,"
"Well, too bad,"
"So...how do I?"
"THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!"
*Laughter. Exasperated Sighs*
"WELL THEN, WHERE DOES IT GO?"
"Well...it..."
*Unintelligible whispers*
"No,"
"Please?"
"NO!"
"I'll let you eat me...for awhile,"
"Not even mana could make me,"
"Oh, you're such a Scrooge, Darkles,"
"Wrong holiday, Lovely,"
"Well, the sentiment is the same. I guess you're right. Who needs a costume when they're, well, you?"
*Electronic interference of multiple kinds before the equipment was permanently damaged beyond repair. No further signals were ever received from the location*
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Comments: 55
I'm certain it had glitter.
It HAD to.
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The comment that made me really think the listener was getting more than he or she wanted was "I'll let you eat me... for awhile."
After some careful consideration, I've decided I DO want to know what the costumes are.
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Since the person listening is probably unaware what Darkstar is...the entire thing sounds so wrong.
Something completely harmless, but humiliating for Darkles. I'm not exactly sure, but Charmcaster's outift involves glitter.
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Even knowing what he is, it still doesn't sound quite right.
Darkles' costume should involve glitter, too. With how he is now, outfits that would have been fabulous (and I mean fabulous) on Morningstar would be ridiculous on him. I'm all for ridiculous walking corpses. (Look, I can't take him seriously. Not with the screenshot you use for him!)
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NYORON :3
It should. Whatever it is, there is now officially glitter involved.
Oh, that screenshot. Isn't it amazing? I love it to death because out of context, it looks so ridiculous.
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It's like he's going to laugh with heavy breathing. "Hey, baby. You know, I used to be sexy."
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It does...in the most horrible voice imaginable...the kind that makes you reach for pepper spray....as if the ridiculous zombie boy wasn't enough.
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That smell's not his aftershave... it's just a permanent stench from so many mace sprays.
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Unknown fact about Darkles XD
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It will be a special on Animal Planet.
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It would have a ridiculous name...like.."Living with Leeches."
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Or that...with glittery titles XD
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*SNERK*
Pretty much...except I actually find Darkstar LESS creepy than Edward...because at least he's doing it to live...and not...to be a total stalking Creeper.
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If Charmcaster caught him watching her while he slept, she'd either use it to mindscrew him or punch him.
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Me: Do I even want to know what costume that is? O.o
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I'm not even sure I want to know what it is XD
But the guessing amuses me greatly.
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Me: Indeed it does XD I like how even though they're "bad guys", they're not above having silly fun XD
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I'm certain he's being forced into it...at least that's what he'll tell Angela when they show up at her house asking for candy XD
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Me: Oh gahd that would be Epic LULZ of crack!proportions. XDDDDD if only that Charmcaster on LJ supported the ship
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Angela would be quietly seething...and wondering where she had gone wrong.
She could always chalk it up to Darkles' human half XD.
*sigh*
If only.
There would be so many LULZ if they did XD
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Me: Then again, considering she was going to dress up for a Halloween party she might not be as "WTF" over the costume. Just the fact they were going trick or treating.
"Aren't you both a little old for this?" she asked, the unimpressed sneer audible despite the pleasant smile on her face.
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That's true XD
The trick or treating is probably what annoyed her more than the costume.
Charmcaster would have a snarky comeback too:
"We're just in the spirit of things. I appreciate traditions...like fun, mischief....and togetherness. Some people just can't handle that,"
With that, she pulled her uncomfortable companion into a lingering embrace that would probably be considered indecent in Angela's day...and the mana witch knew it.
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Me: I imagine it'd be difficult for trick or treaters to go all the way to the main house for candy considering it's like a huge stretch of asphalt from the gate to the house. Then again, their rich fancy neighborhood probably doesn't do trick or treating in such a "plebeian" way XD
Angela doesn't twitch, but her energy signature fluctuates ever-so-slightly in annoyance.
"As I recall, togetherness had been more of a Thanksgiving or a Christmas tradition. Halloween was more about warding away the undesirables. Which reminds me, I have to verify if the security system was upgraded."
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No, probably not. They probably have upscale parties or something.
"There's always room for more...togetherness. Except in this house. And your security system? Oh, I took care of that. It was," Charmcaster answered cryptically, her eyes narrowed and her lips pulled into a mischievous smile.
Darkstar shrugged, almost, but not quite apologetically. His energy signature flickered between uncomfortable, delightfully amused, and a little nervous.
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Me: Yeah, they would. Which reminds me! I owe Eugene-mun a Halloween fic @.@
Angela quirked an amused brow, "Careful, dear girl, being in close proximity of others isn't always safe."
She set her gaze on Darkstar, "The upgrade obviously wasn't enough. But I suppose that's the best technology I can expect from such a backwater planet."
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Me: 8DDDDDD I just remembered I owe you Mytraxx ^_^ And I watched Secret of the Omnitrix for some inspiration...I'll have to see what my mind comes up with XD
Charmcaster smiled, as if she enjoyed the attempt intimidation.
"Oh, I know. That's why I'm not standing next to you. Your son on the other hand...I can handle...and if I can handle him, maybe I'm giving you a little too much credit."
Darkstar placed a gloved hand on her shoulder and squeezed it gently.
"That's enough, Lovely," he said quietly, not sure if Angela heard him or not..and not caring if she did.
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Angela felt her stomach turn, there was something almost nauseating about the little display of affection between the two costumed individuals. But she keeps that condescendingly pleasant, politely contemptible smile on her face. "I've no petty issues of vanity nor pride, dear girl. Whoever gave you that idea is sorely mistaken."
((oh dear gahd I'm so sorry for the emo-tastic angst-fest that ic-secret spawned @.@ Jerome is such a jerk no matter what the universe))
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Charmcaster sniffed.
"I don't know what you mean. I think you're reading into things. Guilty conscience, Angela?"
((Don't worry, it is actually very well timed...I've been putting together a ficlet, which won't be out for another few days, where Verdona pretty much tells him his mother's love is fake and that he's a burden to her...and that Angela's devotion is a side effect of his feeding on her-enter the RAWR! And yes, Jerome is a jerk...but we love him anyway...in any universe.))
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Angela chuckled in between inspecting her nails, "Am I? Or perhaps you're not as perceptive as I gave you credit for."
((Oh God if Angela ever found out about that ic-lly she will HUNT VERDONA DOWN even if to just RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE at her XD I'm hesitant to make sws-stuff when they're from fics because we don't really control the other characters and the other muns don't seem interested in participating n.n))
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The witch's eyes flashed with mana for an instant in irritation before a sly expression crossed her face.
"I'm just teasing you, Angela,"
((XD Ah, well. We can't control the other characters' muns. I like AUs as much as canon, so I'm always up for some randomness. You could always have RR-Angela talk it over with...someone from Legal for advice XD)
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Angela continued to inspect her nails as if her manicure was far more interesting than her current company. "Hmm? Did you say something, dear girl?"
((RR-Angela should avoid Jerome for a while. He was the reason why she brought that secret up in the first place XD))
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The mana witch was about to say something terribly unpleasant, but her shoulder was suddenly pinched in an uncomfortably tight grip. She glanced over at Darkstar, who seemed oddly calm about the whole thing. She paused.
"Lovely Charmcaster here was just saying how nice it was to see you again, and how as much as we'd love to stay and chat, I'm sure you have other, previously scheduled plans, Mrs. Morningstar."
((She probably should...and I am completely not surprised by that. He's been wreaking havoc with the Angelas, first ATF! now RR!. If any Darkles finds out...well...they'd better not and I know Jerome knows that...from experience XD))
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Angela flashed a brilliant smile at the pair, "That's very considerate of you, dear boy. Thank you."
She meant it.
((RR-verse Jerome meant well, surprisingly. He wanted to make Angela feel "bad" so he could drain that emotion from her and leave her feeling happy. Except she felt too awful and left before he could do anything (though replace "left" with "kicked-him-out"). I don't know if RR-Gabrielle liked RR-Jerome though. Maybe just a bit. And now I have this bizarre vision of Jerome being Gabrielle's wing-man when they went "hunting" in Gabrielle's bachelor days XP So yeah, RR-Jerome isn't a complete jerk like AF!Jerome, but I think it's also because of how RR-Angela treats him.
asod-Jerome will be different. I imagine Angela will not stand to have the emotion-leech near her human son if only under the rationalization that he risks exposing what she is. But she's really just protective of him. I so want to RP out what happens when Mike discovers his dad is a Plumber/what the Plumbers are though *w*))
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Darkstar nods. Angela doesn't need to know it, but he's not in the confrontational mood...especially not with Angela...at the moment. He seems to remember his mother and her new husband always having some grand party to go to on Halloween.
((AWwwwwwww. That's sweet of him, really...to want her to bring up old pain so he can take it away. Was there a thread or a fic about it or a thread that I missed? Or was it head AU-canon?
I like the idea of RR-Jerome as a wing-man. It seems to suit his personality.
WE SHOULD SO RP THAT! BRING ON THE ASOD-VERSE!))
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((purely head AU-canon. I needed ic-justification for that emo-tastic post by RR-Angela and the taffy-leech made for a good scapegoat that wasn't too deus ex machina XD Jerome totally wouldn't mind being a back-up to someone XD
It's not asod BUT. [link] ))
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((Luff it anyway because it makes total sense! Jerome FTW XD.
AWESOMESAUCE!!!!))
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((RR-Jerome is nice. Genuinely nice. I think only AF!Jerome is the jerk. asod-Jerome is asod-Angela's punching bag, poor guy. Even if he's the closest thing to a confidant she has, she doesn't want Jerome associating with her human son.
RR-Jerome is feeling the guiiiiiilt!))
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((Because Angela is the wife of his former BFF XD Awww...*hugs asod-Jerome and rr!-Jerome and sends them fluffy feelings* We luff them XD
Poor Guy. Michael can tell he feels bad, but he can't help but be suspicious of why))
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((AF-Jerome: Heeeeey, don't I get luff? :<
I totally wanted Jerome to spill everything but he decided to clam up about it. Because, well, it's AWKWARD and complicated.))
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((awwwww. We luff you too... Just in a different way, jerome.
Indeed it is. I think michael would have freaked out on him at first, but probably would have been a little... Little forgiving after the real reason he did it came to light.
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AF-Jerome: As you should! *preens*
I just think Jerome, in any reality, will have "covering his ass" as his first/number one priority so he won't be offering info unless it'll benefit him somehow XD
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*admires the preening taffy leech*
Yes, he definitely would. I get that image of him in any verse XD
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Well, they shouldn't have been spying in the first place XD
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Very true.
This is another one of those "What has been read/imagined cannot be unread/imagined" moments.
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Just like the glitter star speedo.
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