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JazzlasterBoris — Left 4 Dead Projection: Tank

Published: 2010-10-03 21:26:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 15708; Favourites: 93; Downloads: 23
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Description Poor guy needs anger management. And sunscreen.
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Nightwing4380 [2022-07-11 21:36:38 +0000 UTC]

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SMemeG4 [2019-04-02 23:31:56 +0000 UTC]

holy.

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darksack100 [2018-06-16 06:58:25 +0000 UTC]

He is attempting to disguise himself as a croissant so he can sneak up on unwary coaches.
It's a pretty slow mutation process.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-06-26 01:51:59 +0000 UTC]

if coach saw a croissant that big he'd just swallow it whole so tough luck pal

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-06-27 02:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Shit I couldn't breathe reading this.

You know... that might be why there's no l4d3
Coache's insatiable hunger drove him to consume all the remaining survivors.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-07-02 07:53:01 +0000 UTC]

coach is the void in man-clothing


annoyed void devoid of soiled toys

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-07-02 18:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Avoid the Noid. He loves to take roids and mess with your void.

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FloofBat [2016-09-24 11:36:30 +0000 UTC]

anal

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MichaelMyers1972 [2015-02-14 00:23:20 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait for the Charger, Jockey and Spitter.

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TheLordOfDoomyDoom [2014-01-07 02:14:55 +0000 UTC]

STEROIDS!

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Moshcake [2012-12-16 17:45:04 +0000 UTC]

But all of them still scare the living flying crap out of me.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Moshcake [2012-12-23 05:17:03 +0000 UTC]

You should get that checked out.

Or perhaps some collars and nametags.

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DocAtomica [2011-06-26 22:47:34 +0000 UTC]

Why am I laughing?

This is great

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to DocAtomica [2011-07-09 16:37:35 +0000 UTC]

You are laughing because I have created a direct link into the euphoric processes of your brain through your eye-holes and prodded them in such a way that it releases uncontrollable amounts of dopamine into your thought membrane.

You're welcome.

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CackleFrendly [2011-05-19 06:46:36 +0000 UTC]

._. Omfg.

...Now I hope that they DON'T make a L4D3. Because of the Tank. -shivers in fear-

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Sarcacynical In reply to CackleFrendly [2013-08-23 02:26:14 +0000 UTC]

*whispers* it's been leaked~

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to CackleFrendly [2011-05-20 01:51:47 +0000 UTC]

But Tank just wants hug.

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CackleFrendly In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-05-21 04:00:25 +0000 UTC]

.-. NohugforTank. Notfromme. NONE.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to CackleFrendly [2011-08-20 18:35:21 +0000 UTC]

TANK.

WANT.

HUG.

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CackleFrendly In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-08-20 21:33:27 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHH!!! -runs away-

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sonicftw [2011-02-18 23:25:19 +0000 UTC]

This is brutally true. I love your works, they're all so creepy. That's your best element.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to sonicftw [2011-02-19 18:50:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm in my ELEMEEEEEEEENT!

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sonicftw In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2011-02-20 01:59:00 +0000 UTC]

Lol.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to sonicftw [2011-03-01 20:58:36 +0000 UTC]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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KrazyKacophony [2010-10-05 19:14:26 +0000 UTC]

3 is creepy. XD

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to KrazyKacophony [2010-10-05 22:00:16 +0000 UTC]

Thought so.

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Orbana [2010-10-04 03:37:29 +0000 UTC]

And a pair of glasses...

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Orbana [2010-10-04 20:22:27 +0000 UTC]

What? No.

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Insizwa [2010-10-04 02:54:46 +0000 UTC]

huh, I had never even noticed that open wound on his chest before. Probably because whenever I see a tank I'm too focused on shooting or running. Anyway cool pictures. But in all honesty your L4D3 projections are waaay off. We all know what L4D3 will be like [link]

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Insizwa [2010-10-04 20:24:24 +0000 UTC]

...Shit, alright?

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Shui26 [2010-10-03 21:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...I dont know about the lack of hair, XD nor the steroids being more in affect, but...Nice guesse. XD

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Shui26 [2010-10-03 21:53:00 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell me what is and isn't, woman.

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Shui26 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-10-03 22:34:06 +0000 UTC]

My apollagies, I didnt know you worked for steam and valve. Please, continue to think w/e you want.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Shui26 [2010-10-03 23:03:20 +0000 UTC]

You may call me a misanthropist, but au contraire, I follow the book!

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Shui26 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-10-03 23:45:45 +0000 UTC]

...o.0 L4D has a book?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Shui26 [2010-10-04 00:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Well, no, but it has an online comic: [link]

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execoot [2010-10-03 21:29:12 +0000 UTC]

His tongue should get longer.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-10-03 21:30:34 +0000 UTC]

Spoiler alert.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-10-03 21:31:00 +0000 UTC]

I say.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-10-04 23:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Great job. Fantastic job. Doublemint job. Blow job.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-10-04 23:37:30 +0000 UTC]

I write.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-10-04 23:40:11 +0000 UTC]

No, I did.

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execoot In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2010-10-04 23:41:23 +0000 UTC]

I write.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to execoot [2010-10-08 02:17:58 +0000 UTC]

I wrote.

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