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Description Had to make one of these for Portal
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BaikoBits In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 19:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I loved Portal, too! I agree that it was too friggen short. I wanted more puzzles and the computer's sort of dark humor. "Please assume the cake party escort position."

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demonangel In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 19:00:01 +0000 UTC]

What's all that about the cake is a lie? i don't get it, can anyone please explain it to me?

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precinctomega In reply to demonangel [2007-11-22 17:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Look up Portal on wikipedia. All shall become clear.

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DrgnMec01 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:47:46 +0000 UTC]

HA! Ok again I haven't played it myself but I saw the final boss battle and was confused at what the hell was going on at first, than I started seeing the pattern of what was going on. Though I never got to see his legs.
Funny!

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Solus1185 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:44:18 +0000 UTC]

*cracks up* It's so true

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faerywitch In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:29:31 +0000 UTC]

what is that cube you keep drawing?

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LazyShi In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:26:04 +0000 UTC]

I've sent half of my brain to valve... i dont use it anyway

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anotalenthack In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:21:39 +0000 UTC]

I believe the creators said something about how, in beta testing people kept asking how could survive all the high speed falls and impacts you faced in the game. So they put those things on her legs at the last minute and claimed they were shock absorbers.

This game was incredible.
Truly innovative.

Just remember;
The cake is a lie...

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Madmoonie In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 18:18:19 +0000 UTC]

I am hearing alot of similar comments for Portal.

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LadyMyrina [2007-11-21 18:03:10 +0000 UTC]

Love these little game strips already. They speak the truth O___O!!!

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James-Bong In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:56:39 +0000 UTC]

I've got to get this game!

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SourceSizeShenanigan In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:54:59 +0000 UTC]

must.........get.............orange box....

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MrKTE In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:54:19 +0000 UTC]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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Rockman-Neka In reply to MrKTE [2008-03-14 17:10:01 +0000 UTC]

for that LAST TIME:

The cake isn't a lie...YOU ARE.

lol, do you know how long i've always wanted to say that one?

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Argent-Twilight In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:43:48 +0000 UTC]

I sent my left testicle.

They sent it back.

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tAiTh In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:23:21 +0000 UTC]

art with Chloe would be interesting
this would be great game if it would be 2x longer

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Helltroll In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 17:10:51 +0000 UTC]

we all love our companion dude...and the cake is delicious

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jcastick In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:56:42 +0000 UTC]

These are definitely comics you'll have to do for future games. Made me laugh muchly!

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DaXzOr In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:53:27 +0000 UTC]

lol, make a how to play halo
And...3 hours? lol, i finished it in 2, thought it was quite easy.

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Amana07 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:50:32 +0000 UTC]

You'll have to do one for the advanced missions like one where your little dude is raming his head against the wall. There's still one advanced mission I can't get passed.

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rufftoon In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:40:43 +0000 UTC]

Haha, another excellent game review- your humour shines through once again

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MichaelCrichlow In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:36:19 +0000 UTC]

Portal is a great game. "The wighted companion cube will assist you... "

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SonicFanGuy In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:35:07 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice.

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TheLastRudie In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:31:58 +0000 UTC]

truth.

to the max.

i miss my beautiful wcc ;o;

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NormalDeviant In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Ever played the flash version?

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jollyjack In reply to NormalDeviant [2007-11-21 16:45:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. Wasn't as fun.
And I kept clicking on the advertising links by mistake......

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NormalDeviant In reply to jollyjack [2007-11-21 17:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, not as fun. But hey, it's pretty good for a free game. I wish more games had the same kind of atmosphere that portal has.

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goronhead In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:22:38 +0000 UTC]

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grogfella In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:21:48 +0000 UTC]

You could really replace the #7 bit with playing the bonus maps...or listening to the developers' commentary XD

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vest In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:21:08 +0000 UTC]

I like these new comic installments of your's, as it really shows that aside from a firm drawing talent, you also have a distinct sense of humor.

I suppose that you needed something more optimistic after fearing a shit tsunami of hate mail for daring speaking the honest truth of Assassin's Creed?

By the way. I, too, found love. If you play with the commentary on, I think it's so funny what stemmed the companion cube, and I bet the cats over at Valve and EA are scratching their heads in perplexed bamboozlement at how an exaggerated game design feature grew to be an easily recognizable cult icon.

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Illmad In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:17:35 +0000 UTC]

There IS more : [link]

Awesome comic!

Just gotta say this. In just a few days after I found you, you've risen to be one of my all time favorite comic artists.
At least for the time being, but I doubt it'll change any time soon.

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Jack020 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 16:13:53 +0000 UTC]

lol only 3 hours gameplay seriously ?

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vest In reply to Jack020 [2007-11-21 16:18:13 +0000 UTC]

If even. I got through it in an hour and a half.

It plays a lot more like a free downloadable, but seriously, the gameplay is so awesome it makes purchasing the Orange Box worth it. I would have bought this game for 50 bucks if it was a stand alone product...even AFTER already owning the Orange Box.

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Ion671 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:36:54 +0000 UTC]

This comic is awsome, I love panel 5.

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CurseReaper In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:31:55 +0000 UTC]

It's a lie. THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

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Rockman-Neka In reply to CurseReaper [2008-03-14 17:08:35 +0000 UTC]

the cake isn't a lie...YOU ARE. XD

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sunabora In reply to CurseReaper [2007-11-21 16:13:53 +0000 UTC]

No, it exists

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goronhead In reply to sunabora [2007-11-21 16:23:08 +0000 UTC]

LIAH!

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sunabora In reply to goronhead [2007-11-21 17:30:35 +0000 UTC]

There's the cake at the end

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Omnywrench [2007-11-21 15:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Can you get the game seperate from the Orange Box?

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m2pt5 In reply to Omnywrench [2007-11-21 16:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Indeed you can, it's $20 by itself. You can only purchase it alone through Steam, though.

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jollyjack In reply to Omnywrench [2007-11-21 15:25:21 +0000 UTC]

If you’ve a PC and a Steam account, I think you can buy and download it on its own.

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aksumka In reply to jollyjack [2007-11-21 16:43:06 +0000 UTC]

But why would any sane person was to break up the best games in history!?

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Tri-M3000 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:15:45 +0000 UTC]

ah but have you completed all the challenge maps?

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WidowsWalk In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:11:50 +0000 UTC]

The "Whee" part reminds of those corners on the "Clue" board where suddenly your over in another room. Yeah I'm really old school. lol...
Secret passages.
Well at least that's more innocent than what I used to do when I played Warriors. Like purposely have a whole bunch of cops come to the area and see if I could take them all.

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Tanukitsune1 In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:11:38 +0000 UTC]

Everybody loves the companion cube! X3

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rkbentley In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Great strip. And, yes you could give PA a run for their money if you decide to do a strip like this.

How bout Mass Effect?

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jollyjack In reply to rkbentley [2007-11-21 15:20:36 +0000 UTC]

I don’t play enough games to compete with PA (or the 101 other game-related webcomics out there).
Mass Effect is on my β€˜to play’ list, though…..if I like (or hate) it, I’ll draw a β€˜How to play Mass Effect’

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deviant-agent-3456 In reply to jollyjack [2008-07-05 01:19:37 +0000 UTC]

You should try Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. I love that game, and would love to see it compressed down to 8 steps.

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IronmanJames In reply to ??? [2007-11-21 15:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Officially my favorite game reviewer now... Just pipped the 'Angry Videogame Nerd' to the post (Google him)

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