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JazzlasterBoris — Homonyms
Published: 2010-04-25 20:48:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 1464; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 6
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There's a hole in the wall of the tent. The police are looking into it.
When I asked one officer if he could tell me why they use cuffs and not rope he replied; "I'm a frayed knot".
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...It seems I've been out-punned.
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Only 5 cents for first rate horizontal collisions, yet it's going out of business?
What is the world coming to...
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Nobody ever said the business world was fair.
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Which is usually something you'd find in a sex-tent.
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And thus completes the circle of life.
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Back to the egg.
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The hard-boiled truth.
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The while lies derailed.
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The sad state of affairs (New York).
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The sexual type of affair, that is.
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It took me all of ten years to come up with this one.
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you sir are a legend.
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Yes I am.
Yes, I am legend.
I AM LEGEND.
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Sex-tents oughtta be useful when going on an expedition into the jungles of French Guiana, especially when we're bringing a young couple around.
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Those young couples can never end their copulation. At least they'll make themselves useful by pitching a tent.
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Oh, you clever bastard.
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And again, and again, and again...
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It took me over 9,000 hours on MS Paint.
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GIMP is a thousand times faster than MS Paint? Dear me.
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Also 0,9 hours with Photoshop.
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Ten times faster. Hoozah.
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