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JazzLizard — Forbidden Fruit
Published: 2005-09-26 23:00:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1015; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 223
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Look, but don't touch.Especially you, Sinsta.
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Nagas like to be upsidedown...
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I think this serpent would have been better at tempting Adam than Eve, for obvious reasons. She tempts me. Cursed temptress!
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Well, I was going to give her um...a pair of reasons to tept you with, but they looked crappy.
And lemme tell you, crappy looking boobies don't belong with my Jazzlizards.
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Agreed. Im glad you have a set of standards when it comes to boobs.
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Alcoholic fruits, eh? Midden is starting to sound like an interesting place.
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It's always been an interesting place, but for some people, some aspects are more interesting than others.
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Don't touch, don't touch, don't...
D'oh!
Can't I just poke it, once? Please?
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Fine, you can touch her once, but remember, she's got the venom that makes you convulse and vomit up your entire intestinal tract.
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Naw... Then I'll have to eye-poke her. Dammit.
I wanna keep my intestines!
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It's better to be a paranoid coward than a dead courageous dude.
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But she might like couragous dudes!
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But she MIGHT tear my head off and use it as a projectile to crack down on the nosy children who attempt to steal the fruit all the time so they can get drunk, for free!
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Well, she is the guardian of that tree, so she prolly would.
Your head is pretty projectile shaped, after all.
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Exactly.
Unless...
*Grabs rifle, pops tranquilizing dart in*
Hah!
*Shoots self in left leg*
Hahzzzz....
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And when you wake, you'll find that not only have you been captured, and taken deep into the Green Sea (A continent coveren about two miles deep in rain forest) but you have been elected chairman of the "Horrible Atomic Monster Catching Department".
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Yay, I'm a chairman of something!
...
Oh, wait...
Shit.
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I'd have to stay away from that fruit....family reasons.
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The more common variety is the non-alcoholic version, it's just that is some areas, where the cooler air preserves the fruit, it tends to stay on the branches longer, and actually ferments in it's skin, making it alcoholic. They turn slightly iridescent when they've become that way.
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Nice shape and curves! Lovely! You think she could pick me an apple? I'm not so tall... can't reach.
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Apples don't grow on Midden, those are Tura-fruit.
It's a very rare naturally alcoholic fruit.
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Oh.... Booze! I want one! *steals*
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....*peeks out of bush and yoinks fruit*
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Rebel!!!!
POWERSLIDE!!!!!
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