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Published: 2013-10-23 12:21:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 109408; Favourites: 3530; Downloads: 937
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....just one more.Edit: Etymology at work again. Biscuit/Cookie, both are the same thing, but the Brits get their name for it from Latin, by way of Middle French ("bescuit"), while the Americans get their name for it from the Dutch ("koekie").
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Hello from the future, articles about "science" are still bullshit written to shock rather than inform. Thank you.
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This article is bullshit - I kicked cocaine wayyy easier than Oreo cookies.
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this is amazing for one forgotten bit of DC comic lore.
there was once a booster gold and blue beetle comic that revealed that Chocos (non copy right oreos) are massively addictive to martians, with batman comparing the reaction to a human with cocaine!
The comic is all about gold and blue stealing martian man hunter's stash and him suffering withdrawal, going apeshit and using his shape shifting to basically hulk out while looking for his cookies.
The fact that oreos ACTUALLY have that effect is just pure cosmic hilarity to me!!!
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I want one of those cookies you're eatin' there...
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When his eyes expanded, my cat popped open something so it sounded like it literally popped. XD
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Hide you Oreos. Hide you Double Stuff.Β
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That's exactly what happened to me the 1st time I tried a caffeinated drink.
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Those eyes are just, "Hello ,Acid trip!"Β
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In my head, I could hear his eyes going *POIT!* in that last panel.
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.........I don't h-have a problemSTOP LOOKING AT ME YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!
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*whispers to an aide* Just pick up the straitjacket and move behind him VEEERRRRY SLOWWWLLYYYY... Wait for my signal and DON'T make any sudden movements...
XD
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
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And Coca~Cola is the only company in America that is legally allowed to import coca leaves into America. So they can use it to make Coca~cola. Coca leaves is also the raw material needed to make the drug Cocaine.
OuO
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I thought they stopped using coca in coca cola a long, long time ago.
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I think they use a substitute now instead.Β
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Search engine manipulation anyone? Now when you search for coke or cocaine, guess what else is now included. Make you wonder who "funded" this study. Are we running out of real problems for scientists to work on? Β
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"I can quit anytime.Β Anytime.Β Β It's just that I can hear light now, God is talking to me and She loves me very, very much.Β And I feel like going out and jogging around town two, three, maybe a hundred times.Β I''ll be back.Β Hold my calls."
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Now confirmed by science that cookies and biscuits are addicting.
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His eye brow is like going off his face x 3
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(It's koekje though) ...or koek when it's a big cookie))Β
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Now do a study on Pringles. Because seriously, have just oneΒ Pringle in a single sitting.
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I took away my brother's pringle can and he looked at me like I murdered his family
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Grind em up, snort them through your nose.
It's way better that way.
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*next panel*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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anything chocolate related is my cocaine
right now, in real life, I'm eating a chocolate bar
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Rats that were grown/raised in a lab for the purposes of experiments.
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I mean, what do they mean FOR rats? I thought it was like a universal effect
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I feel really focused right Now. Β + Β = Β Β Β Β Β Β (American dad reference)
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Heck, if everyone became hooked on these instead of drugs, the world would be a better - if fatter - place.
Interesting tid-bit reg; the biscuit / cookie argument. You learn and laugh at the same time
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It's way funnier if you imagine the Heavy's voice for the "om nom nom"
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