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Published: 2011-03-16 16:36:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 67768; Favourites: 1563; Downloads: 1220
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Description Earthquake, Tsunami, Fallout.
What else could hit that island? An Alien invasion?
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Comments: 582

technosasquatch [2011-03-16 19:10:43 +0000 UTC]

where's godzilla when you need him?

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rem-dog In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 19:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Do not tempt fate so, my friend.

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jund [2011-03-16 19:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Shhh! Don't give the universe ideas!

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Glarg [2011-03-16 19:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Fallout 4: Tokyo?

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HILDOOM [2011-03-16 18:58:42 +0000 UTC]

omg im going to hell for laughing about this. >.<

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Madailein In reply to HILDOOM [2011-03-16 19:03:52 +0000 UTC]

I think you've aptly summarized my reaction. Thank-you.

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Beserk06 [2011-03-16 18:58:14 +0000 UTC]

And after the alien invasion a black hole

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MrSynn In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:53:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm assuming Godzilla is next.

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KayrMyth In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:49:55 +0000 UTC]

You forgot the Volcano eruption !

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NataliaLupin In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:49:53 +0000 UTC]

If this joke's as cruel as it looks... why am I still laughing? I'm such a bad person!

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Dalon2 [2011-03-16 18:49:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking a Volcano, and then Godzilla

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vampiricdemoncutie [2011-03-16 18:48:49 +0000 UTC]

lmmfao omg that's hilarious!

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novafox [2011-03-16 18:45:45 +0000 UTC]

Moon breaking apart and hitting it.

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Geli-K [2011-03-16 18:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Nuclear waste induces mutants. I'm kind of glad that I'm going to China and not Japan!

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videolizzard99 In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:44:48 +0000 UTC]

Eh... too soon... still, devastation through shakeage is a funny way to pit it! XD

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Kitkatinahat [2011-03-16 18:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Dude, i wouldn't doubt it.

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TheHarlequinWitch [2011-03-16 18:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't you just shit yourself....

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SXGodzilla [2011-03-16 18:41:03 +0000 UTC]

god damn poor japan. e_e

What's next? Alien invasion?? Cthulhu awakening??

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Raven-Gold [2011-03-16 18:40:25 +0000 UTC]

It should be too soon to make jokes about that, but damn me if it ain't funny.

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Phantasim-Fan In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:40:20 +0000 UTC]

May be a liiittle too soon,

but this is coming from me, the guy who wrote "Damn you, Godzilla" on his Facebook wall hours after the event.

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Lordstevie In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Vulcanos

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sqrlyjack In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Goatse could happen.

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Hellbeholder In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:28:44 +0000 UTC]

you did forget the volcano in south

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Nekio15 In reply to Hellbeholder [2011-03-16 18:38:41 +0000 UTC]

They got lucky it isn't typhoon season...

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Yiggdrasile In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:28:13 +0000 UTC]

Poor japan..........

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Weelow In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:26:51 +0000 UTC]

At least things can't get any worse.. whoops volcano

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rustedsoda In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:26:27 +0000 UTC]

The Earth shakes, and mass destruction comes from the sea, followed by death by radiation.

As much as I try not to look at it (because I do love Japan), it's hard not to see Godzilla in all of this.

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sin-jin In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:23:03 +0000 UTC]

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Nice! There are always those people to.
Bravo

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TheVooDooTaco In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:22:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh your so horribly terrific x3

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SuprVillain [2011-03-16 18:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Epic I tell you, Epic.

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TheDirtyGunman [2011-03-16 18:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Volcanos too. Now it just needs a typhoon and a tornado and that would cover the major stuff. Perhaps throw in some thundersnow.

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Gnoll-El In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Disease.

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RedFlames [2011-03-16 18:16:01 +0000 UTC]

things you never ever say...

'it could be worse'
'what could possibly go wrong?'
'how hard can it be?'

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CHIPNDEATH In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:13:15 +0000 UTC]

W Bush having a visit??

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The-doctor-094 [2011-03-16 18:13:09 +0000 UTC]

Maybe a birth of a volcano in the middle of Japan could be worse

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Shortstory89 In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:12:15 +0000 UTC]

I'm just waiting for some good ol' christian conservatism to bring Japan to the final apocalypse. After the alien invasion of course..

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Kyle-Stelios In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:11:11 +0000 UTC]

Finally a skit on the current news that ISN'T in bad taste!!! Good work!

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mangaturtle [2011-03-16 18:10:41 +0000 UTC]

something had better mutate, that's all i'm gonna say.

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SHARK-008 In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:10:24 +0000 UTC]

ZOMBIES!!!

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Ti-toine In reply to SHARK-008 [2011-03-16 18:15:24 +0000 UTC]

yeah! what he said !

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SHARK-008 In reply to Ti-toine [2011-03-16 18:16:56 +0000 UTC]

Zombies and bunneh are everywhere my friend!

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Ti-toine In reply to SHARK-008 [2011-03-16 19:44:47 +0000 UTC]

radiation leak isn't going to solve the problem...
we may actually end-up with ninja-zombie!

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SHARK-008 In reply to Ti-toine [2011-03-16 19:53:26 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA

Yeah sure! Hentai ninja manga zombies OMAGAWD!

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Ti-toine In reply to SHARK-008 [2011-03-16 20:29:12 +0000 UTC]

...we'r screwed.

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SHARK-008 In reply to Ti-toine [2011-03-16 20:36:37 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah

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shadowx90 In reply to ??? [2011-03-16 18:09:24 +0000 UTC]

Finally something that relates to this catastrophe other than false sympathy. Granted the whole 'pray for Japan' thing is probably better than poking fun at it, but come on, most people don't really care that people are dead and in danger, they just care it's Japan. If it hit some other island like New Zealand none of them would care...

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RocMegamanX In reply to shadowx90 [2011-03-16 21:27:47 +0000 UTC]

Do you really think that people are that heartless?

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shadowx90 In reply to RocMegamanX [2011-03-17 01:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Not heartless, just miss-guided. Think about it, how much art was devoted to Hati on here back then? Virtually none, and the tsunami is hitting a lot of other places right now too, do you see anything for them? Nope.

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RocMegamanX In reply to shadowx90 [2011-03-17 01:55:38 +0000 UTC]

I can kinda understand why not a LOT of people were affected by the New Zealand tsunami or Haiti was probably because I'm not sure if they've contributed as much to worldwide culture as Japan did.

The Lord of the Rings was filmed on New Zealand, and I do know the Kiwi fruit came from there, but other than that...I don't know.

Call me "ignorant", but Japan is more of a big deal, because they've given a lot to the world.

Though, are you sure it's just "being misguided"? I'm worried that you might really think that humanity at large IS heartless if they seemingly don't care about the other countries in the world.

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shadowx90 In reply to RocMegamanX [2011-03-17 04:20:18 +0000 UTC]

I do see what you are saying, and Im really glad that the person who responded to this isn't attacking me but actually giving a good stance. Thank you.

On that though I will add that there are area's in China that got part of this tsunami too and it has contributed its fair share of things as well. Yes the damage is not as bad nor media hyped, but then again it is China.

And I won't say you are ignorant, nor am I tying to say that humanity is heartless. I think we just pick where we want to place our concern. And while I agree it is a strong argument in some ways, the fact remains that how much an area has contributed to us should not really affect how much we care about a place. That is somewhat selfish. Weither the area has given us something or not the fact remains that anywhere that tsunami and earthquake has hit it has caused death and damage. If we are going to care about others like this we should at least be more equal.

That and I would be willing to bet anything that if this had happened to somewhere like england, another small island that has contributed a lot, there would be more here than with Haiti (still supporting your stance) but there would not be near as much because it is not as 'popular'. And that is what I am trying to get at. It is only the area's popularity that is getting this much attention not the fact that everyone who posts these are really concerned about the people in danger.

So call me heartless or say that I see things that way but the fact remains is that more than half the people who post stuff like the prayer art only care that it is Japan itself and not that a natural disaster has occurred that has placed a country and it's people in a dangerous area because of a tragic event.

I could also go into more of this in other forms but I doubt either of us want to start a major flaming war...

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