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Published: 2012-02-02 00:48:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 199; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 1
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I've gone on a paperchild rampage lately (this is one of four that i've made so far) and my friend wanted to see this one. so i uploaded it. yes.Jake belongs to ThisOneFails.
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So far, he hasn't replied, yet
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T3T and now, we wait.
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Indeed. He's probably coming up with some kind of snarky reply, but I SHALL BEST HIM AGAIN
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Yes you shall! o3o
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His replies:
"Because, I can say I hate it, I can say I donβt want it, but I, as a human, do. My mind does not want it, but my genitalia do, which causes conflict and usually, unfortunately, my hormones win. Also, if I was to argue sex is a bad thing, thereβs more proof to argue that sex is a good thing as a way to reproduce and keep our society running and as a means to reduce stress andβ¦etc. There really is no logical reason to hate humanityβs instinct of lust, but I do, and see no time where I wonβt. (Wasnβt a poem either lol)"
My reply:
"I know it's not a poem, idiot. I put quotes for a reason. Also, I understand that sex is probably one of the only methods to reproduce, but that doesn't entirely mean it's as grand as everyone makes it out to be. The planet's overpopulated enough, I think the world can do with a little less reproducing at the moment. On another note, anyone can control their hormones. It's the individual's choice on whether or not to react to them."
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perfect!! o3o I think Poe may have snuck out of my head and into yours
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Hurray for the TROLL MASTER
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I really hate this fucker right now :T
"Not necessarily, there are βsoulmatesβ who stay together for 50 years or more. The idea of marriage is the prime example that love is more prominent in humans, in which we have a way to lock ourselves in eternal love (even if the divorce rates are incredibly high :s) yet animals do not have a way to express love. Take my dog, Kirbie, for example. He will hump ANY female dog he sees. Itβs his instinct and, as such, with no logical reason to fight it, he gives in."
Well, fuck you, too, animal hater :T
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FFFFFFFF *explodes from rage* Troll him Chey, troll him goooooooooood.
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How's this:
"Once an animal chooses "The One", they normally stay with them. It's just the way animals are. Humans are not like that. Animals express love in ways you wouldn't understand because you're a human, and honestly, couldn't give less of a damn about them. And, for your dog: he probably just hasn't found his "One" yet. That, or he's an idiot, like you."
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Excellent~
also, just a side-note about Poe: He doesn't get angry often, and only really stupid people (like Kevin) can really draw it out of him (that, or someone trying to kill Leka. Then he flips his shit). So, since the time feels right, feel free to begin swearing and getting uber pissed.
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I kinda figured that was how Poe's anger worked. I was calm until that last post about the animals.
Now, I'm mentally murdering Kevin in all the most brutal ways I can think of.
And he has the balls to try and talk to me on gmail >:T
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Yea.
Me too, dude, me too. Imaginge him getting run over by the magic school bus XD
well, he doesn't think it's you he's talking to on tumblr, probably.
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Yep.
Okay, so he said this about the poem thinggy:
"Thanks, love you too~ 
and I am debating replying with "Not everyone is an animal that has to fuck every hour of every goddamn day, like you."
And yeah, he probably doesn't. But I ended the conversation by saying "Tally ho. I'm off to the New World!" then closed the chat after he replied with a "wtf?"
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Indeed.
Please do XD or put that as an ending sentence if you write something longer.
XDD lol
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Lol that's all I'm going to say 8D
Indeed. I bet he's writhing in confusion right now.
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Yeeeesssss~
XD I bet lol
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And to the animal one he replied:
"Iβm trying to be reasonable. Also, about βThe Oneβ, is that not how we run too? Humans? Soulmates? One more thing, if I canβt understand animals because Iβm human, does that make you a dog? O_o"
I'm going to say "No, it just means I'm more understanding of them and their circumstances, unlike one such as yourself, who obviously does not give even the littlest shit. Your horrible, HORRIBLE fucking animal hater >:T"
Indeed. But he replied back and I answered him, now he feels confused and sad because I left him >D
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The 'Poe-muse' has struck you, my good friend.
XDD lol poor him
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Yes I feel so powerful.
Amg I think I made him cry >D
"β¦I never said thatβ¦I donβt know where you are going with this, but that was harsh"
MWAHAHAHA I should be all like "Serves you right, asshole."
Indeed. I feel so accomplished.
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XDDD You probably did lol Is it bad that I find this so very amusing?
You should lol
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No, because I find it amusing as well >D
So should I say that?
Indeed I do.
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XD possibly.
I...don't think he gets that the account is AskPoe, not AskAmanda :\
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Already done XD
Yeah, I know XD he got all offended and like "Thanks for judging me, Amanda"
I should be like "This isn't Amanda speaking...this is Poe." or something like that
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XDDD I feel like, if you said that, he'd get really creeped out.
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Then I shall say it.
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XDD I hope he gets so fuckin creeped out. And if he's like, "Haha real funny."
I need to do something to prove to him I'm not you.
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XDD idk how you'll do that. but I know you'll figure something out that's really creepy
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Yeah, he continues to believe I am you, he also commented on me having anger problems :T
Should I tell him he freed up space for Jarogniew to come out?
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....YES. GOD YES. >D
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XD so fun~
...I want to do an rp with Poe's personality cores now..
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FFF I hit the question limit. Also, he's being a stuck-up prude and is being all like "blah blah I'm right, you're wrong, Amanda" and I'm just being all like "FFFF FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I IS NOT AMANDA"
And now, idk what to do anymore. I hate this kid so much.
That would be so cute asdfghjkl ;A;
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FFFF dammit.
WE MUST! ;A; to gmail?
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Yeah. I've had it with this asshole.
Yes!
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Me too :\
hey, have you asked your mom if you can stay over this weekend yet?
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No, I completely forgot about it XD
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FFF siiiiccckkkknessssss *cough cough wheeze sniff*
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D:
so, I think I just had a mental breakdown in school today
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Yeah, :T not fun...
Oh noes! What happened, dude?
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I bet not.
We were in english working on the research paper and I just couldn't do it. I was absent when we started working on it last week, so I was behind, and it was just to hard. :\
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:c
That really sucks, man.
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Yeah, I feel like crap. Even if I could go, I'm not so sure I would, because of my sickness
Aww.
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I know...it's sad
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