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Request.When Indestructible, Highly Destructive Maniacs Collide!
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Let's do a tale of the tape.
The Mask
Real Name: Stanley Ipkiss
Occupation: Bank clerk (as Ipkiss) Party animal (as Mask)
Weapons: Anything. He's a living cartoon.
Abilities: He's a cartoon. I don't need to explain it.
Deadpool:
Real name: Wade Wilson
Occupation: Mercenary
Weapons: Guns, swords, grenades?
Abilities: Breaking the fourth wall, healing factor, inability to shut up!
Who will win?
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A potential winner. But let's take into account that Deadpool can't die.
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All right, let's interview each combatant. Mr. Mask, what are your thoughts on your opponent?
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Mask *spin-changes into a wrestler* HE'LL GO DOWN. I'LL BREAK HIM. I'LL CRUSH HIM. I'LL REDUCE HIM TO DUST AND DIRT UNDER MY SHOES!!!
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Whoa, aggressive, aren't you?
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Mash *as a hippy* Not right now, Bro.
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O-Kay, then. (steps back.)
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Mask chuckles at this.
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Mask- Your expression. *grin*
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I think most people would be afraid of you.
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Mask- Not the Cocobongo dancers.
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Okay, same question for you, Deadpool. What are your thoughts on your opponent?
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DP - Oh, I loved his movies, and his comic, and his cartoon, and I love his official underwear! I'm wearing them now! Oh, wait, I don't... still, I'm gonna beat him up and increase the collectable value of his items!!!!
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Let's begin.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first: From Edge City, weighing in at 215 pounds, Stanley "The Mask" Ipkiss!
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Mask grins and poses for his fans, getting multiple muscle poses, including a classic Popeye one, with his biceps exploding like a volcano.
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And his opponent: From Canada, weighing in at 197 pounds, The Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool!
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DP jumps into the ring and starts making wacky poses while the fans cheer.
DP- YES, YES, YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE ME!
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Yes, Deadpool. Yes, we do.
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DP takes out a gun.
Mask - You call that a gun? *takes out a dozen machine guns, on each hand* These are guns.
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Clearly it doesn't work on Deadpool. He then does this to the Mask (0:00 - 0:08): [link]
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Mask does a Tex Avery hurt face but then headbutts DP and hits him with a giant baseball bat, sending DP out of the arena.
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Deadpool teleports back into existence and flips off the Mask.
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Mask throws a cake at him, and the cake explodes.
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DEADPOOL: My grandma can throw better than you!
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Mask - Then, get this. *throws a bomb that has a white-haired wig, granny glasses and a fake denture* The Grandma of all Bombs!
The explosion really hurts DP
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DEADPOOL: THAT'S IT! I now challenge you to...DDR!
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Mask - Dancing Done Roughly? *grins and gets into a dancing outfit*
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DEADPOOL: Close, but no. I'm talking about Dance Dance Revolution! (Pulls out giant arcade machine and pops in four quarters [two for Deadpool, two for Mask]) You can pick the song.
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Mask- Why picking? Let's dance them all!!!
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DEADPOOL: In that case, we're gonna need a lot of quarters.
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Mask spin-changes into a football player.
Mask - No problem; I'm a quarter-back. *his back produces an insane amount of coins*
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DEADPOOL: Ok then, let's begin!
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Mask *grins* Sssssmokin'... literally.
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The match had been declared a draw.
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DEADPOOL: Hey, uh, Mask. I was wondering if you and I could go out together and wreak havoc to the place?
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Mask - I love how you think!!!
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DEADPOOL:: Well, then, let's not waste any time. Let's get to it!
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DEADPOOL: Will there be chimichangas?
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Mask- And tacos, and burritos and all that great food that makes you spend the whole night at the bathroom.
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