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Published: 2018-03-09 00:05:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 25837; Favourites: 606; Downloads: 218
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Russia's favourite topping (all potential rivals were convicted of criminal activity and disqualified).www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europ…
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And no jokes about (not) putting it on nuts.
Internet, I am disapoint- though I admit that "Putin on the Ritz" puns take priority here.
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a traitor is russia means you are a traitor for having free will and freedom of speech?
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Ah! So THAT's what became of all that uranium Hillary Clinton sold to Putin during the Uranium One russian-collusion scandal!
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Try saying that three times fast.
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I remember when they used to sell it as Stalin's Surprise.
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*To be read in a Russian accent* "Dah, I use Putin Powder and gain super strength...is also good for libido."
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Hey, look! Use this spice and become your own nightlight.
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Polonium is deadlier than botulotoxin
YET IT IS A METAL
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And this bullshit came and went in pretty much two weeks accomplishing nothing but trying to demonize the Russians again. Maybe they should've used some Umbrellas instead to do the assassination eh?
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not really, this is the 6th recent death and political opponents/reporters are still disappearing.
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The man was a double agent not a reporter.
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Maksim Borodin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_…
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Aaaand now a Swiss lab says that the toxin wasn't even the one which the UK government said it was, it was actually something which Russia doesn't even make… but the UK and the US do.
www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-04…
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And I'm sure that the denial the Swiss lab in question made as soon as Lavrov made his statement was something the insidious Western powers forced them into.
twitter.com/spiezlab?lang=en
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In Russia, they claim cigarettes to be "rich" of Po-210
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Ah yes. Putin. Short for... RASPUTIN!!!
Srsly.
His Grandfather changed the family name to avoid the negative connotations. Of all the names you DON'T want a Russian facing you to have, Vladimir Rasputin...
Also, this- www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAK…
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Whoops — turns out there's no evidence the Russians did it, and the government is now backpedalling, to the point of trying to erase as many of the statements they made saying it was Totally Definitely Russia as they can.
When the Tories are in trouble in the polls, they try to stir up anti-foreigner sentiment and even actual wars. This is not a new thing; they've been doing it since at least the Thatcher era. It would be good if people could learn from it and not fall for it next time. (There will be a next time.)
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Well, that's few steps up from his predecessor calling off an FBI investigation to try to avoid the candidate getting hauled off to jail.
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Pretty much the "red pill" of Russia.
Also the red pill is actually a Matrix reference that the alt right adopted to promote their self righteousness yet the makers of matrix actually changed their genders which means matrix was "made by sjws"
The funny part is that if people actually took the red pill, they would have been a "liberal" rather than a misogynistic, nativist, blind patriotic, racial and religious purist who wants to make America white again. Info wars, rebel media,breitbart, Sargon of Akkad, etc are all the same shit that all have the same agenda at the end. Whether they do it through by showing Hitler as a hero or weaponizing religion or by promoting insecure ideologies like radical centralism (most common) (basically says every ideology is shit including the good ones like progressive in all forms and equality), they get it done but recruiting people who think they know everything and are paranoid of being labeled as a "leftist" or a "rightist" and think they are being free minded thinkers when really they just practice alt right ideals.
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Less listen to the false propaganda of your media, my friend. Together with Putin there were eight candidates. Putin won 76.69% of the vote simply because he is the best.
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Your country (together with the United States), based on false intelligence on "weapons of mass destruction", invaded Iraq. After that, ISIS was formed there. Now the soldiers of this organization walk through the streets of European cities, cut people with knives and organize car terrakt.
Tales about the "terrible" Putin your politicians try to divert your attention from what they've done themselves.
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I don't listen to the media, I listen to the man himself, and he says "Russia's borders do not end".
Talk like that does make you start to wonder why Putin's biggest rivals and critics are all either dead or conveniently convicted of crimes that prevent them from running in elections.
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Turkish president says his people's "hearts and spiritual borders are in the Balkans" and lists off almost every country there no exceptions,I dont see anyone raising and eyebrow at those statements. Oh thats right, Eastern Europeans don't matter.
On the topic itself its pretty funny how they found magic powder at the victims front door and a few places around the neighbourhood huh? That "spy" that spiked their doorknow must've been living out his kinky Soviet Toothfairy fantasy.
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Haha. The runaway oligarchs who robbed our people are not "big rivals". They are thieves who do not want to be responsible for their crimes.
All the rest, this talkers are paid by the American authorities to destabilize our country.
I'll tell you how it is. I am 40 years old, I was still in Soviet times. During the reign of the Communists, we had two bad cars for the whole of our city quarter. Dozens of good cars are in the yard now. Putin raised our standard of living, that's why so many people vote for him. This is reality.
And "strong rivals" are stupid propaganda.
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You're crediting Putin with the rise in your standard of living, and not the Russians who actually threw off communism and dissolved the Soviet Union? I think you're the one listening to propaganda.
Also: you still have massive corruption. For the most obvious example, just look at the money given to Putin's friends for the construction of the Sochi Olympic facilities.
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Sochi? Haha, do you have any proof? Another fairy tale for those who are ready to believe.
But the real reality is this ..
European and American troops destroyed Saddam Hussein. Although "weapons of mass destruction" was a false pretext.
Gaddafi was killed, although before that European leaders welcomed him as a guest and shook his hand.
They tried to destroy Bashar Assad. Although he is an intellectual, a man who studied in London (he wanted to become a doctor (eye surgeon)).
In all countries where your troops invaded (Iraq, Libya, Syria ..): war, death, chaos. Destroyed cities, thousands of killed citizens, hundreds of thousands of refugees, the growth of terrorism. All loud statements of the West about tyranny and democracy turned out to be a bluff
So tell me, who is the poison that corrodes this World?
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You are an excellent artist, my friend. Your comics often made me smile sincerely. I would not want your mind to poison the poison of political machinations.
Have a nice day.
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Jack... What kind of Political Shite are you trying to throw around?
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There was recently a former Russian spy living in the UK with his daughter that were poisoned by a nerve agent. They survived, but many other people in the past were not so lucky. Russia is notorious for pulling this kind of thing.
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Apologize for our press. When I'm currently typing this, my TV is on and I hear propaganda that's don't even hilarious, It's just pity. Resources like oil and shit been selled to everyone including west, but still this comedy "WEST SHET THEY HATE US" goes on. Seems that they eat up they're asses so much, that they can sitting on two chairs at the same time. What's oligarhs expect after spitting shit out of face of everyone and trying "FORCE POSITION" in international arena? Yeah it's funny how America and everyone pissing their pants, but the last time American piss was spilled it was Hiroshima and start of an Arm's rase. And now that bitching transformed a WWIII threat, just because America don't want ignorant degenerate kids of oligarhs no more, what a shame. And It seems that America is too busy arguing about genitalia instead of making dialogue, and Putin just sit and doing nothing too. Silence is gold and he's just waiting to fully transform in the Boogeyman for the hypocrites. I wish our mass media was developed as well as western media, maybe I wont think about all this so much and just enjoy Marvel films.
Nice art tho!
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The whole world is sick right now, friend. Europe, Russia, and America.
A whole series of events, all seemingly unrelated, yet all converging on a single point that seems to be taking our world down a very dark road.
Just remember, no matter what country you come from, don't ever let hatred consume you. Don't listen to the media. Do not play their stupid games.
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at this point every Brit is avoiding condiments like the plague.
Thanks a lot, Putin.
You know, back in the old days, this sort of stunt would start wars... (RE: Jenkins' Ear)
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reminds me of my first time using siracha sauce... thougt it was ketchup.... was trowing up for an solid hour...
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