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Published: 2009-08-08 20:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 6395; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 18
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Y'Ever seen Final Destination? Some of the methods of obliteration are so complicated, you'd think he formulates them on a blue-papered drawing board like an overcomplicated mousetrap.Related content
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But actually in Final Destination series,Β Death being depicted as a skeleton with a black cape and scythe (like the Grim Reaper) is merely a stereotype.Β
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Lol now I see so like death makes these ideas of how to kill the teenagers or adults in the movies
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COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
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COPYRIGHT STRIKE
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I wonder if his face will appear to be a negroid skull.
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ALL PORN DELETED
ALL OF IT
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PORN BANNED
ALL PORN RULES THROWN OUT WINDOW
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Well death does have a design they say.
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Whine i dislike the movie series. This is funny. MaybeΒ Kimberly, orΒ Wendy meets him. Or even Death gets some of the charterers, and get them to work for him.Β
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Death works office awesome smile happily
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In the mind of the dead god.
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The realm's justice.
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Yes, from movie 1 to 5 and it's sick awesome
Death: Let's see, this person goes here on the top of the building contruction, next those two will be in the barber shop with the equitment, after that the woman are at the train station when that times has come, and last three of them well be in the flight 180 for the big FINALE. And it's complete.
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I saw The Final Destination, and Hunt's death? Pfft. That wouldn't happen in a million years.
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The whole series behind-the-scenes.
Death can be a creative thing.
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Death can even be ketchup if you think about it.
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I've seen most of the death's. Kudos to you death.
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The death's what?
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The death's in final destination
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I wonder of Jigsaw met Death and show their designs. That would be cool.
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This message brought to you by the letter F.
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*sighs* so much effort. Why can death just get them all with anerisims?
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Because he's a drama queen.
Drama boooomb!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha! I guess so!
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"You embarrassed me by seeing the future and avoiding certain gruesome death! I'm gonna murder you harder!"
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Hahahahahahahaha! So funny it's true! I'm watching you!
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just like Alex Browning said, Death has a design
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Death may have a design, but flibbity gibber whammy grammy gumbo chops.
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought this. I just imagine this song playing whenever something overly complicated happens: [link]
I also imagine Death just standing off camera watching eagerly. "Wait for iiiiit, waaaait for iiiiiit! AW, DAMN! THEY GOT AWAY." And he just slumps his shoulders and walks away.
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The series could get interesting if they do a comedic reboot.
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Nice one. Somehow I imagined something like that, or just that Death is sitting somewhere near when death's happen.
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I can totally see this happening.
Death: (after Olivia falls out window) That wasn't planned!
Ian (works for Death now): Here's your wrench.
Death: (sees Dennis is next) Lightbulb!
Dennis was impaled by a wrench, and Ian got a raise.
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Lol Ian got a raise 
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That's how he made his fortune in the bakery business.
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No wonder death dousnt like to be cheated... BECAUSE HE DID ALL THAT WORK JUST SO THE GUY ESCAPES.....
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"Cleaver?" This ain't a butcher shop.
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Gotta love Death and his complex blueprints XD The complicated deaths are what make the whole movie exciting. If they were overly simplistic, then the movie would be too predictable, at least to me.
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Well, that makes you expendable. The team is on its way.
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