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Pedro continued to pass gas throughout the entire time we were in his room. He refuses to open his windows, or turn on his ceiling fan since he is already used to his gas and it doesn't bother him. No matter how many times I tell him to control his butt, or that I need to breathe, he just laughs at me and repeats his favorite line "C'mon bro! It's not that bad!" or "Farts are just funny! I can't help it if I need to release my gas.". I tried my best to leave his room whenever I have the chance to get some fresh air, and every time I do, I see his siblings who give me this "we are so sorry and we totally understand" look. They will help me out by telling Pedro that they need to borrow me for something and swooping me away to freedom. I can tell Pedro gets upset every time this happens, but he usually farts and makes himself laugh to feel better.

I can already hear people asking "Why do you hang out with him if this bothers you?" or something to that degree. I have my reasons as to why

One of the reasons is because he is my best friend. We have been through too much together for me to ditch him all because of his "interesting talent". I don't want to go too into detail about my past, but I went through some pretty tough situations where the cards were always stacked against me. There were times I wanted to cry, there were times where I wanted to scream, There were times I wanted to give up, but Pedro was always there for me in many ways. He would just be there to listen to me rant on and on about whatever was bothering me, or he would give me a hug and tell me everything will be all right. Also, and I know this will shock you, but whenever he would try to be serious or confronting and his farts slip out (well... more like blast out), it always made me laugh. I guess I have the same childlike humor Pedro has.

Another reason is because his family treats me so well. they treat me like i'm a part of their family. I know I have no obligation to stay with them or hang out with their son, but I just have this sense of guilt that I would be abandoning my family if I ever left. Plus, breaking a friendship because of Pedro being gassy is a horrible way to end a friendship. As I said earlier, despite his flaws, he has been an amazing friend to have in my life, and I know a LOT of people who just fucking... suck. I rather put up with Pedro's gassy butt than be with assholes.

The last main reason I have for still hanging out with Pedro is because... To be completely honest, I have grown a attraction to his butt and his farts. I don't even know why, but all the times he would fart on me ,whether on accident or on purpose (most times it was on purpose), I just get so turned on by it. The feeling of Pedro placing his butt anywhere near my face just gets me so exited and riled up. The times where we would hide together playing hide and seek with his butt in my face and farting non-stop, all the times he would try to grab the window seat on the bus and squeeze through me sliding his big gassy butt all in front of me ( he would usually trip causing him to bend down a little and have his butt pointed at my face where he would continuously fart and try to get his balance), and I can go on and on on all of our play wrestling matches we do. Now, let me make this EXTREMELY CLEAR: NO I DO NOT WANT TO GET FARTED ON ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!! The best way I can describe it is that it's more like a "high". once I had my high, then i'm pretty much done with it and its back to bring gross to me. I don't know why i'm like this.

Anyways, I go to the bathroom to change into my pajamas and brush my teeth to get ready to go to bed. I walk back to Pedro's room to find him already on the bed and fast asleep. As soon as I close the door, that's when he starts (This is where the picture comes in), and he goes OFF for the entire night...

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Pedro continued to pass gas throughout the entire time we were in his room. He refuses to open his windows, or turn on his ceiling fan since he is already used to his gas and it doesn't bother him. No matter how many times I tell him to control his butt, or that I need to breathe, he just laughs at me and repeats his favorite line "C'mon bro! It's not that bad!" or "Farts are just funny! I can't help it if I need to release my gas.". I tried my best to leave his room whenever I have the chance to get some fresh air, and every time I do, I see his siblings who give me this "we are so sorry and we totally understand" look. They will help me out by telling Pedro that they need to borrow me for something and swooping me away to freedom. I can tell Pedro gets upset every time this happens, but he usually farts and makes himself laugh to feel better.

I can already hear people asking "Why do you hang out with him if this bothers you?" or something to that degree. I have my reasons as to why

One of the reasons is because he is my best friend. We have been through too much together for me to ditch him all because of his "interesting talent". I don't want to go too into detail about my past, but I went through some pretty tough situations where the cards were always stacked against me. There were times I wanted to cry, there were times where I wanted to scream, There were times I wanted to give up, but Pedro was always there for me in many ways. He would just be there to listen to me rant on and on about whatever was bothering me, or he would give me a hug and tell me everything will be all right. Also, and I know this will shock you, but whenever he would try to be serious or confronting and his farts slip out (well... more like blast out), it always made me laugh. I guess I have the same childlike humor Pedro has.

Another reason is because his family treats me so well. they treat me like i'm a part of their family. I know I have no obligation to stay with them or hang out with their son, but I just have this sense of guilt that I would be abandoning my family if I ever left. Plus, breaking a friendship because of Pedro being gassy is a horrible way to end a friendship. As I said earlier, despite his flaws, he has been an amazing friend to have in my life, and I know a LOT of people who just fucking... suck. I rather put up with Pedro's gassy butt than be with assholes.

The last main reason I have for still hanging out with Pedro is because... To be completely honest, I have grown a attraction to his butt and his farts. I don't even know why, but all the times he would fart on me ,whether on accident or on purpose (most times it was on purpose), I just get so turned on by it. The feeling of Pedro placing his butt anywhere near my face just gets me so exited and riled up. The times where we would hide together playing hide and seek with his butt in my face and farting non-stop, all the times he would try to grab the window seat on the bus and squeeze through me sliding his big gassy butt all in front of me ( he would usually trip causing him to bend down a little and have his butt pointed at my face where he would continuously fart and try to get his balance), and I can go on and on on all of our play wrestling matches we do. Now, let me make this EXTREMELY CLEAR: NO I DO NOT WANT TO GET FARTED ON ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!! The best way I can describe it is that it's more like a "high". once I had my high, then i'm pretty much done with it and its back to bring gross to me. I don't know why i'm like this.

Anyways, I go to the bathroom to change into my pajamas and brush my teeth to get ready to go to bed. I walk back to Pedro's room to find him already on the bed and fast asleep. As soon as I close the door, that's when he starts (This is where the picture comes in), and he goes OFF for the entire night...