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Published: 2010-06-14 21:59:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 161857; Favourites: 4612; Downloads: 3403
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Description I have an opinion!
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Midgarwolf In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 10:51:05 +0000 UTC]

The internet is made of Cats... 100% fact

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WBLtheELITE In reply to Midgarwolf [2010-06-15 11:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

If the internet was made of cats, that means every time you masturbate, you kill a little piece of the internet.

But the internet is essentially a giant holding cell for all the different kind of porn imaginable.

Your logic is flawed, sir.

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Midgarwolf In reply to WBLtheELITE [2010-06-15 11:06:01 +0000 UTC]

All evil contains the seeds of its own destruction... hence, if each ime you masturbate a piece of the internet is destroyed, it is just a maytter of time until we're back to 56k, then logic and morality shall rule again

...or Microsoft have built massive kitten breeding farms to compensate for the 'wank effect'

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WBLtheELITE In reply to Midgarwolf [2010-06-15 11:12:03 +0000 UTC]

It's like "The Matrix". But with more jacking off.

Well, slightly more jacking off. Trinity is pretty hot.

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Midgarwolf In reply to WBLtheELITE [2010-06-15 11:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Check your bible 'cos that's where it's written

"If yee loveth Jesus you must kill a kitten"

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WBLtheELITE In reply to Midgarwolf [2010-06-15 11:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Make him snort cocaine...

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Midgarwolf In reply to WBLtheELITE [2010-06-15 15:13:19 +0000 UTC]

Throw him at a train

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WBLtheELITE In reply to Midgarwolf [2010-06-16 13:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Shove some TNT...

Up his cat bootie...

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bluerabbit63 [2010-06-15 10:44:07 +0000 UTC]

So true !!

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MagunMadness [2010-06-15 10:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Whoop!
I understand completely!
This is fantastic!

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Apo-el [2010-06-15 10:37:00 +0000 UTC]

BIG BADDA BOOM!

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cleamma In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 10:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Cute ^^

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Exergys In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 09:44:57 +0000 UTC]

don't we all

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Harkan-no1 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 09:39:27 +0000 UTC]

1...2....3... FIIRIEEEEEE. HEY HEY HEYY

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virgil-san In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 09:36:54 +0000 UTC]

INCENDIARY OPINION

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Navaak [2010-06-15 09:30:39 +0000 UTC]

I can't decide whether the idea is smarter or the painting more beautiful; in any case, this is amazing! I congratulate you

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Remember1702 [2010-06-15 09:30:17 +0000 UTC]

The internet, it's like a TF2 server full of Pyros...

Don't you hate the day when you log in as the Spy?

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wulfnstein [2010-06-15 09:22:07 +0000 UTC]

Now this is so darn awesome

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Narcotic-Nightmares [2010-06-15 09:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, fucking hilarious.

Keep poking the trolls, they can't take it much more!

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Aralepus [2010-06-15 09:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Burn baby burn! light all the threads on fire!

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Dragnmastralex [2010-06-15 09:09:32 +0000 UTC]

where is the forum troll that turns the wheel to start the gas flow?

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burkeonthesly [2010-06-15 09:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Sparks of justice!

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Kealanah-Sterling In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Let the flaming commence?

By the way, that hamster looks far too eager and, no where maniacal enough.

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MarikBentusi In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:41:30 +0000 UTC]

My opinion is better than yours!

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MarvelousManga In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:29:01 +0000 UTC]

OHNO!! OPINIONS ARE AGAINST INTERNET LAW!! ONLY ANONYMOUS CAN HAVE AN OPINION!! D8>

Get 'em, Jack.

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NoOneNoWhereNothing In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:21:45 +0000 UTC]

* nod *
so true

what next ??
* popcorn * + * wearing sunglasses *

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KayrMyth In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:20:32 +0000 UTC]

It's right to have an opinion ( and the chaos know mine are disturbing a heck of a lot of people ), but is it worth screaming it when it can set the world ( and your furry hamster ass ) on fayre?

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OracleX7 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Well don't hold it in, share that opinion... As loudly and as often as possible

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Engelmacher In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:03:02 +0000 UTC]

Some men just wanna see the world burn...

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MasterCam-137 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 08:01:14 +0000 UTC]

kaaaaBEEWWWWMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

Flame war beginneth.

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moonshadow7 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:57:53 +0000 UTC]

This can end in two ways. Either really awesome or really bad.

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Ethyrial-ink In reply to moonshadow7 [2010-06-15 07:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Either way-hamster on fire.

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LostKeyProductions In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:47:55 +0000 UTC]

oh,this should be fun to watch (gets popcorn)

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Gaia-o-spades In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:45:12 +0000 UTC]

INFORM THE LYNCH MOBS!
Destroy Him!
And, after a quick once over of the other comments...I dislike the internet a little more now. The whole "DA getting together and paying for a guy's surgery thing" was still awesome, but I have a feeling this is a different crowd.

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AtholTheDestroyer In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:43:11 +0000 UTC]

If the lighter dosent work, Ive got a box on matches you can use.

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jLundhArt [2010-06-15 07:41:02 +0000 UTC]

Do it. DO IT!
But make sure you have stashed away all the porn somewhere safe.

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Tyrant9 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:39:40 +0000 UTC]

the internet is tubes

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solidness In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:39:38 +0000 UTC]

"You're a firestarta, twisted firestarta!"
~Firestarta - Prodigy.

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karelwolf In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:34:37 +0000 UTC]

I'm starting to love this hamster

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strong-1 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:30:22 +0000 UTC]

I get the Internet and the opinion but why are you a hamster?

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Edge-sama [2010-06-15 07:16:58 +0000 UTC]

oh you cheeky bastard
Give 'em hell, Jack!

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Roronoa-Forte In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:11:56 +0000 UTC]

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serialkid In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:09:29 +0000 UTC]

hahaha!!! I totally identify with you!
The ideas that make the world work are those that make the people uncomfy!!!!

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xByDefault In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 07:05:33 +0000 UTC]

So true

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Twain28 [2010-06-15 07:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol....simply true....

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madhins [2010-06-15 07:00:33 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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waran4 [2010-06-15 06:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Feel the whiff, my man!

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hawktakesflight [2010-06-15 06:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Excellent (if unfortunate) commentary. This should be a DD.

hawk

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TheSilverTopHat [2010-06-15 06:50:54 +0000 UTC]

How dare you have an opinion?! It is different than my opinion! I'm going to alternate between speaking like I am a five-year old and speaking like you are a five-year old until your opinion is changed. THIS WILL MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

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auste375 In reply to ??? [2010-06-15 06:46:39 +0000 UTC]

you have an opinion, and i like it.

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