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Published: 2018-03-09 00:05:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 25839; Favourites: 606; Downloads: 218
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Russia's favourite topping (all potential rivals were convicted of criminal activity and disqualified).www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europβ¦
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does it say 'made in Chernobyl' on the back?
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Russia: New Name, Same Great Service, since 1922.
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Β That's right.Β When conventional nerve agents just won't do, you need the potent, toxic power of Putin Powder.
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"But how do I apply this powder?"
"Put in."
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insert death glare here
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[insert shit-eating grin here]
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I think Trump uses that to prevent his diaper rashes.
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Β Agreed.Β I don't think Trump was potty trained.
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Looks like something out of Bioshock: Infinite.
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Putin Piwdor, we putin it on everythingΒ
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This drawing is awesomeΒ
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Best part of it: You can find it at midnight without turning the lights on because of its natural, healthy green glow!
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um, "healthy"????????
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Methinks itβs a Simpson reference.
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Of course. Green is healthy! Look at all the green vegetables! And it even GLOWS green, so it has to be DOUBLE healthy!
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WARNING: May cause a cult of personality.
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Imagine how scary it is living in a country right next to his. I'm frankly amazed mine hasn't been annexed yet.
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I can imagine, we live next to Trump.
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Hold my 10 gallon jug of tears
(cries for another 24 hours straight living in trump's America)
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There, there. They gotta impeach him eventually right? Preferably before the next election.
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impeachment requires a Congress willing to do that. As long as the Republicans hold both House and Senate, trump is untouchable by the government (even Mueller can't indict trump directly, there are rules against it. Best Mueller can do is indict everyone else around trump).
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Well as I understand it even the Republicans don't want anything to do with him, now I could be mistaken. But yes, failing removing Trump himself I'm willing to settle for removing everyone standing between that process and What's his face.
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I am almost sure that this assasination does not have Putin's approval. Where is the gain? I can not see it. I think it was some russian agent going rogue because of a personal history.
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the reports are that Skripal worked as a source for Steele when he compiled the trump Dossier... and the likelihood the former Russian double agent was still talking to MI-5/6 about what he knew about trump-Putin connections.
www.thedailybeast.com/report-pβ¦
As such, the hit is an attempt at revenge AND eliminating a possible witness AND a message to other Russians to keep their damn mouths shut about Putin's Puppet. This time with a more brazen attack that hurt nearby civilians and law enforcement.
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You have to ask the question "what can the UK do about it?". I can see the method of attack being a message, both to potential turncoats and the outside world. With no difinitive proof, there's not much that can be done in reaction to the incident. The Russian state media's gloating basically spells that out.
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Lets face it it's a chemical weapon attack! Politics be damed there should be a real investigation for the TRUTH no mater how embarrassing its going to be for all sides.
Find the culprit.
Extradite him no matter what the cost.
Sent to trial.
If Convicted
Β HANG THEM!
There were supposed to be lines you do not cross but they apparently they don't matter any more.
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Death of Polonski is non political, it was inner "frictions" of some moneybags. Just somebody was profitible ro make from him political victim. Nevermind whos hands was this deed. It just thowing sheet on fan.
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it will make your penis small, but our nation big and mighty. *Russian anthem plays*Β
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You use it by getting one of those salty round crackers, getting a dose of the powder, and...
Putin on the ritz.Β
Thank you, I'm here all night.Β
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Just sprinkle it on a cracker.
PUTIN ON A RITZ.
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The Po 84 at the bottom of the label is an inspired touch.
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Ra-ra-ras-Putin! Russia's greatest love machine!
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Putin powder, get yours today
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Mmmmm, it really captures that Cold War flav*DIES*
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So that's where the Israeli foot powder disappeared too.
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Authorities aren't saying the Russians are involved...but they're probably thinking it very loudly..
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They're reporting it as a "nerve agent".Β Several people were affected apparently. :/
BVV
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Ack, that sucks, the worlds is full of lunatics...
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