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Could it be that the box containing what supposed to be killer bees is meant to spook curiosity seekers, or is it possible that the fellow there can't read, let alone understand the King's English?Β
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What's this? An intelligent yet amusing depiction of humanity? An influx of bees should put a stop to that!
*The honey-making hummers fly around the illustrated idiot fruitlessly*
EGAD!! I have only enhanced the humor. Time to execute my egress.
*The Doc heads for the nearest exit*
*while his insect invasion is decimated by their africanized opponents*
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Looks like someone is a fan of the Darwin awards.
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Seems he's looking for his Darwin Award. If the box contains what it says it does, then he's officially nominated.
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What if the man is closing the box on the bees?
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Sure, it's written on the box, but what if the box is empty?
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What's this? A man opening a box of angry killer bees? A large influx of BEES should fix that!
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Gene Police ! Get out of the pool ! NOW !!
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This is also an example of Schrodinger.Β How do you know that the box has bees unless you open it?
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What if the box is sound proof?
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No one said not to shake the box either.
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but surely thar be sweet sweet honey
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...you know, if you actually locked bees up in a box that they couldn't escape from, the heat generated from their motion would cause either the box to burst into flames, or rise to temperature heights that would smother the bees. So, in essence, they'd be the cause of their own destruction.
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haha~! That's good. It' mean's that the world is awesome and mind-blowing.
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Makes me wish Darwinism was more direct with certain people. The less idiots on this planet, the more progress we can achieve.
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I don't say "Kill all idiots!", I just say "Remove all the warning signs and let the problem solve itself!"
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This explains all the bits of humanity which are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.
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What bothers me is that natural selection stopped working when stupid people somehow learned to survive.
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Then they obviously can't be THAT stupid then.
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It's not that the stupid learned anything...but the conscientious just started looking out for them.
Natural Selection stopped working when we started acting civilized and looking out for those that can't (or don't) look out for themselves.
Also, I love this little one frame comic! Β Jack you're a genius!Β
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Every hive needs expendable drones.
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The fact that survival no longer equals reproduction also kinda ruined it for us. XD
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The only stupidity more illustrative of the harsh mechanics of natural selection than that little characters opening that box is the stupidity of the scientists that created those bees in the first place...
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In all fairness, the project was sound, but then some jackass menial worker let them out before the aggression could be bred out of them.
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Although killer bees exist in nature...
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I'm aware that bees are vastly more aggressive and dangerous in some of the ecosystems other than the one I'm in (North America), but the only time I've heard of 'killer bees' is in reference to Africanized honeybees, which were bred by scientists in Brazil, and moved north, occasionally killing people and livestock, hence my reference to those scientists.
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Ah. I was thinking of some of the unreasonably aggressive ones from PNG and nearby islands.
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''Seriously, no one would be dumb enough to leave a box full of killer bees AND label it too.''
*opens the box*
''OH DEAR GODS ! THESE ARE ANGRY HONEY BADGERS !''
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What if he doesn't speak or read english?
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Everyone understand angry-bee-buzz. Β
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Or wasp buzzing. ._.
Most terrifying moment involving a wasp? Falling asleep at my computer and waking up and hearing a wasp buzzing. It was in my room.
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It's funny how when you tell someone not to do something, they do it anyway. Makes me think most humans aren't fit to live.
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