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Published: 2015-01-07 21:26:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 42592; Favourites: 1169; Downloads: 429
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……and keep your god damn hands off the French. No one kills them but us!!
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Thanks for the support
But hey ? Don't want us to point our mighty Baguette launcher towards you brits
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Meanwhile from the USA, How's that gun control working for you France?
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OK OK I'm Sorry. I apologize. Blame demon rum. I sincerely am sorry for my caustic remark.
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Na it's cool, it's exactly the kind of jokes they would have used if they were still alive 
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It's always someone like you making the responsible owners look bad.
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France has a less muderings and accidents with fire weapons than the USA. I would say in general it works very good, yes! What happens today in Paris is something different. As we all know it's very difficult or even nearly impossible to deal with such fanatics which are ready to risk everything, even their own lives, to reach their goal!
In conclusion to your posting: if terrorists in the USA are planing an attack, they would be able to buy their guns legally in a shop. And this should be better? I think the opposite is true, it makes it easier! In France they had to acquire the weapons on the illegal way. Which means more efforts and risk of getting caught!
Btw. they also shot down two armed police men! Weapons prevert crimes? Think twice!
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eh...... America has almost 5x the population of france so we would automatically have more of everything regardless of pro or anti gun laws. So it's pretty dumb to make a direct side by side comparison.
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Sorry to not write it clear in the first posting: of course I was talking about the crime statistic compared to the population (Could it be called the average crime statistic?), which is lower in France than in the USA! Or in other words: The risk for each of us to become victiom of a crime is much higher in the USA than in France.
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Murrican and gun advocate here. Please don't turn this into one of those things, dude.
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I absolutely agree with you, Shotgunpoopie. Bad timing and bad taste. It makes the rest of us look bad, too.
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I can tell you this joke is perfectly fine. This is the kind of humor this journal were fond of and using. Coleagues and artists that were close friends to the cartoonists/journalists who were killed used this kind of dark humor to pay their respects and show the killers and the political ideology behind it that despite the drama of such a act, they are not intimidated nor silenced.
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Voltaire being a damn boss as usual.
I have a sister over there in Paris, got a call from my folks saying that she was freaking out.
Stay safe, France.
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What world does a madman crave to make him to harm others to reach it? what God, what power, what impulse makes him strive to achieve it? That world is unreachable to the rest of us, for only a madman is able to enter it.
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I've honestly had enough of those djihad-reveling assholes... Glad to see people care.
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strange times... thanks for the support man, very very nice contribution!
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And we're always ready for you, english poeple! ^^ Thanks for making me smile in this dark hour man
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I always wondered who's quote that was.
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That is a great loss ! :/ May those fuckers burn in hell ...
Greeting from France !
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I am in fully support of this message. when the ability to offend people stops, freedom of speech stops. well done!
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And I'll answer that with another famous qoute, that in its own way, reminds me a little of you Jack.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
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Thank you ! It's good to feel supported in moments like this.
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Thanks Jack. It's nice to get a smile from one of your jokes in this dark hour. You damn english !! X)
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I just have one thing to say about this.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgA…
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i don't understand what you are saying ....
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Umm... Even AS an American, I fail to see the relevance of that link. France was attacked this time, not us. While I'm proud to be an American, pointing at another country as it is attacked and spouting boasts demeans both them and us.
I find it heartening that the citizens of France are uniting behind their support for the freedom of the Press even in the face of this domestic attack on one of their own publishers.
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ah, once again, a small number have to ruin the image of the masses, shame what happened, and its nice to see the French don't give a shit about offending people like our own shitty censors do
also that last part, made me laugh quite a bit man
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I agreee wholeheartedly...even with the no one kills them but us remark, I'm possessive over my prey.
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And don't forget : in french, word "France" means "free"
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One little question from someone who understands the basics of french ( Neo-Latin languages have the same root, so it's easier for example for an italian, a spanish ). "France" translated "Free" is derivated from a dialect?
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Yes ! From an old germanic dialect, the same used by english ! "Free" in english, "Frei" in german => the old french word "Franc" (in modern french, we don't use in main cases this word for "free" but the latin word "liber" => "liberté" in french).
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If that's the case, then during history French people have largely demonstrated to their "governors" how that is not something to bargain with.
( Picking from a latin proverb "Nomen omen" = "Your name is your fate" )
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This is because of the whole "freedom fries" thing some U.S. people did some years back, isn't it?
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No, that was a tie in with the US Olympics, everyone else in the world calls them 'chips' or 'American' fries.
French fries get their name from a guy named French, not the country.
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Nope. "Francs" was an old tribe (5th century). Warriors of this tribe had a special statut : they were "free mens". And settled in a part of the actuel France.
(sorry for my bad english ...)
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Bien mois je suis Quebecquois, alors je te gage que ton Anglais n'est pas aussi pire que mon Francais.
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Hum, I'm sorry to nitpick on those thing, but where have you heard that ? I'm french, and I never heard anything about 'France' meaning 'free'. In french, 'free' is 'libre', and 'freedom' is 'liberté'. So yeah, I think the person who told you that lied to you.
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sorry for english people, but it's quite hard for me to explain that in english ...
Si si, je suis français, et je te recommande de regarder plus en détails.
Cela vient du peuple des Francs.
Mini-explication ici => fr.wiktionary.org/wiki/franc#.C3.89tymologie
La région "Franche-comté", par exemple, utilise le même mot. Ca signifie "Comté libre de Bourgogne" (car ils ont fait scission avec la Bourgogne y'a 500 ans environ).
Donc "France" veut bien dire littéralement "Le pays des libres"
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Oh d'accord, ma fois j'étais dans le tort ( enfin, du coup, on peut vraiment dire que France = liberté, étymologiquement ?), au moins j'aurais appris quelque chose ce soir !
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Oui ! En fait, France, pays des libertés, c'est même au sens littéral ! ça veut dire "Territoire des hommes libres" :3
(Après, c'était quand même une peuplade un peu barbare et les libertés se limitaient à leurs propres libertés vis à vis des autres peuplades xD)
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Et moi je suis français et de Franche Comté ^^
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Woah. That's damn powerful man!
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