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Description Had to make one of these for Portal
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misternicely In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:08:26 +0000 UTC]

i love cake and my girl friend can't stop crying about the weighted companion cube.

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Naeddyr In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Kidney here.

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Ishbane In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:58:18 +0000 UTC]

"I don't hate you"
"I do"
Hehe. Glados.

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JoeRandel In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:57:00 +0000 UTC]

This one was good, but the Assassin's Creed was funnier ^_^

Nice work ^_^

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neonengine In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:46:17 +0000 UTC]

These are so funny!!!
That show I felt about Gears of War. Which I think is better than Halo 3.

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vmetalbr In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:45:19 +0000 UTC]

waiting for portal 2,3,4, tournament, unlimited, and whatever others may come

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raevynwulf In reply to vmetalbr [2007-11-21 17:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Portal 3 Arena.

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Taigan In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:44:24 +0000 UTC]

You're giving Penny Arcade a run for its money.

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SpazChicken In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:42:39 +0000 UTC]

agree completely

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Ifrit9 [2007-11-21 14:41:45 +0000 UTC]

XD
So ture part 6
The fastest I finished it was about 30 mins =3

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SeruOmen In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:37:11 +0000 UTC]

XD. I can't wait to play this game.

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RoundCircleRound In reply to SeruOmen [2007-11-21 19:25:18 +0000 UTC]

I swear to God, the fucking SECOND I get Darwine to work.

Thing can't find X11.app, computer sez it has it, can't fucking FIND it, geek friends no help. SOS.

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The-Flying-Fairy In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-11-30 16:14:19 +0000 UTC]

I think X11 is on the install disk. Like the one you use to install the OS.

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RoundCircleRound In reply to The-Flying-Fairy [2007-12-01 00:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Ok, yeah I feel stupid now. I'll check thanks, but my computer sez it doesn't need it whenever I try and update or install it from the Apple site.

Figured someone'd be able to help. Thanks.

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The-Flying-Fairy In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-12-01 04:23:59 +0000 UTC]

well I saw it on some FAQ thing cuz I've been trying to get this program to work and it's all 'You need to install X11' >>

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RoundCircleRound In reply to The-Flying-Fairy [2007-12-01 07:12:37 +0000 UTC]

aww feck... you ever get those days where you mean to do something, and then get entirely distracted by mindless gaming? Well I deserved one of those days so I gave it to me. Now I'll probably stay up late looking for the damned CD when I should be keeping the promise I've made myself the last four nights.
Still. Thanks for the reminder.

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The-Flying-Fairy In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-12-02 01:31:27 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem. Hopefully you find it and everything works like it should

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RoundCircleRound In reply to The-Flying-Fairy [2007-12-02 17:52:37 +0000 UTC]

It did. Now I've moved off that problem and onto the one where the program its self glitches. Progress is not without a sense of humor.

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The-Flying-Fairy In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-12-03 04:49:19 +0000 UTC]

lol sorry you're having a hard time with it hopefully it'll cooperate soon

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SeruOmen In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-11-21 20:34:27 +0000 UTC]

....Huh?

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RoundCircleRound In reply to SeruOmen [2007-11-23 05:09:12 +0000 UTC]

Imo underdeveloped proto-geek. Don worry bout the gab.
Darwine lets Macs run PC.

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SeruOmen In reply to RoundCircleRound [2007-11-23 05:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh, okay^^

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Krazy-Kupo In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, this could become a regular feature... it would be like having a yahtzee on devi art...

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EvaMonkey In reply to Krazy-Kupo [2007-11-21 19:25:40 +0000 UTC]

That would be beyond awesome.

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ecchidonzablue In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:35:48 +0000 UTC]

Stick to your furries dude, dont dis games

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thegoatking In reply to ecchidonzablue [2007-11-21 16:14:10 +0000 UTC]

yeah! don't dis games!

/sarcasm off

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ecchidonzablue In reply to thegoatking [2007-11-21 19:51:49 +0000 UTC]

the one on Assassins Creed was insulting

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Sixcolors In reply to ecchidonzablue [2007-11-23 04:14:31 +0000 UTC]

It's called an opinion. Learn to deal.

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theannoyinggoit In reply to Sixcolors [2008-02-01 00:12:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, besides he was absolutely right about the game - so what's your point?

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Rerhero In reply to ecchidonzablue [2007-11-21 20:34:40 +0000 UTC]

I thought that was quite funny

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RoundCircleRound In reply to thegoatking [2007-11-21 19:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Dude, he's not. Just poking a bit of fun. Relax and laugh at yourself a bit.

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Renouncer In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:33:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing the things on the legs are to absorv your falls from high ledges, although this might not actually be news to anyone.

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m2pt5 In reply to Renouncer [2007-11-21 16:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the programmers added those so people would stop asking why Chell never took any damage from long falls. It's mentioned in the Commentary mode.

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AdventureBiscuit In reply to m2pt5 [2008-06-18 10:11:56 +0000 UTC]

darn heelsprings. Always looking silly!

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CreativeImages In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:29:29 +0000 UTC]

Step number three is the best!! How fun! WHEE!

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Anubislivess In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:29:18 +0000 UTC]

I loved that game ever so much. Best 3 hours of my life.

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Lionheartcartoon In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:29:14 +0000 UTC]

love every moment of it ^^

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bronzetitan In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:27:44 +0000 UTC]

I guess I need to do step 8 now. it the only one I have not done yet.

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Cpt-Night In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:27:10 +0000 UTC]

fantastic just like the game *runs to play game*

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Azhaze [2007-11-21 14:23:01 +0000 UTC]

these are hilarious

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Muady In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 14:21:54 +0000 UTC]

i sent my liver...

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CamelGuy In reply to Muady [2009-08-20 06:21:13 +0000 UTC]

I sent my penis.
They re-sent it cause they though I forgot to put something in the box.

*sob*

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KitCatKat13 In reply to CamelGuy [2011-10-24 20:02:24 +0000 UTC]

This comment.

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YaoiBandicoot In reply to CamelGuy [2010-09-14 21:50:41 +0000 UTC]

you win

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VampyricAwakening In reply to CamelGuy [2009-12-05 05:36:13 +0000 UTC]

It's a dick in a box O.o

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Blazincold In reply to CamelGuy [2009-09-13 14:12:01 +0000 UTC]

I sent my broken keyboard... Least my mouse still works.

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okami129 In reply to Blazincold [2011-12-04 14:51:08 +0000 UTC]

That's what I sent too. They gave me a new one so I can continue playing portal and break the keyboard.

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wyrmlover In reply to CamelGuy [2009-09-05 15:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Greatest quote ever. XD

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screwinon In reply to Muady [2008-12-18 21:16:02 +0000 UTC]

I sent my soul. It was quite easy actually.

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Jaffar255 In reply to Muady [2008-06-22 17:01:55 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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