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jollyjack — Five Items Or Less
Published: 2011-01-13 22:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 112860; Favourites: 2523; Downloads: 2403
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A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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Some guy at wallmart was just doing this, only it was the other way around XD.
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Wow, I feel like a nerd.
I noticed in the seventh panel that the text seems kinda funky. I am awful at grammar and word choice and feel really hypocritical for saying it, but the part "....every second customer that comes to this till doesn't seem to have ever learned how..." seems a little off.
Is it supposed to say "to this still doesn't", or maybe "to this aisle doesn't"?
Just thought I'd point that out. Anyway, I'm going to go buy more of your stuff off apsara since it's all amazing.
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Till
(noun)
a drawer, box, or the like, as in a shop or bank, in which money is kept.
I interpreted it like that...
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I see what you mean. I can see how that would make sense.
Thanks for pointing that out for me
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I can relate to her...well not the tranformation part, but the customer thing. Awesome pic.
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Hun... This picture made me wonder something...
If they REALLY don't want people having more than, say, 5 or 8 Items when they pass...
Why do they have have a ''bunch'' of stuffs all around their place ? 
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Oh, I would love to do this when people piss me off.
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do what she says or dead.
awesome picture
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I use to work as a cashier.
So often someone would come to the line with 50 items and I would have to 'politely' explain the concept of 15 or less.
*DRAGON RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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LMAO. 
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I don't know weather to piddle my pants or cheer her on. (o)_(o)
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Wow, something like this happened to me once. Of course without the epic dragon transformation though. That would've probably made up for it. . .
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..... Actually this is completly true. I work at a grocery store and if you let someone in the ten items or less lame check out with more there will be more people trying to do this! (and I'm a bagger). Awesome work here
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oh FACK that kinda checkout peeps oughta be shot T___T seriously they piss me off...
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*sigh* "call the manager she's doing it again"
Lol this why mythical beings have such a hard time blending in with humans, they take theirs jobs "WAY" to seriously...ohhh I need to draw a sphinx border guard eeeeeee!
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i've been there. But for me it was our dollar tree store.
customer: how much is this?
*around the store signs that say everything's 1 dollar* me: A dollar
customer: and this?
me:...........dollar
customer: what about this
me:................ITS A FUCKING DOLLAR LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN THIS STORE! READ THE FUCKING SIGNS!
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sheesh, just ring up the gum on a separate receipt.
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I'm that girl! I hated working at Wal-Mart, and I swear to God, people try to come through with carts FULL of items, even though it's a 25 or less line I'm working.
I deny them service, every time. I'll admit, after having to put up with over 100 people shit a day, my little slice of justice does make me feel better.
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pfffffffffffff, love it. SOMEONE didn't get up on the right side today
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ROTFLMAO, I LOVE THIS. (cap's intended)
The same can be applied everywhere, people can be just so damn complacent about things sometimes.
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lol this is pretty funny 
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lol, i hate it when i get in the ten items or less line and the person in front of me has way more than ten items! PISSES ME OFF MAN!!!!
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Ahhh... inspired by life-experiencve?
Anyways, I try to follow such codes of conduct myself...
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me being the idiot that i am i'd reply, "...So then repeating it shouldn't be a problem since you're so use to it."
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As soon as I had read 'What's the big deal?' I was like, 'Oh gah, here we go.' I think that guy may have been eaten in a rage of fury.
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Very funny! XD I love how she changes from sweet check-out girl to a cat-like monster. XD
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"Five items or less" is actually grammatically incorrect... It should be "Five items or fewer." It drives my mum, an editor, nuts at the market.
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