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Published: 2009-08-08 20:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 6396; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 18
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Y'Ever seen Final Destination? Some of the methods of obliteration are so complicated, you'd think he formulates them on a blue-papered drawing board like an overcomplicated mousetrap.Related content
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No, that's an actual word.
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Wait, is that blueprint similar from Tom and Jerry show? Cutting the string and yet safe on somebody's head is too classic, and who's attracted to cheese?
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What's wrong with being classic, Greenrhombus? The western front is the bestern front.
Also, cheese is relatively healthy for its deliciousness.
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Nothing wrong at all, cartoon has this idea.
I like cheese (American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Jack, and Feta), but not that crazy for cheese.
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You have little to no knowledge of which, I'm afraid.
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Didn't mean to be controversal, but there is difference between Death and Suffer, death is when people die, that's it. Suffering comes with a pack pain.
He must be enjoying his job.
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I don't see you offering existentialist advice.
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Yes. By all means, do.
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Death has been very creative in killing certain individuals these days. Too creative...
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What are you trying to say?
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Final Destination makes up the most unusual and unlikely deaths, which I find to be very annoying.
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Indeed. The whole concept seemed interesting and sophisticated, but it's been raped by the gory glory of Hollywood.
After all, the preliminary situations of each movie, chronologically, was an airplane crash, a car pileup, a rollercoaster mishap, and a Nascar fumble.
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What's next in Final Destination 5? A purple dinosaur let loose on a crowd of people? Hollywood has such stupid ideas nowadays...
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Undeniably true.
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Pfff. In the fourth movie, I heard there's a death involving a car wash where the pipes burst, she's stuck in her car and the brush kills her.
One word: GAAAAAYYYYY
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Not only does it lead you to be completely helpless in preventing your own death, but it makes you die in the most embarassing way possible. Death in a carwash, beheaded by a brush, and nobody to give your last words? Sucky.
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The writers these days.
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The escorts of destiny these days.
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For some reason I keep on thinking of a space-elevator related death in Final destination 5.
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Sure, the first few Final Destinations were interesting, original, and comfortably action-filled, but the latest ones have been getting ridiculous. It's like Death is making a bunch of giant mousetraps.
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Yeah 
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Am I even missing out?
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Not exactly. Acting isn't usually much improved compared to the lower levels.
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R-Rated movies are only full of misfulfilled promises.
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I would rather have 'it' come to me in person than fell into his booby traps, no tools and tricks.
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