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A critic will look at a piece of work they donβt like and pass comment, then pose a potential solution.A whiner will look at a piece of work they donβt like, then burst into tears, shrieking about how the artist has specifically set out to offend them, and never actually says anything constructive. Like this;
"Personally, I find your work to show an extreme lack of originality and taste.
It makes me extremely upset to see you getting so much attention with your soft-core furry smut but that's what your watchers want, so whatever!
Your drawings remind me of women on steroids, unattractive and unnatural.
You're a comic artist who really can't grasp any good concepts to get attention so instead draws furries with their boobs popping out. HOW ORIGINAL! : D
Oh, and lol, how almost every one of your 'stories' involves girls (of numerous animal types, but, you know, no connection to bestiality ) grow huge boobs for no reason.
I wish you would please, as the one and only favor I will ever as you to do for me, please please just quit drawing.
Thank you."
I will, of course, set all of my drawing equipment on fire, quit my job as an illustrator, shred all of my paper and head off to live in a yurt with no internet access IMMEDIATELY!
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Comments: 1136
mrcheaterson In reply to ??? [2009-02-24 06:07:03 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry, there are plenty of us freaks who adore your style.
... time to go stare at some furry muscled boobs and drool for a while.
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KwartzKitten In reply to ??? [2009-02-22 02:17:45 +0000 UTC]
Ugh. Anyone who would actually ask that isn't worth listening to. You're better than me. I would have deleted it and FLAMED THEEEEEEM! for being an idiot on the internet.
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Shardshifter [2009-02-21 00:21:04 +0000 UTC]
I dont get it, why would people take their time writing personal complaints on an artist they dont like. I mean why is he/she looking at all?
You keep dreaming of boobies (and keep illustrade em for us ).
kkthxbie~~
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Redheadskater [2009-01-24 12:03:15 +0000 UTC]
you must not give in to these (so called ) critics, or you will suffer the conciquences!!!!
for example i will hunt you down and throw cake at you every day that you do not draw!!!(quite delicious cake i might add) and.................you will have to put up with my singing 3 hours a day!!!!!
and we dont want that now do we!!!!
^^
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Daeouse In reply to ??? [2009-01-14 02:12:06 +0000 UTC]
Tell that sod-off wanker! Who cares what a piss-poor excuse of a critic thinks! We all have something to bring to the art world. He needs to stop bringing it, and leave it home. Keep on rocking, Jollyjack!
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pixeleiderdown In reply to ??? [2008-12-18 05:11:17 +0000 UTC]
I tend to post rather a lot of art and photos of er... well-endowed lasses. They're all pretty alt, but they do indeed fit a stereotype that pisses plenty of people off.
Thing is, I'm a girl. And I look like Chloe (36G, tiny waist, blonde hair). Women who want to rant at me about my art or the images I post soon back off when they realize they're actually also bitching about *me* as I naturally exist. I'm a walking stereotype, thanks to my genes for the most part. It's so easy to tell them to sod off.
Being a chap, it makes you such a target hon! I love your material. Ignore the whingey bitchy doom and gloom brigade. Boring bastards.
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polecat83 In reply to ??? [2008-11-28 05:49:56 +0000 UTC]
love this comic - unfortunately it doesn't seem there is any end in sight for the utter madness that is clicking on a picture that offends you then leaving nasty and unconstructive comments. I mean really, if you don't like it, move on. Don't build up useless anger and frustration over someone else's art, go find a nice g rated kiddy site (though da seems to be on the way to becoming said site - NOT COOL!)
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janusmemory In reply to ??? [2008-11-04 15:49:25 +0000 UTC]
Ha! I don't believe some people can waste time with this kind of speech...
Like some jewish gauy said on Snatch: "This is a free country, isn't it?"
So, you can draw any boobies you want!
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outinarizona In reply to ??? [2008-10-15 10:12:26 +0000 UTC]
-laugh-
Boooobieeees...
You crack me up, sir, you really do. I can't imagine a better response than that.
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MaximillianVeers In reply to ??? [2008-10-09 05:45:16 +0000 UTC]
F**k people and their somethings... I can't remember right now. I might have said manners, but people like this, who b*tch about someone's work just b/c they don't like it, don't have any... They're almost as bad as people who call you a gay pedophile b/c you like furries.
I have no problem with people who don't like the things I do, but when they tell me that I'm wrong, or gay, or going to hell, just b/c my interests and ideals don't match theirs... That is WAAAAAAAAAAY over the line.
Stick it to 'em jolly, and keep the awesome drawings coming.
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godery [2008-10-03 08:55:57 +0000 UTC]
this is only the second time i ever commented on your art, i enjoy everything you draw but usually i keep my opinoin to myself, but this i felt i needed to comment on, jolly, you are an excellent artist dude, i was away from this site for like 3 months and the very first thing i did when i came back was check your profile for new works, your stuff kicks ass in every way, people who make negative little whiny comments like that are just idiotic little punks, who need to be strung up by the neck till their legs stop kicking. lol and what the bloody hell is wrong with furrys with big boobs? that little whiner is just one of those closet perves, wanks to it in private then trash talks it in public to rid himself of guilt. and your comics pown dude, their simplicity combined with such hilarious commentation makes them brillliant in every way. keep it coming jolly, you rule.
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you can't spell slaughter without laughter
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Girunit1138 [2008-09-25 12:26:05 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but that criticism is right. U may not like what he said, but that doesnt change the fact that he's right. U have potential beyond what ur doing now. Try some figure drawing, way too much figure drawing, then experiment with diff media and subject matter. For Gods sake, mature as an artist dammit!
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jollyjack In reply to Girunit1138 [2008-09-25 13:12:44 +0000 UTC]
How is telling me that I should quit drawing "criticism"?
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raeth In reply to ??? [2008-08-14 08:54:32 +0000 UTC]
It's a sensible thing to follow the adage "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all", or in this case: if you don't like it, GTFO and stop looking.
This is fine 99% of the time.
However, there are extreme cases in which the piece in question obliterates your artistic sensibilities to such an extent that you have to say something about it lest you explode.
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S1v1 In reply to ??? [2008-08-12 19:25:18 +0000 UTC]
when you are a artist (how big or small your name is) there will always be whiners in your (maybe) HUGE ammount of watchers, those people just don't get it, and will probably (after they're done whining) try to make als a bitt of art trying to be better then you .... they're just not worth the trouble (but good for inspiration for funny commics
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SleepDepJoel [2008-08-11 07:28:23 +0000 UTC]
This comment has made me aware of the word "yurt." Thank you.
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devilkitten1 [2008-08-04 19:47:04 +0000 UTC]
Dude, you're the first guy I've ever told this to, but after this post i think i actually love you. BRAVO!! XD
Now I want to find a way to post this on a bulletin board on campus.
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theunseen1 [2008-07-31 00:26:20 +0000 UTC]
rofl. i love whiners they provide me with such joyous laughter at how rediculous their claims are. as for me i think your art is great although im not talented myself i like the clean look of the things you do. as for the breast content i say fair enough art is for expressing yourself in whatever way the suits your fancy eh? (little better than a whiner if i say so mysefl)
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hanahakisack [2008-07-29 16:19:41 +0000 UTC]
Um... would it be too much to ask those kinds of people to just not look at your art? I mean, it's not like they HAVE to look at your stuff... There's so much out there. Oi...
Personally, I like your gallery because you have a nice style of drawing, and your pictures often have humor in them. It's a nice change from all the 'serious sexy' pictures.
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Raemo [2008-07-28 01:06:22 +0000 UTC]
i says, geeve us thee "furry smut" plz. and poo on whiners. (to be fair, they probably think their feministness/talent/non-furryness/etc. is being insulted.)
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gatewayev910 [2008-07-25 13:20:36 +0000 UTC]
dreaming of boobs...only natural to draw your dreams
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T-A-G-M [2008-07-23 18:37:17 +0000 UTC]
I'm amazed at how many people mix up fact with opinion. Realy.
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T-A-G-M In reply to T-A-G-M [2008-07-23 18:40:42 +0000 UTC]
P.S. In the end, whoever wrote that comment doesn't realise that it's YOUR style, and in the end, YOU make it. if you want to draw... what you draw, then some perents may kill you, but it's still your choice.
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HappySkunk [2008-07-18 21:40:54 +0000 UTC]
seems to me some one was jealos cause people like you ><
i'm glad you can just shrug it off, makes me very happy.
Some people quit ><
*snuggles*
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blutengelfinale [2008-07-14 20:30:54 +0000 UTC]
I agree with the response "If they don't like it, they don't have to look." It's not like you're forcing them to watch you, fave your work, or even go through your gallery. You draw what you like and that's all. I for one, love LOVE your art, your style, and pretty much all that you draw. It's unique, it's your own and that's what an artist is all about. Being yourself and drawing what you love, what inspires you, and sometimes...what the public WANTS to see. Keep up your amazing work, and continue to laugh at immaturity at it's best.
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blutengelfinale In reply to blutengelfinale [2008-07-14 20:33:24 +0000 UTC]
Oh, and I'm totally bookmarking this to show my boyfriend, he'd love it. ^^ Your response to the e-mail is just pure hilariousness.
Boobs.
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flamingofire123 [2008-07-10 21:42:21 +0000 UTC]
it was rude for someone to write that but whoever it was, they have a point...
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flamingofire123 In reply to ??? [2008-07-10 21:40:59 +0000 UTC]
jollyjack, your a great artist, but girls come in all shapes and sizes and its a bit rude to make them all with giant breasts. it makes them all feel kinda bad...
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grethe727 In reply to ??? [2008-07-08 08:33:02 +0000 UTC]
Being a little bitch doesn't make you suck any less
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fastchapter In reply to grethe727 [2008-07-10 01:24:46 +0000 UTC]
If you think he sucks, why are you sifting through his gallery?
Ah, well, I'm sure nobody is going to say anything about how anonymity online gives people hugely disproportionate balls in opposite relation to their brain.
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grethe727 In reply to fastchapter [2008-07-28 01:52:23 +0000 UTC]
I don't think he sucks. Quite the contrary, actually. I just don't know when to shut up.
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fastchapter In reply to grethe727 [2008-07-28 02:18:54 +0000 UTC]
Ah nevermind, misinterpretation on my part.
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fastchapter In reply to fastchapter [2008-07-10 01:27:08 +0000 UTC]
Addendum: Just noticed grethe727's primary tool for drawing is a crayon... Christ, I thought that would just have been some empty anonymous account. *lol*
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Roronoa-Forte In reply to grethe727 [2008-07-09 12:36:12 +0000 UTC]
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junewinds13 [2008-07-05 04:42:07 +0000 UTC]
That's so gay. Your art is really good, regardless of the smut, and if those people really wanted to contribute to the art community, they would keep an open mind to all different genres of art. Retards.
Your stuff is awesome ^^
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mcgabby1994 [2008-07-04 05:21:45 +0000 UTC]
I like your work,giant boobies and everything.xD
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Unknown-Artistry [2008-07-03 22:36:00 +0000 UTC]
Ummm... Jack Draws what people wanna see
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purplecatcreatives In reply to ??? [2008-06-26 00:43:21 +0000 UTC]
lol....if they dont like it...dont look. ...but from what I've seen, your work shows incredible skill..and it's enjoyable to view as well. Boobies...well, I just guess you must be a boob man. Women have'm..and you enjoy drawing them. if you enjoy what you're drawing, then nobody else matters. my two cents.
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Kal-Nor [2008-06-25 18:44:41 +0000 UTC]
Love your strip. Its a great response to such silliness
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HomunculusLover [2008-06-13 09:46:25 +0000 UTC]
But, there's nothing wrong with boobies? ....Is there? o.o *looks at her own*
To be honest, Jack. Not that your really would give a toss, but I love your work. You have some of the most original stuff. Your artist style is like something very different. I couldn't care less if they have furry girls and about half the people on here draw them.
I'm not a person who's fond of furries, but I love yours. You make them seem so slender, cute and sexy. ^^ Most people make them just look like animals standing on two feet wearing clothes, bt you give different forms. You give them such human imagary and throw on the animal features and that's what I love.
I know this will probably be read and ignored, but I guess I just wanted to say. Your work is something to really be admired. Sometimes when I'm having trouble with a woman's posing and form, I take a gander at your work to see what I'm missing. Your work is not only fantastic, but helps aid me in my own work and I thank you for that. =3
And P.S I think you draw perfect boobs. XD
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AnimeNae455 [2008-06-13 01:18:06 +0000 UTC]
Hah!
Funneh XD
Oh, and, to that writer...
"Im just a perverted person who likes to draw that way, mmkay? And besides, ITS NOT YOUR DRAWING SO BUZZ OFF!!
Thank you."
XDD
Better to have fun with it that none at all I say.
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sakuramustDIE In reply to ??? [2008-06-12 13:15:24 +0000 UTC]
or....simpler solution, he stops going through your gallery, oogling the very art he mocks.
alternate paradoxal solution: turn 360 degrees and walk away
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MyScribbles In reply to ??? [2008-06-11 07:24:29 +0000 UTC]
well it turns to be overly used (the whole thing with boobs)
but at the same time I love how you replied to that
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KaineMeisei [2008-06-10 23:11:26 +0000 UTC]
I was gonna launch into a lengthy tirade about how you're an amazingly good artist (I'm not usually much for, as net calls them, furries, but you do them in a way that I freaking love), and how I got all of my friends addicted to Sequential Art, but then I saw the boobs and I lost interest and just decided to post this.
It accounts for something, right?
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Sazalakazalakazar [2008-06-04 03:26:34 +0000 UTC]
reminds me of the quote... "be who you are and do what you like, because those who care don't matter and those who matter don't care"
i love your art keep up the good work please ^^
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