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Description This is the warning that comes on the DVD. Made for desktop enjoyment.

Ok after many comments on the spelling and other mistakes, I finally fixed it Also can masturbation really be excessive?

A widescreen version is also available. [link]

Fight Club (c) Fox and the awesome Chuck Paulanuik
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Comments: 92

Devin-Trinidad [2013-06-06 19:52:18 +0000 UTC]

Nah, man, I'm good. I'm already alive, see? *points to air ventilator tubes* Don't I look the picture of health?

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SydneyAssbucket [2012-12-25 02:13:01 +0000 UTC]

I'd go meet a member of the opposite sex, but I got banned from the zoo the last time I did that. β˜‰β€Ώβš†

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krautbuster In reply to SydneyAssbucket [2013-05-13 17:38:14 +0000 UTC]

zookeepers are such assholes.
always over reacting.

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Kagome-245 [2012-10-25 15:06:05 +0000 UTC]

I didn't read it past WARNING

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failfrightful [2012-03-15 03:49:53 +0000 UTC]

this is awesome

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iamyourholyfool235 [2012-01-25 11:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Too many questions! The first rule of Project Mayhem.............................................

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Hatchetgabby [2011-11-24 02:47:10 +0000 UTC]

excessive? naaahhh impossible

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Thanatos49 [2011-10-01 00:17:40 +0000 UTC]

love it

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Samuraishaman [2011-09-26 22:11:14 +0000 UTC]

dude thank u for submitting this . I've watched Fight Club A billion times and I've never fully read this

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TheFrenchMistake [2011-09-02 19:59:31 +0000 UTC]

I've always wanted to read that, thank you. ^^

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JailBreakFiend [2011-08-02 06:06:12 +0000 UTC]

What about the same sex?

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MaskHugo [2011-05-19 15:47:47 +0000 UTC]

This should be sent to much more people. ItΒ΄s actually pretty interesting to think about it.

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thatguyyouknew [2011-05-03 19:26:33 +0000 UTC]

... why do i feel so bad for commenting now???

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Elvanae [2011-05-01 15:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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snagglepus [2011-04-17 00:47:28 +0000 UTC]

win.

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bloodycupcakes007 [2011-01-22 20:36:40 +0000 UTC]

.... I actually read it. Oops haha

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UsagiTenshi [2011-01-11 23:04:35 +0000 UTC]

this is awesome!

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rasporange [2011-01-04 19:34:21 +0000 UTC]

thank you for putting this on here!! i couldnt pause it on the movie so i always wondered just what the heck it said lol

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AtlanaCullen [2010-12-29 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE LOVE!!!!!!!!

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Whrbskt [2010-11-30 02:56:37 +0000 UTC]

Loved the movie and the book!!

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iAntiHero [2010-10-27 20:24:21 +0000 UTC]

greatest movie ever

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GenkoFox [2010-10-15 09:36:56 +0000 UTC]

o_o
I-I live in a house though!
I've met the opposite sex and didn't enjoy it- disliked my own gender even more... -cries-
I'm unable to do a job. This Warning is for people who can have lives.. not for people like me.
X3 We're unable to have lives for reasons. lol

Still, thanks for posting this 'Warning' Up lol. It actually made me laugh.

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ChristyCullen101 [2010-10-10 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Tyler is my idol

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Valkyrja-Skuld [2010-10-09 16:22:16 +0000 UTC]

So very true!

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AspiringToBeAMonster [2010-09-04 02:35:39 +0000 UTC]

this is one of the best things i could ever possible spend my time on, and i challenge anyone who doesn't agree

I am Jack's smirking revenge
I am Jack's cold sweat
I am Jack's raging bile duct
I am Jack's broken heart
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

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kinyo-bi13 In reply to AspiringToBeAMonster [2010-09-28 01:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Pssst. It was Joe....

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rodneyskinnerfan [2010-08-10 05:22:29 +0000 UTC]

ha that's so cool you did a great job
we are consumers - tyler durden

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blargthedestroyer [2010-08-02 06:46:53 +0000 UTC]

1 week ago I masturbated 7 times a day [@joeadonis: People tell me that's exessive..]
I quit masturbating since and now I'm not a virgin.
Fight Club succeeds a gain!! *victory punch

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desireeschmeziree [2010-07-27 06:49:42 +0000 UTC]

One of my favorite movies ever. This passage pumps me up every time.

I am Jack's wasted life.

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desireeschmeziree [2010-07-27 05:41:29 +0000 UTC]

One of my favorite movies of all time.

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AngelaAlmighty [2010-07-26 01:52:29 +0000 UTC]

LOVE that movie!!! I totally did not see that ending coming.. haha, but great job.

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brainssawsurgeon [2010-07-03 06:03:33 +0000 UTC]

this is the kind of thing that live teaches you.... the rough way...

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rentemotion [2010-06-11 05:10:56 +0000 UTC]

I got this written on my wall, I love it

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HymanRoth [2010-04-06 23:11:57 +0000 UTC]

Very deep

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AbysmalSerygala [2010-03-07 04:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Pure awesomness!

Quote: "Also can masturbation really be excessive?"

Yes...

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Rue-In-Flowers In reply to AbysmalSerygala [2010-06-28 12:47:55 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, YES. Have you ever read 'Guts'? It's by Chuck Palahniuk who wrote fight club *shudders*

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AbysmalSerygala In reply to Rue-In-Flowers [2010-06-29 14:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Not yet...but I just found it with google...seems to be ... interesting

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Master-of-the-Boot [2010-02-01 21:27:24 +0000 UTC]

This is a quote that makes me want to get all my enemies involved with Underground street fighting. And when they turn up dead or brain damaged I'll just laugh.

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mischiefcommittee [2009-11-24 22:54:45 +0000 UTC]

This is great!

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joke280-brown [2009-09-10 20:21:56 +0000 UTC]

that is a great movie ;D was that really on the DVD?

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auikimaya [2009-08-28 15:39:39 +0000 UTC]

The sad part of the history is that in the movie they're saying us how much pathetics we are for been so excited about know exactly what that warning says. They'ra actualy calling us idiots in our faces and we love them for it. Is not like I dont love every single moment of the movie. Is just that when I finally got to see what the warning was about, I become like "oh man, I suck"

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orange-cat-lover [2009-08-22 19:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Ha HA Seems i just waisted my time, Oh god what a time waister!

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shinatanaga [2009-07-19 04:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Love.

I would use this as a wallpaper, but it's not my account.

And yeah, it can. It usually is when it happens nore than Once a day. ...Not that I would know...

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moshrocker [2009-04-29 00:15:09 +0000 UTC]

i love this warning, such a burn. the movie is third-ish on my favourites (note my signature). and by the by, masturbation more than twice a day on average is excessive.

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Dusky1991 [2009-04-26 20:39:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice one!
I'm gonna spam it around on my IM list a bit.

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Tader-TOTs [2009-04-21 22:33:25 +0000 UTC]

Win.

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Anti-Hero1317 [2009-04-01 21:56:51 +0000 UTC]

I love this movie lol and i love that too

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chibiktsn [2009-02-16 23:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I read the whole thing. And yes, masterbation can be exessive

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CyberPhantom [2009-01-14 12:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes. Masturbation can become excessive.

As a general rule, stop before the bleeding starts.

(That was disgusting of me. I'd apologise but I'm snickering like a ten year old.)

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joeadonis In reply to CyberPhantom [2009-01-15 00:06:58 +0000 UTC]

I stand corrected. It might be a bit much when blood makes an appearance.

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