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Published: 2015-02-25 13:35:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 27343; Favourites: 208; Downloads: 123
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Description Every time he would meet another engine, he would say "I'm Thomas."
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Comments: 122

Stoney2892 [2023-10-24 11:46:20 +0000 UTC]

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928224376273737WO [2021-11-12 06:46:54 +0000 UTC]

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sckoncthehagddog [2020-06-21 09:44:05 +0000 UTC]

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ImpishDude2100 [2020-05-06 02:17:00 +0000 UTC]

I̢ ͜ḩave s͡e͠e͢n̵ p̵ást t̡he̵ ͟fa̧rthe͝st ͘star.̡ ́
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A̷nd͢ ́I ͝h͢avé ̛go͢n͢e ţo͘ ̴the ̨e̢dg͠e̶s͜ of̀ t̡he eàr͘th.̷
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͝I̛ ̛c̷a̡n͡ t̶ake͟ ̧y̴ou t̕he͠re i͜f ỳo̕ų s̕o̧ ̷cho̵ose. ͜
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I ca͘n̕ ͟gi͠v͢e͠ yo͡u ͘a͢ll ̕th͜e th͜i̛n̕g̢s͏ y̷o̢u ev̢er͏ k͡n̶e̴w̵ you wan̨ted.̷

͝Táste̶ ͡f҉rom th҉e ̷t̀a̵l͞le͟st͢ ͟ćh͢ali̧c̴e,̡ di̸n̨e at̕ t͝he ̸l̴arg̢e͘st halls͘.͜ ͞

Al͝l I͠ as̴k͜ ̸i̢n͏ ̡r̷etúr͠n ͠i͘s̛ ̷y͘o͝ur͟ ͞s҉oul.

͝Y͘ouŗ ̴şouļ ҉f͟o̧r̕ ͟a͜ c҉h̡a̴n҉c͡e w̡i͝t̕h ͞l̸ife w̨itḩòut ҉pain, w̢it̡h͞out̛ ḩea͡rta͟chè.
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̶A͞l͞l ͠t̛h͢i͏s̛ ͡I ̸c̶a͞ǹ ̀ǵi̴vȩ y͞o͝u̢ a̸n̶d ̀more.͜

Ju͝st ̧for̛ yo̧uŕ ͏s̡oul.

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kreepykyle [2019-12-11 20:59:19 +0000 UTC]

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Jawolfadultishart [2019-09-22 00:25:10 +0000 UTC]

It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

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Cerealgirl108 [2019-08-04 14:28:05 +0000 UTC]

My favorite horror movie is Thomas The Tank Engine

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datboi337 [2019-07-28 04:13:50 +0000 UTC]

                                                               

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datboi337 [2019-07-28 04:13:25 +0000 UTC]

i was born

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sharperlight785 [2019-06-22 02:54:00 +0000 UTC]

NoT EvEn thE ChiLdRen WilL bE SpArEd

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ColdFlame97 [2019-05-10 05:40:02 +0000 UTC]

That ain't right.

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Meiiscool [2019-05-06 00:27:04 +0000 UTC]

hot

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Noisy-Bean [2019-04-28 17:35:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm wet rn

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Scottie-x [2019-04-20 08:43:22 +0000 UTC]

i regret existing 

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PG1224 [2019-04-17 01:40:16 +0000 UTC]

Therapist: Monster Thomas isn't real, he can't hurt you
Monster Thomas:

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PG1224 [2019-04-17 01:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't the arms be on the front?

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Yoosungscheesehair [2019-03-20 13:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes daddy

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Handiinu [2019-03-05 16:04:17 +0000 UTC]

i like this and it is concerning

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Miko-The-Fox [2019-03-04 08:33:40 +0000 UTC]

stOP

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GreysonLovesAnime [2018-12-30 12:21:02 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

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Noisy-Bean In reply to GreysonLovesAnime [2019-04-28 17:36:00 +0000 UTC]

God himself

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GreysonLovesAnime In reply to Noisy-Bean [2019-04-29 15:17:52 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/nqWN46ddCxg

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Rootbeerpop In reply to GreysonLovesAnime [2019-02-19 21:30:10 +0000 UTC]

:I

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GreysonLovesAnime In reply to Rootbeerpop [2019-02-19 22:18:56 +0000 UTC]

?

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PG1224 [2018-09-06 14:01:12 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't he be a four legged monster, based on his shape? And the position of his face?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to PG1224 [2018-09-10 14:36:23 +0000 UTC]

thomas chose the form of a two-legged dog eviscerator for maximum leverage

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PG1224 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-09-11 21:50:02 +0000 UTC]

Okay, but the arms feel like they're coming out of the wrong sides of the body

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PG1224 [2018-09-06 14:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Thomas plus mushrooms equals nightmare fuel

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Unsocialized-Cat [2018-08-31 01:37:36 +0000 UTC]

I remember this episode.

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BirbInABoot [2018-08-26 03:19:18 +0000 UTC]

pretty

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JakeGoff94 [2018-08-22 04:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, this is hilarious.

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Removed123 [2018-06-24 10:22:46 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS NOT OK! 


*Crying*



jk its good love it XD

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Removed123 [2018-06-25 19:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Thomas is better than ever.


Behold his intermediate longevity.

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Removed123 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-06-25 23:38:34 +0000 UTC]

xD indeed

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Bioniclezilla76 [2018-06-20 14:21:34 +0000 UTC]

I saw this in a Digby video thumbnail so is it fine for me if I credit you?
Additionally can I use it in a channel banner?


If you want me to take it down I can.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Bioniclezilla76 [2018-06-25 19:24:52 +0000 UTC]

A-okay by me, thank you for asking

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Bioniclezilla76 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-06-25 22:52:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, means a lot.

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darksack100 [2018-06-16 06:54:32 +0000 UTC]

No really though this is pretty top tier. I pay my respects.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-06-25 19:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Thomas accepts bitcoin because it is 2018.

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-06-27 02:41:13 +0000 UTC]

Of course he would. Thomas is a stage 2 ironic being.
He only ironically uses currency after the aftermath of its crash.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-07-02 07:56:38 +0000 UTC]

Thomas retroactively vapes into people's eyes through their eyelid membranes as they attempt to sleep.

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-07-02 18:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Thomas the kind of train who would replace all shoes with timbs that represent
their respective counterparts, so nobody knows but him. And he'd make them
white and gold.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to darksack100 [2018-07-03 21:27:31 +0000 UTC]

Thomas would understand any reference on multiple levels, on which he would write extensively about on his tumblr blog where he also makes bright, colorful art of dogs getting eviscerated.

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darksack100 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-07-05 06:41:30 +0000 UTC]

Thomas systematically creates virtual worlds based on the whims of meme
culture in order to test his code-breaking .exe viruses, smug in the knowledge
that he is the only one to ever see the pinnacle of his own art.

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darksack100 [2018-06-16 06:41:34 +0000 UTC]

w e l i k e t o p a r t y

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EthanKame [2018-05-28 06:54:41 +0000 UTC]

i got inspired 

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to EthanKame [2018-06-26 01:54:36 +0000 UTC]

claws for rending them ghosts

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Tomasfan76 [2018-04-18 02:01:41 +0000 UTC]

This is why I dont believe in god.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Tomasfan76 [2018-04-24 17:32:42 +0000 UTC]

but this is god

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Miko-The-Fox In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2019-03-04 08:34:14 +0000 UTC]

This is why I’m aithiest

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