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Request.Battle of the Barts; Bart Simpson, aka Springfield's Terror Boy, vs Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash.
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Rogue *appearing from behind* Yes, I am, Sugah.
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Bart turns and grins widely.
Bart- Oi momma! If I'm sugar, you can pour me down your coffee anytime.
Lisa *whispers to Logan* It begins.
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Rogue *grin* You know I can't touch you, right?
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Lisa- Rogue's powers allow her to touch others and absorb their powers and memories...But also their life energy, most times leaving them in a coma.
Bart- ...Well, I say it's worth it. *puckers up his lips*
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Rogue- Heh, most guys think just like you.
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Bart *looking at Wolvie* Yes, very wise guys.
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Wolverine chuckles at this.
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Bart *whispers to Lisa* See that? There's something going on with the two.
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Lisa- More like, he's laughing at your advances. *grin*
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Bart- Aooooh well...I guess it's better we go with the others.
The kids lead the two X Men into the backyard, the party's going well, everybody's relaxing and having fun...Except Homer and Hawkeye, who are duking it out.
Homer- I swear, pal, one more word about my smells and I'll pass you through my butt and then we'll see who smells more like the Hulk!
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Wolverine- Guys, I've smelled the Hulk... more often than I'd like to admit... and I can say, Homer, you're very close to that guy's smell.
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Homer- Hey! How dare you sa- *turns at Logan and gasps surprised* Β I KNOW YOU!!!! I've seen you before, that time I went with Flanders to Canada. I saw you walking in the snow and I thought "Marge, If I could tape knives to my fingers I'd have an easier time cutting cheese".
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Wolverine- Yes; it's also handy for slicing salami.
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Homer- Hmm, salami...*drools* That's why you have the honor of slicing the cake! *points to the cake, which looks likeΒ s2.hubimg.com/u/8448231_f520.jβ¦Β *
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Wolverine grins and does it.
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Homer- Just don't kill the little Homer doll!
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Wolverine- I won't, trust me.
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Homer- I'd trust you with my life. *makes puppy eyes*
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Wolverine grins and cuts the cake.
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Bart- TIME for cake EVERYBODY!!!
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And they all feast in cake.
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Spidey- Hmm, pretty good, Homer. Did you make it?
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Homer- No, it was Marge's.
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Spidey- Oops, sorry, Mrs. Simpson *turns* This is delicious.
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Marge - Thanks, Spidey. I'm glad you all are enjoying it.
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And the rest of the heroes agree and eat again.
Bart- This is very cool, Lis. We're all having fun, eating cake, all the heroes are here...*pauses* It would be a shame if a villain decided to crash the party.
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And then, the Central City's Rogues arrive.
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Captain Cold takes out his gun and starts freezing everything, including Homer's cake.
Homer- Hey! What the-- Kids! *to bart and lisa* I told you no supervillains!!!!
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Bart- They came on their own!!
Flash- Hey, guys, cut it, can you? This is a party.
The Rogues stop attacking.
Cold- Oh... thought it was a hero convention or something. *sheepish grin* Sorry.Β
Weather Wizard uses his powers to defrost everyone, and the Rogues leave peacefully.
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Tony- Guess the party needed some clowns.
Homer- They make me angry!!! *pauses* Will I turn into the Hulk?
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Hulk- No, I'm here already.
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Homer- Ooh! *smiles and turns to Hawkeye and Wolverine* So then, boys, WHO smells more like the Hulk now???
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Wolverine- Still very close.
Hulk *frown* I'd be angry... if it wasn't true.Β
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Homer- And you guys think this is bad? Wait till I FART!
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Everyone - Better NOT!!!
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Homer- TOO LATE!!! *farts everywhere and very loudly*
Marge- Better get some of these. *points to a box filled with air masks*
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Flash uses his speed to vent the fart's gas.
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Rogue *under the mask* Can we breath now?
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Flash- Yes, I cleared all the gas.
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Rogue- Pfew! Almost lost my lunch there.
Hulk *frowns* Small man smells terrible, I hate him.
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Homer- Oh Marge, everybody's bullying me, I need a drink...Care to bring out the booze to cheer me up?
Tony- Hear, hear...*pauses* I'm also being bullied.
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And Thor arrives with some barrels of Asgardian beer.
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Tony, Guy and Logan look in approval.
Homer- I wanna drink first!!!
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Ben *chuckles* Yeah, Goldilocks here always brings great booze.
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Homer- Who's Goldilocks? I don't see her or her bears anywhere!! *gasp* What if a bear enters into the party? He would steal all of the honey!!!
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Thing - Hey, cool down, Homer. That's one of my nicknames for Thor; Goldilocks. Banner calls him that way too.
Hulk *drinking* Yeah, Grimm's right. I also call Hawkeye 'Cupid'.
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Homer- Hmph! He should better have another name, and it sounds like "cupid"!
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Hawkeye- Watch that mouth, Hepatitis Guy.
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Homer- Or what, Robin Hood?
Rogue *to Logan* This guy sure likes confrontations doesn't he?
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