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Description Had to make one of these for Portal
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BlackEagleA06 In reply to ??? [2009-06-15 01:05:00 +0000 UTC]

all i wanted was the cake....its not a lie at all...just the notion of getting it is.

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Eman230 In reply to ??? [2009-06-06 20:38:40 +0000 UTC]

I shall play Portal for as long as I am Still Alive... Good work as always.

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MuteSerenity In reply to ??? [2009-06-05 18:54:31 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant. IT'S SO TRUE. I love it.

Panel 2 definitely makes me think of my experience. I spent the first of the levels in which I had to shoot and fall through multiple portals going "OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! AAAH! AAH!" It's so disorienting until you get used to it.

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FullMetalCrazy In reply to ??? [2009-05-27 17:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Lol this is so true. I love that game so much. Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System ftw! I miss Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube, we had great conversations. And it gave me advice.

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Sir-Tristan In reply to FullMetalCrazy [2009-05-31 18:46:42 +0000 UTC]


Plus, it never threatened to stab you!

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Blackwaterflame In reply to ??? [2009-05-23 02:47:55 +0000 UTC]

What does the companion cube do?

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jollyjack In reply to Blackwaterflame [2009-05-23 06:44:49 +0000 UTC]

It brings love and happiness.....and then gets burnt in a fire.

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Blackwaterflame In reply to jollyjack [2009-05-23 17:06:30 +0000 UTC]

how?

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NachtKaetzchen In reply to ??? [2009-04-30 17:30:27 +0000 UTC]

How true x3
It's really sad that the game is finished that soon

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jell0boy [2009-04-07 10:43:53 +0000 UTC]

lulz, i need cake now, unless its a lie.....

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Purple-panda-poo In reply to ??? [2009-04-06 01:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Companion cube.. makes me bleed out the ears... so much love..

I fucking love you.
MARRY ME? :C

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Zeba-chan In reply to ??? [2009-03-24 17:35:35 +0000 UTC]

COMPANION CUBE FTW!!!!

I named mine fluffers

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EmotionalHobocore In reply to ??? [2009-03-20 23:40:48 +0000 UTC]

#5 and 6. Story of my life.

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c0lB0h In reply to ??? [2009-03-18 21:49:03 +0000 UTC]

"Heartbreaker" is the award you get when you finish the game, isn't it?
I felt the to express my appreciation for Valve in another way.
I sent them a virgin sacrifice.

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Luari-Rabbit In reply to ??? [2009-03-17 22:16:18 +0000 UTC]

i know how you feel...i wish that they would make a full game for portal

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VoreFriend In reply to ??? [2009-03-12 00:09:46 +0000 UTC]

downloading...

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mchemfan In reply to ??? [2009-03-10 21:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Aha XD That was wicked. I can send my soul to you, yes?

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Rafey-Chan In reply to ??? [2009-03-10 16:46:07 +0000 UTC]

portal is awsome XD glados is so sadistic
"remeber when we pretented to murder you and you were like "no wayyy!" an di was like "good bye" great times"

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Rudedude55 In reply to ??? [2009-02-22 03:58:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm still just dicking around with the game

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Kar-zid In reply to ??? [2009-02-21 02:07:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, excellent work, it made me laugh, especially the last square. Lmao! ^_^

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lonegunga1 [2009-01-25 04:29:46 +0000 UTC]

This is a triumph. I'm making a note here. "Huge success."

*giggles incessantly*

Have you tried the Xbox Live Portal: Still Alive re-vamp? 14 new levels, but are they worth it?

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Meaningless-name [2009-01-23 00:46:49 +0000 UTC]

yep that's how you play it^^

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OrianeetMoi In reply to ??? [2009-01-14 21:44:04 +0000 UTC]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! But your comic is the truth!

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SpencerMel In reply to ??? [2009-01-10 18:16:59 +0000 UTC]

i think ill send myself get the cake and come back... lol awesome comic

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MoHarri In reply to ??? [2009-01-05 23:45:35 +0000 UTC]

Umm. I think you forgot to mention that the cake is a lie... that's deffanently the best part of the game because it's all a lie okay.

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animefreak120 [2009-01-04 03:06:48 +0000 UTC]

The humor is the best. xD

...It took me an hour to get through one of the very early test chambers. Like test chamber 2 or 3 just 'cuz I would send random things through the Portals.

Needless to say anything can become a distraction in that game. xD

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darkcat2004 [2008-12-31 00:50:12 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if I've said this already, but I'm saying it again anyway

BEST COMIC EVER! >< ...laughed so hard! just the first square says it all! lol

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Graeci-loo [2008-12-19 04:34:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh goodness.
You're brilliant Jack!

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shinnrulez [2008-12-05 18:43:25 +0000 UTC]

make one of half life

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SalsolaStock [2008-12-03 19:37:57 +0000 UTC]

We are happy to be featuring this deviation in our journal. [link]

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Hunter-Wolf In reply to ??? [2008-12-02 17:47:15 +0000 UTC]

lols, So very true, maybe except the last one XD

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QuintreII [2008-11-30 08:11:24 +0000 UTC]

this is love.
Is it sad that's the first thing I pointed out too?
"The Fuck are those things on my legs?" XD

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DemonKitsuneOfNight [2008-11-26 01:40:42 +0000 UTC]

So true!^.^

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loopa In reply to ??? [2008-11-05 20:53:00 +0000 UTC]

i'm just now checking out portal. i still havent played it, but i had to find out why folks kept saying the cake was a lie. i know NOW. they don't lie..thank you jollyjack, youtube and wikipedia for informing me. and i'm still alive...dark humor indeed...

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LordRichard0380 In reply to ??? [2008-10-31 23:15:47 +0000 UTC]

Probably stated before but those things on her legs are shock absorbers to prevent Chell's knees from snapping inward if she jumps to far.

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rufus-rag-and-bone In reply to ??? [2008-10-30 22:11:53 +0000 UTC]

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Kalidra In reply to ??? [2008-10-29 05:36:02 +0000 UTC]

....XD

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draconianknight In reply to ??? [2008-10-23 17:39:50 +0000 UTC]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

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J-42 [2008-10-17 02:10:38 +0000 UTC]

BEST. ANYTHING. EVER.

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thecursor [2008-10-15 18:39:43 +0000 UTC]

"There's going to be a lot more killing."

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ThatDarnFoxCreations In reply to ??? [2008-10-11 08:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Greatest Game Ever!

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Spring-Heeld-Jim In reply to ??? [2008-10-05 05:14:38 +0000 UTC]

excuse me whilst i go dig a grave before i die laughing

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Rythmear [2008-10-01 23:41:25 +0000 UTC]

I sent my soul.

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J-42 [2008-10-01 21:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Portal is the best game ever made by anything at any point in time EVER.

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Ashmoo In reply to ??? [2008-09-15 01:54:41 +0000 UTC]

This was brilliant, great job, XDD.

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Internet-Ninja In reply to ??? [2008-09-13 00:03:33 +0000 UTC]

Very clever!

I sent my soul. And they sent it back. QQ

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dorchestrachick In reply to ??? [2008-09-10 01:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahahha I like the sending of the Head Chunk.

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The-Cakeman In reply to ??? [2008-09-03 00:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Have you ever heard of Ben Croshaw's "Zero Punctuation"?
[link] [link]
It sort of reminds me of your "How to Play" series.
_TCM

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JacksonPhotography In reply to ??? [2008-08-30 00:04:16 +0000 UTC]

You've been featured!

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Catofnight In reply to ??? [2008-08-17 12:35:16 +0000 UTC]

step 3, the last part.. I'm a genious at that 8D *plays Tag with herself for hours*

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