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I've always said that humanizing animals can lead us to strange places, specially if we look closely to their mating and social habits XD. Still, it's fun to play with the idea a bit (I'm glad that the mating example chosen was the foxes'... and not the hippos' XD).
And now I can't unsee the sensual furry foxes, while they are locked, singing: "How beautifully blue the sky; the glass is rising very high.Β Continue fine I hope it may, and yet it rained but yesterday...".
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Well, as long as nobody touches in a realistic way what Echidnas are actually capable of.
*shudder*
....although, sperm that LITERALLY swim in complex, coordinated attack formations is weirdly cool.
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BEST COLLAB EVER
this is the best of the best
thanks for this blessing
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Step 3: Egads!
Also, I call dibs on the socks!
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Says the Guy who does the exact same thing in Sequential Art.
I mean, Liam is a Lion, a Male One, who is a part of a species where the males have Thorny barbs all over their Dickus... And you are pairing him with the Think Tank, who are Squirrels, that are much smaller and shorter than him, who won't be able to handle his obvious Biggus Dickus, that is also covered in Barbs, and MIGHT be a Grower, which would raise the problem bar a thousand fold.
5C4RL37 should have been running out of that Cell, Screaming in Terror, not gwaking and drooling over Liam's Barb-Covered Biggus Dickus that has the full capability to rip her insides to shreds as an average Seven/Eight Inch Long, Two Inch wide Biggus Dickus, and That is before sizing it up to a possible Nine to probably Eleven inches in length and Three inches in width if Liam's a Grower, AND Stacking it up with the fact that the Think Tank are more than aware of such injury, how painful it can be, and how they all have a Mind-link that Would increase the agony and make it linger longer. They are intelligent enough together to figure out that even if they threw SCIENCE! at it, they would only cause more problems to themselves, ones they can't repair since if we use what you tossed at us in the Quintech Arc, the Think Tank at 75% processing power, are all but useless, and if One of them actually tries laying with Liam, they may End up getting their Sister in a Coma, or in a State in between life and death from the Injury from Liam, which would take away One of their greater assets, which is their Four-way Biocomputing process that they are oh-so heavily reliant on.
And that is using the Logic you are using here, Jack. You put in Logic from FERAL Animals, on Evolved Animals that are on Level with Humans in Form and Possibly Function, and Then diss it, while utterly disregarding your own Hypocrisy within your own art.
Also, story wise, If the Think Tank are So intelligent, Why haven't they tried curing the Agoraphobia in three of their number? Why hasn't Art, the So-called Everyman, or Kat, the Only sane Female in the household, tried giving the Think Tank Consultation on what they do, acting as a Voice of Reason whenever they can? Why has Pip never Gone to Jail for his attempt at trying to Sell Scarlet as a Sex-slave, along with Eurine, who had waltzed around naked infront of their Neighborhood, which should have at least One person other than the Arthur house, call the Police or Something, to deal with an obviously crazy naked person running around, some of which those people in the Neighborhood, have Children?
You can only stretch Rule of Funny, Jack, before people stop enjoying the art, and start pointing out the Ugly cracks in your story.
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Fuck off with the 'Whoosh'. What, you trying to mimick the mating call of a Jet Airliner?
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Again, that is the difference between artistic licence and reality, in reality Liam and his magic wand would be utterly terrifying, with the buffer of artistic licence he and it can be anything that he wants it to be.
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Yes, but I am telling how Hypocritical it is for him to condemn Someone, for doing the exact same thing he did.
Unless you forgot where This comment is posted under.
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...he's not being hypocritical. The jokeΒ in Shiniez's strip was the "realism" of fox & cat mating sounds, the awful ear-splitting combination of which killed him.
This strip is another joke adding to that joke.
Calm down, dude.
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I said that, because in another One of his comics, he made a Biggus Dickus Joke... And the character was a massive Lion, the other a Squirrel.
And in that same comic, he made several cracks at Animal 'Habits', such as Bird Instincts and how they can't really chew, for a Morally Compromised Penguin, a snarky as hell Cat with multiple habits similar to non-anthro cats and multiple other similar things...
But what ticked me off, was that I know One thing about Cats of all types: Male Cats have their Cocks lined with Barbs, and they practically rape their targets.
Which means that the Cat character should have been dashing out of the Room upon seeing his Cock, not drooling over it. Why? Because of the sheer Size of the Damn Lion, both in his body Size and Dickus Size, which easily dwarfs the cat character, would mean the Barbs on His Cock would Bloody Well Kill the Female Cast if he tried.
Also, almost all of Jollyjack's Jokes are not even funny, and he doesn't Seem to have a good idea on how the Justice System works... And his idea of Satire, borders on down right Maliciousness.
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Unless you forget that this is suppose to be a joke, unless you think that this guy is really dead and JJ really stole his thumbs and sold them on Ebay as chew toys.
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The Death and Thumbs are Clearly a Joke, but it's because the ORIGINAL CREATOR of the COMIC joked he died.
Or did you not FOLLOW THE DESIGNATED LINK?
Jack still isn't upholding what he says anyway. It's still pretty danged Hypocritical.
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Sorry, yah still don't get to decided what is and isn't meant to be a joke. JJ don't draw realistic cause he don't want to, and this shows why he doesn't want to. You on the other hand don't seem to realize that as the creator of the piece he gets to decide what to put in it. Now if you don't like his work so much, don't read it, less you expose yourself as a hypocrite.
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You're kinda acting like a Hypocrite to began with by that Logic.
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We all hypocrites dude.
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Says the One who uses 'Sorry', with no meaning.
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Maybe, but your failure to recognize both a joke and a valid point doesn't amuse me anymore so I'll put it to you another way: the point JJ was making was that realism doesn't belong in strips about humanoid animals plowing each other. Take that to mean what you will. And for the record, I'm a Canadian, Sorry is our verbal tic.
Now if you are having a hard time recognizing that fact then your welcome to stop talking to me, in the mean time I have no intention of pelting a brick wall with spit balls.
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And I Keep telling you, that if that is supposed to be a Joke, then he should follow the example he made.
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What example? Draw more pictures depicting anthropomorphic men getting their penis's torn off because of mating rituals that make no sense for creatures of their body types? Have women run away screaming in terror at seemingly handsome looking men because most people don't know crap about animal genitals? He's a business man first and foremost, and that's bad for business.
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That was me using something called 'Logic'. If the story falls apart from a piece of Logic being inserted, then even from a Business Standpoint, you fail.
Hasbro is doing that right now... And They're making themselves look Bad.
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Yeah no my logic still stands: fox mating rituals make no sense for non-fox like body types. The individual in that comic might have a tail, ears and a snout but his figure is still human. So I repeat: Don't draw comics depicting men getting their penis's ripped off because of nonsensical mating practices.
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The part that doesn't make sense, is the Fact that an Anthro DOES NOT NEED TO TWIST!
Why? It's called EVOLUTION. If they NEEDED to do that, they would have retained Four Legs and become like Centaurs.
But they don't. That means that they didn't retain the Feral's twisting, which isn't even ritualistic, you Empty Headed Cretin.
If they evolved to Human-level, that means they didn't have the 'Twisting Ritual', as you So called it, So basically, you Two Chowderheads should CHECK YOUR PRIVILAGES!
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Alrighty then lemme put this to you in simple terms:
Joke.
Your Head.
Shinez made a comic for April fools, JJ made another Comic related to that, first comic made a point of applying animal behavior to animal like people, JJ's comic made a point out of why people don't do that since it doesn't make sense. The fact that the first comic was posted on April Fools should tell you that it was a joke planned by Shinez should tell you that he didn't plan on taking it seriously, the fact that he specifically put JJ's hamster at the end of it should tell you that he was trying to get this reaction out of him.
The fact that you are making a big deal out of what is clearly a joke tells me you're either a idiot or a troll. The fact that I'm still here tells me I'm wasting my time using toothpicks when I should be using diamond tip drill bits to get through that thick skull of yours. But do please respond again, I'm looking forward to sending you back copy and pasted Joke-Large Space-Your Head messages again for years to come.
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The fact that you are doing an overdone Joke, One that is So pathetic, that it Wasn't even funny the first time, really shows how pathetic you are.
And if I am such a waste, Why are you still talking to me? Don't you have anything better to do?
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Well I would but you keep clogging up my inbox and replying to you removes them. And if keep insulting you then you'll stop beating that brick wall of yours against my inbox by saying the same thing over and over again. Speaking of Which:
Joke
Your head.Β
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Joke: You Suck.
And that is better than your pathetic excuse of a Joke.
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Jokes on you, I never made one, I insulted you by stating that you missed the entire joke of the comic.
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No I didnβt. You missed the point I kept making multiple times.
And for a Joke, the only One I Find, is your own words. You yourself stated he was a Hypocrite earlier on, then backtracked.
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The point I got was that you didn't like JJ criticizing other people's work. I never called him a hypocrite, and you must be very amused talking to this guy that you seem to think is a moron, which is me.
But I don't find this conversation to have any point anymore, so how about I stop talking to you, and you stop talking to me. Growling at other people on the internet looses it's appeal after a while for me. Kay?
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Jeez, youΒ΄re (both of you, but mainly Fox) putting waaaay too much thought in this shit. ItΒ΄s a joke - if you feel the need to write short story of complaints and arguments about it, you should reevaluate your life choices - as I should, since I should be writing an actual essay right now, but IΒ΄m procrastinating.
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Bugger off. Nobody likes you.
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Missed your anger management, did ya? Get some, before we see you on the news.
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Like I said, fuck off.
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after reading this again.... still cracks me up... thanks for the laughter.....
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I may print out the second and third panels and frame them. I live in the US, and yes, reality is nightmare fuel, 24/7.
Even without fox sex (which sounds like a new Rupert Murdoch porn channel).
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