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Published: 2010-04-02 17:52:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 10352; Favourites: 262; Downloads: 116
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Description For those who care: This fanart is a strange mix of my wanting to draw Riocard (because the suit , THE SUIT! ) and ~HellsingThess pointing out to me that what Alucard and Integra were doing while he was in Rio was borderline phone-sex, haha.

Maybe my next AxI fanart will actually have them in the same room XD

ALUCARD: *Tries to be outrageous*
INTEGRA: *Not impressed* Sir Penwood is paying for this phone bill.
(Thanks to Thess for the dialogue!)

For those who don't care: Another Hellsing fanart... I know, I know! I'll try to draw for another fandom soon! Even Zutara, I've been feeling the itch...

I had way too much fun coloring this. And I should have gone to bed before 4 am last night...

ETA: I changed some stuff that was bothering me...
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Comments: 63

twilite-kiss [2011-05-10 04:58:59 +0000 UTC]

i really like this.especially the colors (the way all of it blends,shadows and all its amazing)

and this is funny as hell.i know it was almost there,wasn't it?

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Tprinces [2011-01-18 22:34:03 +0000 UTC]

What are you wearing, Master?

..... Nothing but two white gloves. Now are you quite done?

...........

Alucard?

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Irrel In reply to Tprinces [2011-01-20 06:41:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Lunatic-668 [2011-01-01 06:18:40 +0000 UTC]

Alucard: Integra... Did it excite you?
Integra: *not amused* ...

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BluEyedMatador [2010-10-24 19:45:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL Love it.

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FilledeMarius [2010-10-19 21:49:13 +0000 UTC]

I remember seeing this on LJ! I just love Integra's expression. That expression could launch a thousand ships.

(I have a confession to make. I stumbled upon your art by browsing through HellsingThess's gallery. Not that I'm a creeper or anything; it's just that she's commented on stuff that I've liked and commented and I am a diehard AxI fan.)

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Irrel In reply to FilledeMarius [2010-10-20 04:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comments

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FilledeMarius In reply to Irrel [2010-10-21 00:39:25 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! You deserved them.

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Cokuruscana [2010-04-29 04:58:18 +0000 UTC]

AlucardxIntegra has to be one of my favorite pairings ever, hands down. And the way you drew them.. it's so in character and fits right into their relationship!

And, seriously. xD That was totally phonesex. Atleast for them.

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Irrel In reply to Cokuruscana [2010-04-29 06:15:05 +0000 UTC]

It was! Wasn't it? XD thanks for the comment!

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Korikali [2010-04-11 20:13:10 +0000 UTC]

Your coloring is really lovely! And their expressions are fabulous. They don't even need to be in the same city to be shmexy together

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Irrel In reply to Korikali [2010-04-11 20:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Indeed!

Thanks for the comment.

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3four [2010-04-10 13:28:57 +0000 UTC]

I'd soo vote for more Hellsing fanarts from you (AxI especially)
Lovely colors, great job <3

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Irrel In reply to 3four [2010-04-10 15:52:24 +0000 UTC]

There is probably more coming I'm not done with this obsession, haha.

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3four In reply to 3four [2010-04-10 13:29:55 +0000 UTC]

Also, ~HellsingThess is one hell of a fandom spreader, we all love her for that, non?

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alexandra154 [2010-04-06 02:43:35 +0000 UTC]

nice one!!
i love evrething but more integra ^^

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batmarg [2010-04-06 01:51:11 +0000 UTC]

Gorgeous. Great work w/ shading.

And phonesex w/ Alucard wouldn't be difficult. His voice is trying to mindsex you the entire ova (Japanese or English).

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Irrel In reply to batmarg [2010-04-06 05:22:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, that is right! It's weird that I'd like a dub but the Alucard's voice is not too shabby in English

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batmarg In reply to Irrel [2010-04-07 00:11:48 +0000 UTC]

I actually really like Hellsing dubbed because I like getting all the different accents.

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Irrel In reply to batmarg [2010-04-07 01:21:04 +0000 UTC]

I just download all the dubbed OVAs (to make a fanvid ) and yeah, I'd forgotten how much I liked Integra's dubbed voice.

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okapirose [2010-04-05 14:23:26 +0000 UTC]

This is gorgeous Loverly job ^^

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WaveLullaby [2010-04-05 13:43:37 +0000 UTC]

I love your Hellsing fanart! Your right though it was something close to phone sex ^_^

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happyzuko [2010-04-04 00:40:07 +0000 UTC]

O_O plz draw more hellsing. your zutara is great too, but i would say this pairing is equally as dark and intriguing.

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Irrel In reply to happyzuko [2010-04-04 03:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, dark and intriguing XD That made me laugh... Thanks! I'll try to draw more (of both, actually...)

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happyzuko In reply to Irrel [2010-04-04 04:54:17 +0000 UTC]

you're very welcome.
looking forward to it!

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sylvacoer [2010-04-03 13:10:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I can totally see Sir Integra being, "Whatever, have you done your job yet?" in response to Alucard trying to sex her up over the phone.

Suits always increase the sexiness of a man - the only thing more sexy is a Marine Corps dress uniform.

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Irrel In reply to sylvacoer [2010-04-03 17:08:01 +0000 UTC]

Agreed, there is something about a suit... or uniform for that matter XD

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Vnoid [2010-04-03 10:24:29 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE the hellsing fan art! and the zutara too... Sadly with Hellsing though i've only seen the tv series they made, not the actual comics... its kinda hard to get them in my town

Thank you for the awesomness though!

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Vnoid In reply to Vnoid [2010-04-04 02:26:31 +0000 UTC]

thsnks for the info!
yeah i had heard that the characterisation is reall different, and i'd like to read more. Though i did love the style and awesomeness of the tv series.

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HellsingThess In reply to Vnoid [2010-04-03 17:15:05 +0000 UTC]

/randomly appears

The TV series are good. Although the characterization, overall plot, relationships, etc are completely different.

For instance, the manga focus is on Alucard and then Integra and then Seras. While the TV series focused on Seras (who was a very different character from the Manga Seras who is funny, a bit dumb but courageous and loyal soldier. She also doesn't have a crush on Alucard or Daddy issues, rather she has her own love interest, Pip Bernadotte, and has a closer relationship with Integra who looks after her). The manga's more funny and sexy overall.

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Irrel In reply to Vnoid [2010-04-03 17:07:33 +0000 UTC]

You should watch the OVAs, they're based on the comics Or read the comic here: [link]

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lupevales [2010-04-03 03:19:15 +0000 UTC]

That honestly was the funniest scene in the series

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Anodesu [2010-04-03 00:35:20 +0000 UTC]

"You've prompted a stirring in my LOINS, Integra'
XD
I loved that part.
Although I love Seras more, i'll admit

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IsisEgyptianGoddess [2010-04-02 22:56:01 +0000 UTC]

Excellent! Let me just say that I love your Integra. She's still her calm, cool, badass self while still looking feminine.

Alucard and the phone sex... so wrong yet so right lol

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Irrel In reply to IsisEgyptianGoddess [2010-04-03 06:30:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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MsAbominable [2010-04-02 19:29:33 +0000 UTC]

The coloring looks awesome! I love Integra's expression. She's so cool no matter the situation. XD

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Irrel In reply to MsAbominable [2010-04-02 19:38:40 +0000 UTC]

And that's why I love her

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lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:19:09 +0000 UTC]

Is there a clip of this scene? I don't watch Hellsing (I know, shameful) and this scene sounds like it would amuse me to death.

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Irrel In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:43:04 +0000 UTC]

It looks like ~HellsingThess already pimped you the series XD Hellsing is quite amusing indeed.

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lucida-lownes In reply to Irrel [2010-04-02 19:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Lol, yes. It seems to be a suitable "hoe". I will be looking into it when I get a chance.

x3

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HellsingThess In reply to Irrel [2010-04-02 19:44:28 +0000 UTC]

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HellsingThess In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:20:54 +0000 UTC]

[link]

This is one of them.

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lucida-lownes In reply to HellsingThess [2010-04-02 19:22:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL. That amused me.

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HellsingThess In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:26:27 +0000 UTC]

The other one happened previously, it was before the masacre and after Integra (all sweaty and passionate) gave him the orders via phone, Alucard answered: "... Hah! Hahah! Hahahah. Hahah. Hahahahahah! Rogerrr. Yes. That's the last fig leaf. How splendid! It prompts a stirring in my loins, Integra!! In that case, I'm going out shooting. Watch closely. Sir Hellsing." Also translated as simply it "gives me a hard on, Integra!" XD

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lucida-lownes In reply to HellsingThess [2010-04-02 19:28:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol, "stirring in my loins"? I haven't seen that used in any form of literature for a while.

English major coming out. Sorry. x3 That phrase is a few centuries old.

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HellsingThess In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Alucard is Dracula. He's over five hundred years old.

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lucida-lownes In reply to HellsingThess [2010-04-02 19:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I know that from my anime friends. which is why I want to watch it sometime. I <3 Dracula.

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HellsingThess In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:35:43 +0000 UTC]

I'm a HUGE Dracula geek. I'll rec the Manga over any animated versions. OVA is good after episode 5 if you tolerate Nakamori's designs (they are hit or miss, in Integra's case a complete miss. Compare:

Integra by Hirano: [link]

Integra by Nakamori: [link]

Yeahh.

Rip's a miss too. Zorin's a hit).

If you love Dracula spinoffs you'll love Hellsing, it has a lot of old formulas with twists.

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lucida-lownes In reply to HellsingThess [2010-04-02 19:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow. She looks like a bishounen in the second picture...Interesting...Well, I'm a bit busy right now but I'll check it out when I get a breather.

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HellsingThess In reply to lucida-lownes [2010-04-02 19:41:53 +0000 UTC]

Rip has the same problem. This is Rip van Winkle by the mangaka: [link]

And this is her by the OVA designer : wtf .

Yay. Hellsing is really fun.

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