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Published: 2008-03-24 16:45:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 25734; Favourites: 411; Downloads: 0
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After the events of "Titans" Crash gives Dr. Cortex a piece of his mind. Too bad no one can understand him though. Then again, it's probably better we don't know what Crash is saying.
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Comments: 107
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Me: Friend: Look what it writes behind the router. Behind the router... 👍: 1 ⏩: 0
How come Coco and Crunch got larynxes with actual fluent vocabulary, but not Crash?
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In the beginning, he was Crash the mute bandicoot. Then he was Crash the babbling bandicoot. And now he apparently speaks clear English.
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crash, that's terrible language, SHUT THE HELL UP
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I agree, although I have absolutely no idea what he's saying, but I still don't want to know, probably something like this "WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU JUST GIVE UP YOU IDIOT YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO KILL ME THAT'S JUST TOO BAD FOR YOU AS I'M BASICALLY INVINCIBLE BUT YOU... ALSO ARE SO I'M JUST GIVING UP AS THIS IS REALLY LONG AND I'M OUT OF BREATH SO THERE, LITTLE YELLOW IDIOT" but hey, that's just a theory, a SPEECH THEORY, thanks for reading
P.S I'm gonna kill crash with my bare metal hands, no weapons, even though my hands are basically weapons
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haha lol i would hate it if i had to talk to Crash all day, because he would probably spin me across the room in anger cause i would keep saying "What the heck r u saying?"
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Aku-Aku can still understand him though!
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Hahhahahah Neya BANGFJRNIFROWIJURJEJNJE!
Neo: Whaaaaat?
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He's saying "The Devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!"
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Crash: Translation "You little motherf*$ker why don't you die already!?
Cortex: ...Whaaat?!
Coco in background: We have some theories but were still testing them!
Cortex: Do i want to know what those theories are?
Coco: ...No!
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I didn't really care for Crash of the Titans to be honest. Crash shouldn't be talking in mumbles. And Tiny most certainly should NOT be talking like a gay Mike Tyson.
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Crash : Cortex you mutha****** , why are you always doing this SH!t
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I KNOW WHAT HE SAID HE SIAD ''YOU LITTLE GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF JUNK AND A UNCLE OF A STUIPED TEENAGER
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if to Weoan You quit the A its Weon in my langauge weon its Imbecile xD
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Cortex is an idiot. You think with a big head like that he'd know what Crash was saying.
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TRANSLATION
Listen, you yellow c*nt, I'm tired of you f___ing $#!t!!!
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For the "WHAAAT?",did you take the inspiration from Crash bandicoot monster truck?
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Son of a Look-a-Like Except Our SixFlags and SeaWorld Ads
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hahaha really cool! i just bought crash of the titans for my psp! cool game crash bandicoot is probably the best game ever designed
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Dude, I can't even understand Crash. 8p 8) 
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Crash Roxx my socks off yo!
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Thats funny, but too bad Crash of the Titans sucks, the classic Crash is the greatest
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Titans was O.K. to me, but Mind Over Mutant I didn't like. I don't have my hopes up for the next one. XD
-JenL
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Thanks for being cool about it, and not screaming at me like a fangirl
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Bad games are bad games no matter what series they're in. There's some Crash games I like and some I don't. I don't do the mindless fangirling thing.
-JenL
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I dont wanna know what crash is saying im new here
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I don't think anyone would want to know what he's saying, I wish coco couldn't talk either though
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