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Published: 2010-10-21 09:07:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 66280; Favourites: 1457; Downloads: 1274
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Description A couple of years back, the How To Play strips caught the attention of the (Now defunct) games magazine, Play.
At the time, I was working for Rare, and therefore; Microsoft. Which meant I couldn’t say bad things about their products in an official capacity, lest they cry and send someone over to set me on fire.
This rather limited the games I could turn into HTP strips for actual publication, so I came up with a couple of new ideas, one being; spoof games promotions.

Play* (and all its sister magazines) sank back in February…….this had nothing to do with me!

(Though, there is a worrying trend forming. A couple of years after I applied to Free Radical Design, it went down. Then, after being cut from Rare, I applied to RealTime Worlds….)

*That's the American incarnation I'm talking about. Play UK is still up and running.
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Comments: 121

DoNovaYT [2016-07-17 03:20:25 +0000 UTC]

if only these were invented during the holocaust :/

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happyBoiGoBlep In reply to DoNovaYT [2021-10-30 00:59:51 +0000 UTC]

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Chincha40 [2015-11-04 01:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Tzar bomb proof?
Nein nein nein!

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Willy2664 [2014-09-13 22:10:58 +0000 UTC]

not machine WASHABLE? Nein, nein, nein... ok it is mutant proof, but wash it whit the hands is a total torture

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TheChaoticTrickster [2014-03-19 03:27:31 +0000 UTC]

But it does it work against Megidoloan spam?

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TRFox [2013-06-29 10:33:05 +0000 UTC]

WANT IT WANT IT WANT IT WANT IT

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crazyguy225 [2013-02-04 03:37:50 +0000 UTC]

"not machine washable"
I thought this was armageddon-proof

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ammyfan13 [2012-12-07 05:18:05 +0000 UTC]

Totally need that XD

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Subject--Delta [2012-12-06 15:18:56 +0000 UTC]

I want that hoodie!

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Sorosoro [2012-09-20 19:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Mercer's got one.

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ClassicKnuckles [2012-06-13 17:12:26 +0000 UTC]

*Trayvon Martin joke here*

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Not-Princess-Luna101 [2012-05-24 09:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Mind designing one for ponies?

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Dianacat777 [2012-01-22 18:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, that's freaking hilarious. But so true.

Do they protect against fangirls, though? D:

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Cheshire-Shadow In reply to Dianacat777 [2012-11-21 11:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Nothing can protect from fangirls.
Nothing.

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PsychoDemonFox [2012-01-07 23:49:18 +0000 UTC]

Ooh! I'd like one! (...Do they make cargo pants of the same material?)

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formorian5 [2011-11-09 10:19:08 +0000 UTC]

If you haven't played the game, his hoodie, as well as the rest of his wardrobe, is actually shaped viral biomass. It's PART of him, not merely clothing.
If you have played, oh well, I like being a smartass

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Ignatian-Mystic [2011-06-30 18:04:47 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard, I cried.

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chibicascade [2011-06-28 01:32:08 +0000 UTC]

what did you do for rare?

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ilovemostanime [2011-05-23 16:48:02 +0000 UTC]

i want one

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Falling-Into-Blue [2011-05-18 17:53:51 +0000 UTC]

I need one of those.

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Ariusdural [2011-03-27 19:13:06 +0000 UTC]

no wonder rare was that good, u worked for them...

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jollyjack In reply to Ariusdural [2011-03-27 22:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I had virtually zero influence on any of the projects on which I worked.

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ApolloMasque [2011-03-05 23:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Wait, isn't the sweater, as well as the rest of Alex's wardrobe made from...him?

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Kris87 [2011-02-01 14:01:39 +0000 UTC]

lmao xD thats great

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SpiritWolfXIII [2011-01-29 17:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! XD

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kid-cody [2011-01-25 06:13:40 +0000 UTC]

when i read the last one I fucking lost it!

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KiyoshiChiyu [2011-01-14 07:05:55 +0000 UTC]

I Loved Prototype! XD Awesome Game And I See Your Point. O_O It NEVER Got Damaged.

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Fllexi [2010-12-28 15:55:05 +0000 UTC]

I want one

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Yiggdrasile [2010-11-18 02:33:18 +0000 UTC]

LOFL i want one!

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What-the-Gaff [2010-11-14 21:02:56 +0000 UTC]

I must have that hoodie!

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popop9 [2010-11-08 06:24:41 +0000 UTC]

that would make a great addition to my anti-zombie suit

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finn2012 [2010-11-07 02:11:40 +0000 UTC]

omg i want one!

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PenumbralBeast [2010-11-02 15:51:48 +0000 UTC]

it needs to be made so that you can get blood out of it too

stain resistant!

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michaelthewolf [2010-10-30 13:30:43 +0000 UTC]

so if it tanked, can't you still make HTP comics? Cause I love um and wouldn't complain if you released new ones.

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Ryugexu [2010-10-30 00:32:58 +0000 UTC]

That last picture ... LOL!

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Ocelit [2010-10-29 06:05:07 +0000 UTC]

lol i have ur job trend too, im just not taking down game houses

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Tamara-Rose [2010-10-27 03:14:03 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Was a fun game to watch.... but yeah. Lol.

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VariusMayhem [2010-10-26 01:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit!XD A nuclear dud! That would piss the bomberpilot off... But i would go away from that thing... Far, far away...

Awesome picture!

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KAIJUfreak [2010-10-25 07:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious.

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Goldteddy [2010-10-24 22:24:46 +0000 UTC]

Order now and get a free human surfbord!
FOR FREE!!!

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Silverbaneblood [2010-10-24 19:58:18 +0000 UTC]

This is excellent. Made me smile. it is true though. Perhaps his epic hoodie had mutated as well...

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roydgod [2010-10-24 15:48:13 +0000 UTC]

now the teacher's molotovs can't hurt me anymore

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trueblue52 [2010-10-23 06:05:14 +0000 UTC]

I think that the hoodie's an extension of his body. His torso just looks like a sweater.
Yeah, Alex Mercer is actually naked for the entire game...

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HaroldPotter [2010-10-23 04:00:37 +0000 UTC]

Some elements of fashion are truly indestructible. Like Indy's hat.

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deathX000 [2010-10-22 19:15:03 +0000 UTC]

if you land a job a good gaming comapny let me know i got a really big zombie game i need a company to buy it!

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jollyjack In reply to deathX000 [2010-10-23 07:36:15 +0000 UTC]

That's not how it works.

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deathX000 In reply to jollyjack [2010-11-09 21:01:11 +0000 UTC]

then how does it because i got a few offers but i don't want them to fuck me over or get lazy with the game!

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beleraphon [2010-10-22 18:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Does it protects against children?

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Inshuls [2010-10-22 18:30:14 +0000 UTC]

I want one, better two so i can make the second one into some pants.

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Burnangel [2010-10-22 18:28:16 +0000 UTC]

omg thats right! That Hoodie never gets damaged XD

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