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Request.Battle of the Barts; Bart Simpson, aka Springfield's Terror Boy, vs Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash.
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Logan- Heh, no kidding.
Hawkeye *at Homer, grinning* You got it wrong; Green Arrow is the one who gets compared with Robin Hood.
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Homer- You mean him? *points to Ollie, who's sitting in a bench drinking with Dinah*
Ollie- Oooh, I don't like the way Homer's pointing at me...
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Dinah *grin* Hey, you 'point' at everyone. It's Karma, Ollie.
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Ollie- Yeah, but you know Homer. We'll end up in some crazy shenanigan and someone will get a few broken bones.
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Dinah- Mmm... hope he goes with Plas then. No bones to broke.
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Ollie- Would be the best.
Homer *gasps* I KNOW IT!! How about Robin Hood and Purple Robin Hood get into a fight? They would beat each other up with their bows!!!
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HE- Heh, yeah, but we'd rather have an archery competition.
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Homer- Hehe, Flander's house could make a great target.
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HE- Yeah, but we can't destroy it.
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Homer- And why not? *frowns*
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HE - Because we're heroes., remember? Sometimes we cause some collateral damage, but not on purpose.
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Homer- Well I know that Flanders is a villain, and thinks all superheroes are witches! I know he goes out at night stalking supers with torches and knives!
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Ted - We'll need to investigate him.
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Rogue- Somehow I doubt this Flanders guy is any of that.
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Bart *to Rogue* No, he's not that bad...How do you know about him?
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Rogue- I watch the series.
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Homer- Nooo, Flanders can't be on television, he think it's work of the devil!
Spidey- Work of Mephisto you mean.
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Homer- Yes! Hey, why do you guys know so much of the devil?
Spidey- MJ and I had a meetup with him...It's a long story.
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Ted- And in our line of work, eventually, you end fighting some demon.Β
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Homer- Hehehehe...I once went to his house. I ate a donut I wasn't supposed to eat, and Flanders-Demon took me to Heck with him.
Bart- You dreamt that, Dad.
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Lisa- Or it was an alternate reality.
Ted- Oh, we see many of those.
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Homer- Oh really? it seemed pretty real. *shows to the heroes this pictureΒ img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20β¦ *
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Ted- It was probably real, just from another dimension.
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Homer- That's why my head hurts so much whenever I scratch it!
Wasp- No, you happen to have an infection there.
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Wasp- Seriously, you need to see a doctor about it.
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Homer screams and scratches Β his head even more.
Homer- And Dr. Hibbert never told me anything! Surely it was that time the dog pissed on me...
Tony- Way too much info.
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Clint- Yeah, he needs a break now.
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Homer- No, I swear it was true, I was sleeping in the couch and then Santa's butt was right in my face...
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Clint- Not a nice image.
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Homer *frowns* Yeah, he's been a bad dog!
Points to Santa, who's been playing with Beast Boy at the moment.
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Raven *at Homer* Let them play.
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Homer gulps.
Homer- Sure, miss purple bird lady, sure. *trembles*
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Raven - Good. *pause* May I use your TV, please? I'm missing my show.
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Bart- But...We're in the middle of a party...
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Raven *pause* My Little Pony. Friendship is Magic. New episode. Now.
Beast Boy *at Bart* She really needs it. Trust me. *grin* Besides it will be just for 30 minutes; then she'll get back to the party.
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Bart- Okay...The TV's that way. *points to the living room*
Homer- Well, we can still party. Who wants to swim in the beer!?!?! *points to the barrels*
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Guy, Logan and Booster join instantly.
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Homer throws off his clothes and jumps into the beer.
Homer- Oh yeaaaaah! *swims inside the barrel*
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Marge sighs yet smiles at this.
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Homer- Come on, guys, swim with me!
Tony- I'm not drinking anything out of that barrel.
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Guy- More for us!! *swimming with Homer*
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Homer- That's my main Lantern! *splashes Guy with beer*
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The others chuckle at this.
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Homer- You see, that's how I like my superheroes- funny!!!
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They continue partying.
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Bart- Hey Lis, what do you think would happen if say, the Joker or the Green Goblin got into the party?
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Homer- They better NOT!!!! *growls* I hate them!! Why if I see that clown and goblin around my house, I'm flushing them down the toilet!
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