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Published: 2005-09-05 18:11:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 46151; Favourites: 616; Downloads: 15891
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This is the warning that comes on the DVD. Made for desktop enjoyment.Ok after many comments on the spelling and other mistakes, I finally fixed it Also can masturbation really be excessive?
A widescreen version is also available. [link]
Fight Club (c) Fox and the awesome Chuck Paulanuik
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Nah, man, I'm good. I'm already alive, see? *points to air ventilator tubes* Don't I look the picture of health?
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I'd go meet a member of the opposite sex, but I got banned from the zoo the last time I did that. ββΏβ
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zookeepers are such assholes.
always over reacting.
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Too many questions! The first rule of Project Mayhem.............................................
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dude thank u for submitting this . I've watched Fight Club A billion times and I've never fully read this
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I've always wanted to read that, thank you. ^^
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This should be sent to much more people. ItΒ΄s actually pretty interesting to think about it.
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... why do i feel so bad for commenting now???
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thank you for putting this on here!! i couldnt pause it on the movie so i always wondered just what the heck it said lol
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o_o
I-I live in a house though!
I've met the opposite sex and didn't enjoy it- disliked my own gender even more... -cries-
I'm unable to do a job. This Warning is for people who can have lives.. not for people like me.
X3 We're unable to have lives for reasons. lol
Still, thanks for posting this 'Warning' Up lol. It actually made me laugh.
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this is one of the best things i could ever possible spend my time on, and i challenge anyone who doesn't agree
I am Jack's smirking revenge
I am Jack's cold sweat
I am Jack's raging bile duct
I am Jack's broken heart
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
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Pssst. It was Joe....
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ha that's so cool you did a great job
we are consumers - tyler durden
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1 week ago I masturbated 7 times a day [@joeadonis: People tell me that's exessive..]
I quit masturbating since and now I'm not a virgin.
Fight Club succeeds a gain!! *victory punch
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One of my favorite movies ever. This passage pumps me up every time.
I am Jack's wasted life.
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One of my favorite movies of all time.
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LOVE that movie!!! I totally did not see that ending coming.. 
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this is the kind of thing that live teaches you.... the rough way...
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Pure awesomness!
Quote: "Also can masturbation really be excessive?"
Yes...
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Ha ha, YES. Have you ever read 'Guts'? It's by Chuck Palahniuk who wrote fight club *shudders*
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Not yet...but I just found it with google...seems to be ... interesting
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This is a quote that makes me want to get all my enemies involved with Underground street fighting. And when they turn up dead or brain damaged I'll just laugh.
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that is a great movie ;D was that really on the DVD?
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The sad part of the history is that in the movie they're saying us how much pathetics we are for been so excited about know exactly what that warning says. They'ra actualy calling us idiots in our faces and we love them for it. Is not like I dont love every single moment of the movie. Is just that when I finally got to see what the warning was about, I become like "oh man, I suck"
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Ha HA 
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Lol, Love.
I would use this as a wallpaper, but it's not my account.
And yeah, it can. It usually is when it happens nore than Once a day. ...Not that I would know...
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i love this warning, such a burn. the movie is third-ish on my favourites (note my signature). and by the by, masturbation more than twice a day on average is excessive.
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Nice one!
I'm gonna spam it around on my IM list a bit.
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I love this movie lol and i love that too
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Wow, I read the whole thing. And yes, masterbation can be exessive
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Oh yes. Masturbation can become excessive.
As a general rule, stop before the bleeding starts.
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I stand corrected. It might be a bit much when blood makes an appearance.
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