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Had to make one of these for Portal
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Love Portal. What are those things on her legs any way? 0-o
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Leg springs. To reduce damage from large falls, to reduce energy used, etc.
Think of it like pogosticks for your feet!
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Haha, sweet. I'd love to have a pair of those. Thanks for telling me. ^-^
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I know, I'd love a pair too. And no probs! ^_^
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howd u even figure that out? lol
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Because I spend way too much time playing games.
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There are few things more entertaining than using portals to drop furniture on battle droids.
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You forgot to mention the cake!! The cake is the most important part (because it is a lie).
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but the cake is not a lie, it is there, you simply cannot reach it.
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Out of reach is one thing, but out of sight is A LIE!
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I love your 'how to play' guides! They're fantastic, usually correct and always funny 
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But you forgot one thing! One major major thing!!
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the end-boss? That was awesome. Or maybe the curoious part of her.
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No. That cake is better than pie.
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lol, that is definitely awesome. There is a cheat where you are actually in the room with the cake.
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I actually made my way to the room ONCE. After that I just kept srewing up. Basicaly, watch the ending when the camera goes to the roomand remember all the turns. It leads you straight there, minus the stuff you have to do.
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lol, okay then. Prbly wont try it.
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I really want this game, should I go PC or PS3?
Portal 2 is not a lie!
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the cake is a lie to !!!!!thay promise u a cake then at the end of the game there's no cake
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Why yes, there's actually cake. Have you finished the game? D: Though they truly try to make you not eat the cake... Inferno style... :3
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I tried not to (fully) give away the end (wich in fact isn't the end o: --- call it Twist if you prefer) D:
And yes...Inferno style. It gets really, really hot... (;
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the cake was not a lie!!!!
i had no social life for the next month or so after i got this game i loved it so much!!
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ijust bought it and soon finished whit it, AND I LOVE IT!!!!
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I think I commented on this once before, but I'm going to do so again. These are all so true.
THIS IS BRILLIANCE INCARNATE.
Portal, WOOHOO!
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i play this game over and over and over again because of GLaDOS. What a bitch
But this is hilarious
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When I got Portal for the first time, I finished it not once, but twice in one night, I loved it that much.
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AH-HAHAHA! That was great stuff, man. XDD I'm on a Portal kick now.
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I'm still trying to achieve #2 there. When I fling myself I have to think "Where the heck am I know?"
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Darn I meant "now" instead of "know".
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yeah thats what happens! Still dont know what the eff is on my legs.
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Valve put in the things on your legs because people were wondering why Chell's legs didn't break when she fell and hit the ground.
They're basically just shock absorbers.
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I know what they're for, i was just making a comment that was agreeing with the statements made in the comic.
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I Sent A sticky Note inside.
On it,it said simply.
"My Soul,To you"
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The companion cube will live on, in the hearts and souls of us all.
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Lol!!! "Find Love"
Cube-tan!!!!!!!!! 8DDDD
I loved watching my friend play portal!! It was effing hysterical!!! Ah the cake...xD
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