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Published: 2014-09-22 23:48:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 3437; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 42
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2:21 PM…

A busty cosplayer at Hyper Con took a moment to admire a motorcycle that was on display in the Paudraic’s Getaway Convention Hall.

 

2:22 PM…

A group of young men took a moment to admire the cosplayer’s body… against her will… with their hands.

 

2:23 PM…

The Crimson Conservative took a moment to admire the sights and sounds of a group of rude young men crushed beneath a six-hundred-pound vehicle that had been tossed onto them.

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We now know how Connie spent part of the last day of Hyper Con this year: showing that while she is not for obnoxious, womanly whining from media-grabbing busybodies pushing the feminist agenda where it is not wanted, she is not for ungentlemanly behavior, either.

This piece of art was done by the super-talented ; I asked for a simple portrait of my supersoldier looking mean, and he not only delivered a picture featuring the most dangerous sneer I’ve ever seen on Connie, but took it upon himself to add the motorcycle. It was a great idea, and took me a while to decide on a story to go behind it. Turns out it fit in with a scene I had in mind for ’s Hyper Con, where Connie would show how she deals with men who can’t control themselves and actually cross the line; not by jumping in front of cameras and getting hysterical about “rape culture” and forcing her beliefs on others, but by using a method she thought would get more satisfying, immediate results.

Oh, and before you say that Joe messed-up with proportions in the picture, remember that the Crimson Conservative is a nine-footer, and would thus make a big ol’ chopper look like a scooter.

is where this took place, land of buxom beauties and buff brawlers, plenty of whom may be found relaxing at ’s Getaway resort.

The Crimson Conservative is my creation, © 2009.

Comments welcome, even if it’s to tell me I should have rated this as a mature picture just to keep Connie’s face from giving children nightmares.

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Comments: 56

WickedKats [2016-06-06 11:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Nice character, I'm certainly not biased towards red haired characters  

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kd8lmno [2015-11-22 00:17:34 +0000 UTC]

She's lovely.

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hotrod5 [2014-10-26 21:50:37 +0000 UTC]

Now that's my kind of justice.

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Whetsit-Tuya [2014-10-11 22:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Funny

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JamesE82 In reply to Whetsit-Tuya [2014-10-11 23:20:04 +0000 UTC]

I think so, too.

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DeCardnalstudios [2014-10-10 15:58:33 +0000 UTC]

attempting a criminal act in a place that is crawling with national guard, federal agents, and superheroes.... where these idiots expecting another outcome?


Derrick Oburn: the good news, there was a bounty on one of them, bad news, shes not going to get it because I haft to cover this up or shes going to prison, why is liberal logic law?

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JamesE82 In reply to DeCardnalstudios [2014-10-11 23:23:46 +0000 UTC]

Cop a feel, get a vehicle hucked on you; doesn’t everybody know that?


Nah, me and most flatfoots got an understanding, and tell Derrick that I’m willing to split the payola with ‘im.


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DeCardnalstudios In reply to JamesE82 [2014-10-12 00:05:05 +0000 UTC]

I think he'll be happy to hear that, saves him paperwork at least.

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summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 01:34:46 +0000 UTC]

If you don't mind, I compiled a playlist for Connie to cruise along through on her hog:

youtu.be/3LDuQbfHjeg

youtu.be/ii_eZ8RW1_o

youtu.be/UUieA7epeKQ

youtu.be/X6IMe_ITAXo

youtu.be/rU-KVObNEd4

youtu.be/yclRjptWlW8

youtu.be/7YS6asuJKQA

youtu.be/7YS6asuJKQA

Hope she likes 'em.

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 01:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Some good suggestions there, though the last one might be more suited for Republicat, along with Nelly Furtado‘s “Maneater,” and I’ve been picturing her shredding bad guys to bloody pieces to this song for years: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TG…


Connie’s taste in music is a bit tricky for me; I get the sense she’d like Rob Zombie, but haven’t quite decided. And since I gave an ironic song for Republicat to do her thing to, here’s one that would be great for a gory Crimson Conservative movie trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o8-1Z… .


Thanks for the links.

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MyNameIsArchie In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-28 06:29:23 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine that Ms. Connie, when interrogating someone creatively, would be playing something like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yps3qC…

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summert1me-killer In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 02:05:54 +0000 UTC]

The Widow I like to listen to some Skinny Puppy before a mission. It helps set the mood. 

I love the incongruencies of those two songs! However if Connie and Rebuplicat would like a "girl power" anthem, they could check this out: youtu.be/3t7fCKzKenw

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 02:12:14 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Kittie--it’s been a while. I still have some of their stuff I downloaded from Napster, which tells you how long ago I discovered them.

I can picture the Widow stalking and slaying someone in a stylistically shot scene while this is playing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5dSfD…

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summert1me-killer In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 02:17:47 +0000 UTC]

The Widow Goodness! Even I prefer something upbeat from time to time! youtu.be/D2vRIETQt_M

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 02:25:23 +0000 UTC]

Did somebody say upbeat? Try killing a bunch of people to this! youtu.be/mNrXMOSkBas

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summert1me-killer In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 02:33:42 +0000 UTC]

What, no Beethoven?

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 02:43:43 +0000 UTC]

You just mentioned Ludwig van, too easy! Wait, why did alexdelargeplz deactivate himself? No references to ultraviolence now!

Speaking of Pinkie Pie, I still need to retool her a bit so she’s not seen as a rip-off of said pony, but how about Skipper Klottenberg letting one of her automated machines torture someone to death while she dances to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmsk… .

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summert1me-killer In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 02:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I actually prefer the new Phil Collins album. He's grown so much from his time in Genesis. 

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 02:57:32 +0000 UTC]

I used to have his entire “Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!” speech memorized.

"Genesis of the Daleks," you say? My favorite!

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summert1me-killer In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 03:01:04 +0000 UTC]

..............I need to return some videotapes........................

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JamesE82 In reply to summert1me-killer [2014-09-25 03:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Huh? Sorry for the late response, but I thought I saw Ivana Trump.

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artguyjoe [2014-09-24 00:19:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL!  I forgot all about this image

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JamesE82 In reply to artguyjoe [2014-09-24 23:59:14 +0000 UTC]

I sometimes store pictures for a while and see if an opportunity for a scene to go with them presents itself… but you really forgot about this great piece? I guess when someone creates fantastic art every day like you do, you can’t keep ‘em all fresh in your memory.

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artguyjoe In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-25 03:12:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL!  You are WAY too kind

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Zespara [2014-09-23 16:01:51 +0000 UTC]

That's my girl!  Take care of those ingrates!  They don't know how to treat a real lady, do they? 

A bottle of Jack, a nice visit to a conservative radio show, and a beatdown of some liberal types would be the correct way to go! 

Nicely done.

Z

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JamesE82 In reply to Zespara [2014-09-24 23:56:46 +0000 UTC]

It’ll be hard for those punks to grope ladies while in traction, huh?

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Levia-the-Dragon [2014-09-23 07:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh for... are you still banging on about "feminist agendas"?

Here's the thing, everyone has an agenda, it isn't some bond-villain style evil plan, it's just a list of things you want to get done, so stop using it as a buzzword or I'm going to have to start talking about the "Westborough Baptist agenda" and equating that with the desires of ALL Christians, because that's what you're doing when you paint all feminists, or gays, or progressives as having some shadowy conspiracy going on that apparently only draws from the desires of the very craziest fringe elements.

Setting all that aside that in this case, we've already gone over the fact that the "whining" on this topic may actually have some worth to it with the very pertinent possibility of insufficient enforcement of existing rules only for you to go right back to dismissing the mere possibility that such complaints could be legitimate.

And finally, while I applaud stopping a cadre of would-be sexual harassers, I can't help but feel that unconsciousness and a day in court would be a more suitable response than gruesome deaths, just a thought.

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Kmon13 [2014-09-23 03:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Indigo  Hmm... a few guys forgot the words touching the cosplayers no means no touching the cosplayers and was given a simple ample instruction on why it shouldn't be done ...  Good Shot Connie!

Jayson (Looks at Connie's handiwork) She was being kind and let the fools live with their crime I hope they use the time to redeem themselves... 

Erica Those boys got off light. Shame she didn't make them salute their shorts while still wearing them... 

Still I like what you did here Pic and story...

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JamesE82 In reply to Kmon13 [2014-09-23 16:55:08 +0000 UTC]

Connie is non-lethal now and then, and thought this was a situation that warranted a “gentler” touch. artguyjoe does great work, doesn’t he?

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Kmon13 In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-23 17:08:21 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I noticed I've also started reading a few of the Crimson Conservative stories when I can...  


Indeed does... 


It also made me remember my time at Otacon 2000 when some of the guys there got touchy-feelly with the cosplayers including my girlfriend at the time ((who went as Brianna Diggers)) I had to warn a few guys who were in line kindly not to touch...
  


  

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Paudraic [2014-09-23 02:59:15 +0000 UTC]

   There goes my liability insurance...again!
 Good shot, Connie!
 Remember Connie, 'Might for Right'.

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JamesE82 In reply to Paudraic [2014-09-23 16:51:59 +0000 UTC]

Look at the fine print, buster; there’s a “Connie Clause” in the paperwork somewhere that says I’m basically an act of God, so ya ain’t gonna be held liable. And I like the way your dames think.


Who’se your lawyer, anyway? A Ferengi might be a good choice, but won’t be much to look at.

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Paudraic In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-23 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]

T'Lur handles the 'letter of the law' stuff. But I do need the kind of legal mind that thinks outside the box. I've never owned a Ferengi. Orions and Ferengi are like oil and water, but I'll do some research and see what happens.

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Stick-bag [2014-09-23 02:43:03 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to see her meeting the Red Hulk. I mean the less serious, gun-toting one from Agents of S.M.A.S.H. I think they might get on pretty well, in a constantly-moments-away-from-fisticuffs kind of way.

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JamesE82 In reply to Stick-bag [2014-09-23 16:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Rulkie’s in that show, huh? I’ve looked at clips of it on YouTube, and like what I’ve seen; gonna have to check it out.

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Stick-bag In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-23 17:54:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Bear in mind that it's fairly kid-friendly and definately one of the lightest Hulk adaptations. Hulk himself is also pretty intelligent and eloquent (being as he's the leader and main character), with Skaar taking over typical caveman/hulk-speak duties, and aside from Rick Jones in the first episode (and briefly General Ross in archive footage) none of the Hulks' human forms are ever seen. You never even see Rick transforming into A-Bomb, since it happens under a huge pile of rocks.

I personally like it, but it seems to have had a generally mixed response, like with Ultimate Spider-Man and Avengers Assemble.

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MetalBeowulf89 [2014-09-23 02:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Ha! That's great.. I would imagine she made sure those punks survived, somehow.

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JamesE82 In reply to MetalBeowulf89 [2014-09-23 16:45:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yeah, they all made it; on the one hand, boys will be boys, but on the other, a mob molesting a helpless woman is not something Connie is a fan of. The Crimson Conservative knows her own strength, and just tossed the motorcycle into them, taking care to avoid hitting their heads and necks.


Don’t worry, I’m like a dang surgeon when it comes to throwin’ hunks of metal around!

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Match25 [2014-09-23 02:34:03 +0000 UTC]

hot

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JamesE82 In reply to Match25 [2014-09-23 16:42:01 +0000 UTC]

I think so too, thanks to Joe.

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andrewr255 [2014-09-23 01:38:09 +0000 UTC]

On the one hand crushing them might be over-the-top punishment for groping her on the other hand if they are that stupid perhaps they deserved it anyway.

And with that, summer is a wrap...

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JamesE82 In reply to andrewr255 [2014-09-23 16:41:23 +0000 UTC]

Some people fussed at me last time, when it appeared I wasn’t taking sexual harassment seriously, so I thought I’d use the Crimson Conservative to show how I feel about actual bad behavior. (The key word is actual bad behavior, which means truly crossing a real line and not the politically correct one.) Besides, they all survived and learned a lesson, so for Connie.

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moxiee [2014-09-23 01:14:59 +0000 UTC]

And what does the bikes owner have to say?

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JamesE82 In reply to moxiee [2014-09-23 01:29:29 +0000 UTC]

Nothin‘, if he knows what’s good for him.

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moxiee In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-23 02:00:21 +0000 UTC]

So nothing....

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Soviet-Superwoman [2014-09-23 01:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Not bad, not bad, you've almost got it girl! Now show me that big, beautiful smile!

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JamesE82 In reply to Soviet-Superwoman [2014-09-23 01:07:34 +0000 UTC]

M-Mistah J? You ain’t lookin’ for another homicidal honey, are ya?


Yeah, and he also has Bruno, too!

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DynamoDiva [2014-09-23 00:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Eight... hundred... pounds?

What was it, a Harley full dresser?

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JamesE82 In reply to DynamoDiva [2014-09-23 00:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Whoa! This James is a nerd!


I was afraid this was gonna happen, as I know nothing about motorcycles other than what some Google cruising told me. What would a better number be for a large cycle?

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DynamoDiva In reply to JamesE82 [2014-09-23 00:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Well for the bike that was renderded? Probably half that.  Most sportbikes are somewhere between 400-500 lbs "wet" (which means full fluids, and a tank of gas).  An 800lb bike is a PIG to maneuver around in a parking lot, so most bikes except for the biggest most luggage laden tourers top out at 600.

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