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jollyjack — How to play Mercenaries 2

Published: 2008-11-03 16:54:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 85970; Favourites: 1056; Downloads: 1858
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Description Fun, but not as much as the original.
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Comments: 259

928 [2008-11-04 01:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Nice way of putting it!

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badcop69 [2008-11-04 01:32:37 +0000 UTC]

love it.

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ButcherJoe [2008-11-04 01:24:01 +0000 UTC]

YUSSSSSS!!!!!1

LUMBERJACK GUY: IMA LUMBERJACK AND IM OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND WORK ALL DAY!!
CHORUS: HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OK
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND WORKS ALL DAY!!

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Colonel-Eviscerator [2008-11-04 01:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Ffft. I've been crunching up trees since Mechwarrior IV. Mercs 2 is much prettier though.

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eapcat [2008-11-04 00:54:22 +0000 UTC]

lol

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TripcodeMel In reply to ??? [2008-11-04 00:40:47 +0000 UTC]

OH NO
OH NO
OH NOOOO NO NO NO

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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GabePuratekuta In reply to ??? [2008-11-04 00:05:39 +0000 UTC]

"PRESS (B) TO WIN GAME"

Yep, that's how it is

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Sir-Simba In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 23:29:20 +0000 UTC]

I so wanna know your take on Fable 2 lol

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GIJohn In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 23:22:07 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, sounds like a fun game... should rent it

And love the fact you kept the hole in the ass constant

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j-krumweed [2008-11-03 23:20:17 +0000 UTC]

"that made a hole.." FUN!

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Herion [2008-11-03 23:18:53 +0000 UTC]

I hope you make one about Fallout 3

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ch4r13y [2008-11-03 23:18:20 +0000 UTC]

nice monty python reference

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Tenshichan1013 [2008-11-03 23:15:29 +0000 UTC]

Nice. Got to get the original.

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ewitwins In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 22:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Personally I thought the ending to Mercenaries 1 FUCKING AMAZING!...

but thats just me. Nothing like running from a nuclear explosion

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Kibichan [2008-11-03 22:16:35 +0000 UTC]

Great as usual Loved the Monty Python reference

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TBFspectre [2008-11-03 22:15:06 +0000 UTC]

OMG! an "I win" button! D:

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patientbear [2008-11-03 22:12:47 +0000 UTC]

I haven't played this one yet but the first was KICK ASS

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SourceSizeShenanigan [2008-11-03 22:10:03 +0000 UTC]

Still awesome.

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MSH-Hitman [2008-11-03 21:56:13 +0000 UTC]

Never played the original, but enjoyed this one. A good mindless shooter with some interesting ways to get gear, vehicles, and awesome explosions. Co-Op is tottaly a blast.

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almightybob42 [2008-11-03 21:46:51 +0000 UTC]

" -i sleep all night and i work all day!"

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Firingwall In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 21:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Heh... I so knew you would do this one when you mentioned you were playing it. I noticed in the past you seem to like games from the company that does Half-Life and Portal. I bet you are going to play Left 4 Dead next and do a comic on it! Even if you don't do a comic on it, it looks so good that you should play it either way.

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Dreamhead2 [2008-11-03 21:26:59 +0000 UTC]

You realy hate those QTE don't you?
"I'm a lumber jack
and I'm okay
I work all night
and I sleep all day!"

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jollyjack In reply to Dreamhead2 [2008-11-03 23:37:27 +0000 UTC]

with a passion you can only imagine.

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tanksmallcape In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 21:21:43 +0000 UTC]

lol. i love your comics.

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reconish [2008-11-03 21:19:30 +0000 UTC]

AWSOM!
you should make one for bf:bc

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niekitty [2008-11-03 21:18:59 +0000 UTC]

mmm... explosions...

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boot-cheese-3000 [2008-11-03 21:09:30 +0000 UTC]

what is?

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Jonat In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 21:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Ah'm ah lumberjack an' ah'm okay, i sleep all night an' ah work all day!

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Jaebird88 In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 20:56:31 +0000 UTC]

"Airstrikes 2: Hooray for Airstrikes"

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KodyYoung [2008-11-03 20:48:14 +0000 UTC]

All true, except the latest update made tank driving a drag, for now the creates/boxes/plasticwater containers they put on highway off/on ramps and wooden road blocks not able to be crushed by the tanks shear might and weight.

And when flying, low, the cars give off seizure bright blue lights when they appear onto your screen >_>

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entropiCCycles [2008-11-03 20:42:43 +0000 UTC]

The sad thing is that I just thought of an economic explanation for number 7.

That aside, very nice work.

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nomuru2d [2008-11-03 20:08:20 +0000 UTC]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

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GundamNate [2008-11-03 20:06:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL would love to see a How to play World of Warcraft LOL

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pookaangharad In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 20:02:54 +0000 UTC]

I love the ever present crater in your butt. XD And the fact you used a tank to run down a tree. LOL

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tomtomat In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 19:57:48 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice one. ^^

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Evil-Stan In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 19:41:00 +0000 UTC]

You're pretty close to Yahtzee greatness here.

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KorgFal [2008-11-03 19:35:57 +0000 UTC]

I have only played about 10 minutes of Fallout 3 and I love it so far...

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tomtomat In reply to KorgFal [2008-11-03 19:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Uhm... Ya know this is about Mercenaries 2, right?

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KorgFal In reply to tomtomat [2008-11-04 18:52:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...somebody above posted something about Fallout3 Heh

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tomtomat In reply to KorgFal [2008-11-04 20:07:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh, okay. Didn't see that.

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anonymous-bot [2008-11-03 19:18:18 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of Quake. The enemies are tough then to kill the ending boss you just have to telefrag it.

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BazookoidBen In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 19:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Finaly that bloody poplar tree can be taken down. Sometimes games like that are almost worth the pricetag.

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billybob884 In reply to ??? [2008-11-03 19:08:21 +0000 UTC]

you know, i really wasnt expecting anything more than i got outta this game, i only played the original to be able to blow things up, i dont think i really followed the storyline much at all

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JREdwards [2008-11-03 19:05:30 +0000 UTC]

The ending of the game seems lack luster, the Iron Man game was the same way.

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OblivionDreamer [2008-11-03 19:03:57 +0000 UTC]

I miss the deck of 52... Thats my main problem, Other wise the game is fun, And I herd that there's an up coming mod that'll let you play as either Sarah Palin or Barrack Obama

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Desertpunk312 [2008-11-03 19:02:58 +0000 UTC]

yeah thats an awesome game
full destruction

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KaruilKnight [2008-11-03 19:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Monty Python ref FTW

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KidKaz [2008-11-03 18:58:59 +0000 UTC]

The PS2 version reeeally sucks though. No nukes.

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SHARK-008 [2008-11-03 18:52:25 +0000 UTC]

"Press B to win the game"


Ahahahah

I like this one.

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arcadegriffinred [2008-11-03 18:51:03 +0000 UTC]

kinda like Fable 2 with the ending. You just shoot the guy once and win.

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