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Published: 2019-07-06 15:21:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 14871; Favourites: 83; Downloads: 6
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(Casey, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy are looking for his counterpart when they hear a scream then turn a corner to find Zephyr Breeze being savagely beaten Jones)Jones: LAWBREAKER!
Zephyr Breeze: HELP!
Fluttershy: Oh no!
Rainbow Dash: (takes a picture) That's a keeper!
Casey: (grabs Jones and pulls him off Zephyr) Yo, cut it out! Dude! What is wrong with you?!
Fluttershy: Zephyr, are you okay?
Zephyr Breeze: No, I am not okay! I was just attacked.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, what happened?
Zephyr Breeze: Well, I'm glad you asked, Rainbows. I was just mindin' my own business, when suddenly, this barbarian came out of nowhere and hit me with his stick, for no good reason!
Jones: No good reason, huh? Then what do you call that! (Points to a can of manespray)
Zephyr Breeze: My empty manespray canister. What else would it be-
Jones: You littered, Lawbreaker! I saw it. And all lawbreakers must pay! (Rises his hockey stick)
Zepher Breeze: (zips into Rainbow Dash's arms) You're crazy! Crazy, I tell you!
Casey: Donβt you think he might have have missed the wastebasket by accident?
Jones: Even ponies have to obey the law!
Casey: And one mistake and it execution?
Jones: Itβs Justice!
Rainbow Dash: (to Fluttershy) I hate to see what he does to polluters.
Zephyr Breeze: You and me both.
Fluttershy: Alright! You listen here, Jones! No one. NO one! Hurts. My. BROTHER! You got that?
(Fluttershy's stare scares Jones)
Jones: If if it means you stay away from me! (Runs away) That pony is evil! EVIL!
Casey: (sighs) Yknow I thought my counterpart would be cool what with him being jacked and all. But he seems so..... so......
Rainbow Dash: Psychotic?
Zephyr Breeze: Mean?!
Fluttershy: A Big Bully?
Casey: Underdeveloped.
Rainbow Dash: Okay...
Fluttershy: Thank goodness we stopped him before he seriously hurt Zepher!
Zephyr Breeze: I wouldn't say I'm NOT seriously hurt! Also, I should probably tell you I'm not the only pony he beat up.
(he points to the side and they look to see other beat up ponies: Big Mac, Mr Cake, Dr Hooves, Note Worthy, Mudbriar, and even Filthy Rich)
Mudbriar: Technically... ow!
Filthy Rich: (the most beat up of all of them) I'll never jaywalk again!
Casey: Well, at least he got one bad guy.
(Meanwhile, O'neil is strolling through the town)
O'neil: Imagine if I told Fenwick about this place, he'd think I was nuts.
(She's completely unaware that two female Purple Nightmares are watching her from an alleyway)
Female 1: You see what I see?
Female 2: Yeah.
Female 1: (takes out a complink) Master Krang?
Krang: What is it? I thought you supposed to be spying on the Tuuurtles!
Female 1: Uh, random question: Do you know a pony with a brown mane and a ridiculous yellow jump suit?
Krang: Hmm? I know a certain human who fits that discrption. Why'd you ask? (She turns the complink)
Krang and Shredder: Apirl O'neil is here?!
Female 2: Also, I think you should know, we saw some crazy stallion beating up ponies with a hockey stick. (Sighs) I'd thought I'd fall in love!
Krang and Shredder: Casey Jones!
Shredder: But that would mean...
Krang: The Turtles are here!
Female 2: Weren't they already here?
Krang: You two, get April O'neil and bring her here!
Female 1: So, you want us to just waltz up to her and nab her?
Krang: Of course, she's that easy. We capture her all the tiiime! Now don't just stand there, gawking, go get her! (Female 1 shuts off the complink)
Female 2: (off screen) Excuse us, miss?
O'neil: Yes, what can I do for- (turns around and sees them aiming their basters at her)
Female 1: Our masters would like a word with you!
(April is roaming the streets looking for her, because the 80s Turtles told her that their April has a habit of always getting into trouble and Raphael said she was a walking target, then she hears O'neil scream)
O'neil: (offscreen) Help! Put me down!
(April sees that the Purple Nightmares have her)
April: They were right about her!
(The two Purple Nightmares laugh)
Female 1: You are such a sitting duck!
Female 2: Yeah! What a chump you are!
O'neil: Wait? Were those insults?!
Female 1: Uh, duh! What did you think they were?
Female 2: And she's an airhead too!
(They laugh again)
April: (offscreen) But I'm not!
Both: Oh no!
(April kicks them back making them drop O'neil, they get up and fire their blasters, but April blocks them with her psychic shield, then she throws her tessin to disarm them and knocks them back, a module comes up and the two retreat)
O'Neil: (after April saves her from the Purple Nightmares) Thank you! Those pony mutants came out of nowhere!
April: What was that?! You just let yourself get captured by those two and did nothing to fight back or getaway!
O'Neil: It happens a lot.
April: Yeah, your turtles told me. You get captured like every single day! Did you ever fight back or defend yourself? At all?!
O'Neil: No. That's what the guys are for. I'm always too busy getting the next big story. Like being in a magical pony world And almost being kidnapped by mutated poines! (Starts taking notes)
April: (groans) Unbelievable! You are such a liability!
(That statement makes O'neil drop the pencil from her mouth)
O'Neil: What are you saying?
April: I'm saying you are completely helpless! You always get in over head, snoop around in places where you shouldn't be, and then get captured. But after ever time, you never learn from it!
O'Neil: Well, you got captured a lot from what you're turtles told me. All because you kept getting in way over you're head!
April: Yes, I used to. But unlike you, I actually learned from that. That's why I trained to be a kunouichi! While all you do is talk about being a reporter and always letting yourself get captured! You're only good for being one thing: A USELESS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!
(O'neil is in shock)
April: (turns and leaves) I'm embarrassed to call you my counterpart!
(O'neil looks heart broken)
(April is moping around by a pond when Donnie passes by)
Donnie: Hey April.
April: Oh hey Donnie. Where's the other you?
Donnie: Donatello is grabbing a slice at The Pizza Stable while we're taking a break from the Friendship map. How are things with your counterpart?
April: She's such a liability! She's just got captured and I had to save her, but she learned nothing from it! All because she was too busy with her next story for her stupid reporting career! (Screams) I'm sorry, Donnie. I just now know how you feel when you're with your counterpart.
Donnie: Can't argue with that. But you had to have found something in common with her.
April: If there is, I haven't found it.
Casey: (joins them with Raph) Tell me about it, Red. The other me's a total psycho! He just attacked Zephyr for littering, accidentally!
Raph: Yeah. Even the other turtles think he's a wackjob. And that's saying something.
Casey: Although, he did beat up Filthy Rich, so I guess he does know who the bad guy is. Sometimes.
Donnie: I know our counterparts are a pain, but Twilight's right about needing their help with stopping Shredder and Krang before they do more harm to Equestria!
Raph: Yeah. I suppose.
Casey: Sooner the better
April: Guess you're right, Donnie.
Pink female Purple Nightmare by BozzerKazooers edited by me.
Equestria Ninjas by DarkMagicianmon
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Hey jebens1, alright if I asked a few more questions?
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If I may be so bold as to answer question 5 since it was partially my doing , I chose Donnie mostly by random and because he had to have some respect for his counterpart if they supped up the Shellraiser and the party wagon together and Iβm sure despite the disfunction of the 80βs turtles, they know they have a chance to win. Also, it makes a good April x Donnie moment
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Oh, ok then. Still, I have a bit of a soft spot for Spike. I feel like heβs capable of so much more. Heck, my hope is that in series finale, Spike gets to be the hero and is revealed to be the forgotten seventh element of harmony (unity), giving him the power needed to finally defeat Grogar once and for all.
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Maybe. But I kinda have my doubts after what he and Luna pulled when Twilight and Shining Armor had that contest
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Still, that was great of him to use his intellect. We rarely get to see him use it in full effect, since most others would either ignore him or not believe him. Plus, Luna has a good track record of being just as wise and powerful as her sister towards others, along with having the same level of slight hamminess and humor as Celestia.
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Say, do you think Twiβs gonna look more like an adult horse in the finale when she ascends to the throne or remain looking the same?
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Weβre just gonna have to wait and see
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1. No.
2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9. I don't know.
5, 6. Maybe.
10. What oc?
11. I don't do requests anymore, I do art trades, but I do them on Wednesday and I already have one to do on Wednesday.
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I don't know. I like doing small art trades
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Oh, alrighty then. Well, I hope things go alright for you and continue making some great, fantastic artwork!
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BUT THAT GUY JUST JAYWALKED
ALL LAWBREAKERS MUST PAY
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Those were the flaws with the original Casey and April I got so tired of. Glad the series that followed make them more likeable and all.
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I just realise something,Β in all you stories, you have yet for the turtles or anyone to meet Zecora
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I know. There are so many characters they could meet in Equestria, but it's hard to get in the popular ones.
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Wow! I hope the 80βs April and Casey appear in the actual story soon.
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I guess after that day, Casey and April are disgusted by the fact they were the face of stereotypes back in the old days.
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I do hope they make an appearance in the actual story. It would be pretty cool.
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