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I have to admit I wonder how they finished in the box.
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The fun part of Social Darwinism is watching it happen from a safe distance.
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Believe me, the way this whole world is turning out... I'm tempted to either rip that box open myself... but a little ugly voice in the back of my mind is trying to tempt me to send it to reality TV stars instead...
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Alternative caption:Β "This actually happened in Brazil, and is why flamethrowers are legal in the USA"
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If by legal, you mean they would give them away to anyone who asked?Β
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As far as I know, yeah, nobody has to fill out forms for the things, maybe provide ID like you do for black powder or fireworks. They have "agricultural use" and the like. Besides, they both run out of fuel so fast, and are entirely too cumbersome to carry around, nobody seems to ever think of using them on anything but killer bees, kudzu, Sons of Confederate Veterans, and similar non-human things that plague the South...
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Hmm, I wonder if I was thinking of for free as in beer, at the time...Β
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And the Darwin Award goes to...
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Always read the warnings, kids.
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I kinda want that box.Β Unopened, obviously (well, maybe Not obviously)
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Surely I'll be safe if I just open a corner of a flap and take a quick peek.Β Β
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Pretty much
And I see a few people didn't pay attention in science class
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Thank you, holy hell yes. Been looking through these just... floored at how many people don't 'get it'.
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I'm in college and my Teacher gave a lecture on animals and Darwism. I even have a called the Darwin awards, it's a pretty messed up book but it's like what the hell were these people on
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It may be a cultural thing, just saying. Not every school teaches you the same topics.
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If you're not sure about something, you could look it up.
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I did look up darwinism right after I saw this image, but all it said was the thing about evolution and stuff. And since there was an unnatural race in this image I got confused, is all.
Β However, PrimeKage just let me know about the "Darwin Awards" and it all made sense now.
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Sorry, I don't get it. 
Or maybe that's the point. Haha sorry, still too slow to understand this.
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'Darwinism' is socially used to explain why stupid people die in stupid ways. (Also if you're not sure on something, using a condescending 'look it up' might not be the best thing to do in the future. 
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I did look up darwinism but all it said was the thing about evolution and stuff, and since there was a killer bee in this image, it confused me. xD
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Look up "Darwin Awards" and maybe you'll get it.
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Everything makes sense now. 
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Thank you for the explanation
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There's a reason they have the Darwin Awards.
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An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon.
Bees. My God.
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Natural selection on it's best!
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you forgot to mention he has no offspring.
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Unless the guy is being videotaped. Then he will become a celebrity Γ la Jackass and spread his rotten seed to hundreds of women.
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And yet the bees come out and sting the smart people who chose NOT to open the box.
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...Where can I get a couple boxes of those bees? I've got some people that need this test.
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shhh everyone quiet! here we are about to witness the dumbass in their natural habitate...
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I know a few people who can use this
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But if the bees are in the box, how are there no bees around or above the box? lol I joke I understoodΒ
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. -homer
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Now let's see him close that box really quick and run like all get out.
Just goes to show that not all curiosity is good.
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An Ape's instict would say "Don't open that box."
Β The fact that this dude over here is trying to open it...
The meaning of Darwinism is that evolution make us more braindead?
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Darwinism implies that the people that doesn't have what it takes to survive die and become another species we can only see in biology books. In this example, we see retardus maximus, also known as guy who says yolo or is stupid enough to open a buzzing box. Of course, some specimens tend to die when they aren't in their natural habitat...
Although he missed the point he has no offspring and therefore his genes won't continue to spread.
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Yeah, u forgot the giraffe picture in the school book...
Β Btw, humanity is doomed! Run fo' yo life!
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That was lamarck, dudr
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Probably our governments wanted to put 2 different versions of that picture, and bring the chaos among us... That's it!
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could be, you're talking about the giraffes that stretch their necks in order to keep eating, right? Because thinking about it, it could also be that you're thinking about a picture where there are giraffes with large necks and short necks and the ones with short necks die of starvation... So...
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The difference is that Darwine says animals evolve to adapt, and the other dude says that animals with special haracteristics survive and they are reproduced... And that's how pokemon created...
If i am wrong, then f u biology...
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The stupid reproduce young, the intelligent tend to postpone it until it's too late.
Idiocracy is a documentary.
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