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Published: 2006-01-14 07:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 1088; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 73
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Description Are your kittens safe from the effects of catnip? Statistics show that up to 60% of kittens have tried taking catnip. Approximately 38% of those kittens become lifetime users. Be open to your litter about the effects and dangers of catnip.

And remember these telltale signs:

1) Excessive twitchiness.
2) Ability to shoot lasers from the mouth and/or eyes.
3) Giganticism.
4) Destructive behaviours.

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Comments: 58

Natephoenix [2006-11-19 23:49:41 +0000 UTC]

That just made my millenium!

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MurdocLuva [2006-11-11 19:52:37 +0000 UTC]

MIAO!!!

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0x1000 [2006-04-22 00:35:00 +0000 UTC]

ROFL, that is awesome!

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Forgotten-The-Psycho [2006-02-24 01:07:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha.. cat crack strikes again!

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Januchan In reply to Forgotten-The-Psycho [2006-02-26 17:42:45 +0000 UTC]

Does its evil know no bounds!? D:

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NellyZelpher [2006-01-27 07:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Dear lord.... I think.... Oh God...... I think my cat has tried catnip. *Breahs out into hysterical sobs* WHY DIDN'T I SEE THE SIGNS?!?!


Great work... I just wish I didn't have to find out about my cat's addiction like this.

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midnightxstar [2006-01-27 07:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Janus is the awesome!

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Januchan In reply to midnightxstar [2006-02-26 22:20:30 +0000 UTC]

As are kitties.

As are thank yous.

As are people who recieve thank yous.

As are you, then, logically.

Ho ho ho.

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Jinggo78 [2006-01-27 07:07:18 +0000 UTC]

Nothing to say just




CUTE!

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Januchan In reply to Jinggo78 [2006-02-26 22:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Nothing to say, just: "Thank you".

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Kururu-Hama-Chan [2006-01-23 00:37:31 +0000 UTC]

You have seriously made my day! XD
My cat ain't a kitten anymore, but just giving her canned catfood makes her go insane.
...
I wonder how she would act if I actually gave her catnip... o_O
DUN DUN DUUUN! >_<

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Januchan In reply to Kururu-Hama-Chan [2006-02-26 22:20:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh please do try. And film it. O.O Make a documentary! Yesss~ Then, like, show it off, and...be all, "wow, look what I did. I made a documentary which captures TRUE INSANITY. Kittens on CATNIP, ahaha -- ROFLCOPTERS ala MODE" and then you'd get strange looks, and really, you could then just blame me. *nod*

Now that that unneccessary string of phrases is out of the way, I say thank you. o_O Because...I thank you. Because I'm thankful. Hmm...

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Kururu-Hama-Chan In reply to Januchan [2006-02-27 17:50:54 +0000 UTC]

YESHUM! Documentary of cats on crack! .... I mean catnip! o__O Still scary...
Hehe, you're welcome (don't worry about the weird string of thought, I do that too X3) because I am welcoming you and because you are welcome to the thank you and I AM MOJO JOJO!!! *dies laughing*

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Januchan In reply to Kururu-Hama-Chan [2006-03-02 05:16:01 +0000 UTC]

... *sniff* Thank you for demonstrating the most awesome and random use of "Mojo Jojo".

One of the best worst villains ever. o.o;

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Kururu-Hama-Chan In reply to Januchan [2006-03-04 20:33:56 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!
Yeah, Mojo Jojo is one evil monkey. XD

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camelchild [2006-01-21 16:46:25 +0000 UTC]

XD XD XD lmao
Januchan, you really have a random sense of humor that rocks! ^_^

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Januchan In reply to camelchild [2006-02-07 04:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you! x3

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MantraV [2006-01-20 18:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaa... I love you, Janus. XD

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Araturiel [2006-01-20 01:50:11 +0000 UTC]

I can't believe I haven't commented on this yet. -_- Apologies, apologies.

I WANT LAZER BEAM DESTROYING GROUND KITTIES. D:

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Januchan In reply to Araturiel [2006-02-07 04:23:49 +0000 UTC]

Only I may have them. >_> But you may borrow them one day. Preferably after my kittens dominate the world. >D Ho ho ho.

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atmosblue [2006-01-18 22:55:49 +0000 UTC]

xDDD

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K3yBl4d3 [2006-01-16 23:51:53 +0000 UTC]

I used to have kitties.....never had catnip tho...guess i should be grateful, ne? ^.^

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Koukyo [2006-01-16 23:44:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL!! That's why I don't have kittens XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Good pic! ^^ Great coloring. ^^

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Januchan In reply to Koukyo [2006-02-07 04:23:40 +0000 UTC]

That's why I want kittens. >.> Go my minions! Conquer the earth! Kya ha ha~

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Koukyo In reply to Januchan [2006-02-09 17:35:20 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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Purplefluffychainsaw [2006-01-16 15:38:22 +0000 UTC]

I WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE ATTACK OF THE KITTENS ON THE SIMS!

*spazpantrave*

<333

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Januchan In reply to Purplefluffychainsaw [2006-02-26 22:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Sims would be the best thing ever if it were so. D:

ALAS.

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Purplefluffychainsaw In reply to Januchan [2006-02-28 17:34:57 +0000 UTC]



*Prepares lynch mob*

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Januchan In reply to Purplefluffychainsaw [2006-03-02 05:15:55 +0000 UTC]

I like the way you think.

We will have our Sim cats! O_O

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Purplefluffychainsaw In reply to Januchan [2006-03-02 20:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Moi? Think?

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ACM00 [2006-01-15 00:07:28 +0000 UTC]

that is cute and totally scary at the same time. XD

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Januchan In reply to ACM00 [2006-01-16 04:13:08 +0000 UTC]

8D It's what I aim for.

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crisco19 [2006-01-14 23:50:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL I don't know about the lazers part but I know my cat is part of those statistics... some how. She acts more like a drunk though. She gets mad and can't keep her balance. Sad part is I'm not joking. ^_^'

Nice pic. I love it.

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Januchan In reply to crisco19 [2006-01-16 04:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! ^o^

Eheh, yeah, I'm surprised there isn't a law against felines using mind altering substances. >.>; Your cat sounds hilarious though. x3

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crisco19 In reply to Januchan [2006-01-18 04:41:50 +0000 UTC]

Very funny...although I worry about her sometimes o_O She really needs to cut back. Maybe I should get her some help...um...or stop giving it to her. ^_^'

and Your welcome

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Januchan In reply to crisco19 [2006-02-07 04:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Yes, the CAA. Catnip Abusers Anonymous! Helping one kitten at a time. D:

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chibi-Rikku [2006-01-14 21:55:42 +0000 UTC]

w00t! XD when kitties attack!
(that needs to be a real show lol)

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Januchan In reply to chibi-Rikku [2006-01-16 03:48:56 +0000 UTC]

XD! I just saw this show with "funny monents on TV"...and this guy was trying to sell off this abandoned cat, and it just started freaking out, and being attached to a leash, this made it awkward for both parties, so this cat is just, well... o_O Yeah. I've never seen a cat so airborne before. I feel sorry for the guy though (despite it being funny as hell -- ah, cruel). >>; You DON'T stand right above a frantic cat with your legs on either side.

It's just not street smart, yo. >.o

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chibi-Rikku In reply to Januchan [2006-01-29 00:31:26 +0000 UTC]

lol XD I will keep that in mind.
my friend has a pic of a cat atacking a baby...its sad, but really funny. >_>;

I love the supid things people do with animals....lol

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SenjiMakoto [2006-01-14 21:54:10 +0000 UTC]

*bows* You own at life for this.

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Januchan In reply to SenjiMakoto [2006-01-16 03:48:48 +0000 UTC]

XD

Thank you; I try. >>;

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SenjiMakoto In reply to Januchan [2006-01-16 04:48:02 +0000 UTC]

^_^

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sheenaduquette [2006-01-14 20:48:21 +0000 UTC]

Lazer... beams? o____O *hides catnip kitty board* I'm gonna diiieee... ;0;


No- seriously; this is so utterly hilarious and adorable, all at once. n_n!
The expression on the stomping kitten... XD
All the detail really just adds to it. @_@ If I coud, I'd hang this in my room/locker/put on shirt. XD!

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Januchan In reply to sheenaduquette [2006-01-16 03:48:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm really tempted to do a detailed version of this pic, kinda like the past few CGs I did, only in a city environment. It's like...like GODZILLA...only, feline? o.o;

And thank you! n_n/ "Woo!" to kitten carnage!

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sheenaduquette In reply to Januchan [2006-01-16 05:03:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

You so should.

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Januchan In reply to sheenaduquette [2006-02-26 22:20:12 +0000 UTC]

AND SO I WILL.

Only IT won't involve unneccessary caps.

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sheenaduquette In reply to Januchan [2006-02-27 00:37:10 +0000 UTC]

....caps....? o____o Yeeah... those...? >_>

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pichu4850 [2006-01-14 17:05:24 +0000 UTC]

LMAO NICE. I love their expressions and hte jumping cat trying to crusheverything XD awesome job on teh water, theres even reflections O.O And i love the cute little tres |3

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Januchan In reply to pichu4850 [2006-02-26 22:20:10 +0000 UTC]

Jus' wait for the, uh, "good version". 83 It's-a gonna be all "omglookit'sgodzillabutnotreallyit'sjustabigkittyortwoOHNO", but yeah...better than this one, a-ha. x3 Now if I could just get cityscapes down right...

Hee, thanks a lot!

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syntheticNeko [2006-01-14 16:38:31 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GAWD. That's so cute. I waaant one! ^^

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