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JazzlasterBoris — Final Destination
Published: 2009-08-08 20:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 6397; Favourites: 169; Downloads: 18
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Y'Ever seen Final Destination? Some of the methods of obliteration are so complicated, you'd think he formulates them on a blue-papered drawing board like an overcomplicated mousetrap.Related content
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Well, the feeling isn't mutual.
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Lol. Your probably right. If your concerned with how complicated his methods are, bare in mind, Death is incredibly old and incredibly devious.
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Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you?
Goin' up to Death's cabin at night, and you think I wouldn't notice?
Dried-up hussie.
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I'm surprised no one died from listening to Justin Bieber yet...
Radio: "Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh!"
Victim: *Head Explodes*
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... I stand corrected...
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Final Destination 3: they're in the warehouse and things are falling, sliding, switching, and it's too complicated! It takes like 15 minutes for them to just knock over some sharp pieces of wood. And then it misses! She falls on a nail gun. Why can't they be simple like that?
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Death just toys with people like a giant, indestructible, cosmic cat batting at a bunch of meat-flavored balls of lint.
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i agree! the plans are like an obstacle course with a person dying! i am not surprised if he really does that. ^^ they should show that in the movies. XD it would make them better!
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Maybe Death was just bored after millenia of heart attacks, suicides, car accidents etc.
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yeah. i would be too. ^^
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Kinda like a summer-blockbuster romantic comedy.
Hello, Millon-Dollar idea!
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It's my idea. You look away.
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I'm surprised those angsty teens haven't had a piano dropped on them yet.
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Or baited into giant mousetraps with promises of chips and beer.
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I really do hope in the next one that one of the survivors die of food poisoning or something horrendously uneventful. Because honestly, you really can't mess up the franchise even more.
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The day I went to see Final Destination 3, I sat through that hour-and-a-half of my life with a sheer look of contempt from start to finish. After it was over, I was like "What a crapfest!"
Then I woke up in the theater before it started.
"We gotta get out of here! This is gonna blow!"
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I started frothing at the mouth at the fourth one.
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Utter garbage.
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The whole selling point of these films to me is the horror in that the series of dominos tipping over may be implausible, but could actually happen. But when you have someone who gets sucked into a drain pipe, you've lost me.
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Wait...sucked into a drain pipe? Seriously?
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Pretty much. The water drainer machine at the pool gets turned on, and through a series of circumstances, person dies via drain. At least that's how I interpreted it. Either way, it's absolutely horrendous.
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Ugh. Now I'm never going to be sold on this movie.
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ach, halts maul...
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No Germanians allowed.
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really? i like it.
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Well, your opinions do not reflect well with me.
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i'm only being nice. :/
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Thanks for not blaming me.
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I will eventually, though.
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It may come at any given time.
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