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Dammit. I didn't mean it like that. Ram them in a car. A CAR.Then say they did it. It was a dumb thought that i had.
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It still works! Plow them into another car, and take off. The armored ram just makes sure I don't have to deal with any damage to myself...and that means I can do it alllllll day long. Plus it protects my paint job. I loathe touch-ups.
"It wasn't me, officer! It was a tank! A TANK!"
"Sure buddy, sure..."
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I've always thought so. Too bad the reality wouldn't be as fun. But one can dream.
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A man can dream though. A man can dream........
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Speak for yourself Professor; Some of us already have Fing-Longers.
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I agree completely, well said! I think it's so rude when people just take their phone out when sat at the table, ><
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This should be a standard poster at every place of commerce.
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DAT FACE.
It delights me.
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Wait, hold on, I gotta talk this call...
...hello?
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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
You do bring up a point that I hadn't considered before.Β With the advent of cell phones/iFads/skeet, the disagreeable person no longer need be just the person on the other side of the phone call.
Also, I'm glad I detest even landlines.Β I feel like I'm freer than those who have willingly enshackled themselves to a phone.
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I hate it when people do this.
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so true I see people do it all the time
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Had to share this on Facebook. Too damn funny and true.
I openly admit I've done this too and it was without really thinking and by the time I relised it, I was cringing with awkwardness inside. I was never really told that it was bad manners, but I knew from just common sense how rude that comes off as.
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Manners cost nothing, but sadly, neither does acting like a cunt.
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Seriously.Β
Back when I was growing up we didn't have Cell Phones, we actually had to talk at the table.Β We had to make eye contact.Β
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Hehe, superb
I do belive I will print this and hang it in the kitchen !
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i hatehatehate when people go up to the counter even at a fast food place or something and are texting/talking on their phone the whole time. i'm not even the one standing behind the counter, but that's terrible. a couple food places at my old uni even put signs up near the register that said they wouldn't serve you until you put your phone away. ugh >.<
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Have a subway near where I live that has a small sticker (I mean the thing seriously could be overlooked...) saying "Please do not use your phones when placing orders"
And I think they need to go with what you said "Please don not use your phone when placing orders or you will NOT be served."
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Now we know how those Skeletons got into your flatΒ
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Yes I love the look of pure loathing in the eyes!!!!
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This sounds a lot like what goes through my head when I see people with phones stuck to their hands XD
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there is a town in West Virginia US that bans all wireless mobiles.... never had this problem there. people could learn a thing or two from there.
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Whenever I see something cool on the internet, be it a picture or a video, and I really like it, I think to myself, "This is going in the pile." Then I save it so I can look at it later if I want. Needless to say, this is going in the pile.
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On the other hand, the more time they talk or text on their phone means that much time you don't have to talk to them.
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I feel the same way about elbows on the table, wearing a hat while eating, chewing with your mouth open, talking with your mouth full, blowing your nose at the table, coughing without covering your mouth, rocking in your chair, playing with the straw in your drink/blowing bubbles in the drink, reaching across the table for food, doing ANY personal hygiene, belching for distance, and picking food out of someone elses plate while asking "you going to eat that?"
yeah I feel your painΒ
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indoors to wear a hat while eating at a table is giving the message "I'm not staying long I'm only here to eat and leave"
its been part of manners for over 200 years and has even made it so far as to be part of military customs as that all soldiers must remove their headgear indoors unless they are in combat zones to show respect and manners.
a cover on your head while you eat at the table is like wearing gloves and a scarf while you eat.
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What's wrong with reaching across the table for food? Or playing with the straw?
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reaching over someone else food is bad manners. playing with a straw making noise or blowing bubbles is also considered rude (as rude as making fart noises with your armpit).
talking table manners not like in a car back seat with fast food straw or something.
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People in my office clip their nails at their desk......I can not understand how your home life can be SO busy that this "Grooming" can not be done there and not here where you let them fly like welcome confetti. Where is the home training?
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You will be happy to know Mr. Jack that i do not even own a cell phone
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I wish I had a cell phone exploding ray gun... Just for those customers that walk into my store expecting me to take care of them while they are chatting with their buddies on the phone....
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YES oh god yes! when they do the hang on a sec finger at you while people are waiting behind them to checkout i just want to eviscerate them
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Try not to let it get to you, Jack.Β Before you know it, cell phones will be embedded in your body at birth, along with Google glass.Β You will always be connected, and if you ever try to go offline, your iHeart will shutdown.
We're in for a wild ride.Β Try not to get left behind.
HB
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is it okay if everyone else has theirs out? also we were at pub restaurant so not exactly close personal family time like eating it at the table at home XP
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No. Doesn't matter where you are or who you are with. It is RUDE!
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Am I the only one who doesnt own a goddamn mobile/cell phone?
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No, you've got quite a group of uncommunicated neanderthals who do the same thing.
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Aha, look at you, you're hilarious. Now, crawl back under your rock and pls die. Kay, thanks.
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