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Published: 2009-09-15 17:01:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 6113; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 95
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Request.Battle of the Barts; Bart Simpson, aka Springfield's Terror Boy, vs Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash.
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Guy- You'll need a huge toilet.
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Homer- Noooo problem; Mr. Hulk will take care of that.
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Guy- Heh, you're probably right.
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Homer- Hmm, now the Hulk needs to go and arrange my toilet...Perhaps he should first cra--*BEEP*
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three words: best . crossover. ever.Β
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cool you give bart same new shoes
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Who it makes , expect it ...
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I really prefer Barry Allen back as the Flash, and the original, REAL Kid Flash as Kid Flash. The changes since 1986 are UNacceptable.
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You areΒ UNACCEPTABLE. (though Bart Allen reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallllly shouldn't have been Kid Flash)
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I always thought that Bart Simpson would not be outsmarted....well....he's going to see what it feels like to be pranked.
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Continuation...Because I lost the other comment.
Homer watches the heroes' emotional faces at the wedding and comments loudly:
Homer- Dear guests, I may tolerate you saving the universe, killing villains, and even abolishing alcohol, but I'm the lord of this castle, and I can't stand seeing crying faces. So, in honor of the newly weds, LET'S EAT!!!!
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Booster - Hey, I agree with this guy!
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Homer- Why, Booster, old pal! *starts chatting to Booster and Guy*
Marge *turns to Clark and Bruce*....Eh, hehehe, that's my Homie.
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Bruce- Yes, we noticed; he also tried to enter my car to hear the radio.
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Marge *blushes* So...terribly sorry, Mr Wayne. I suppose this only happens in Springfield!
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Bruce - YOu'd be surprised at everything that happens at Gotham.
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Marge- I've never been at Gotham City...why?
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Bruce- We've had earthquakes, killer clowns, living man-eating flora, freezing powers' villains, all kind of thematic villains...
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Marge- Seems like the kind of place Homie would like to go on vacations. *sighs*
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Bruce- Trust me, it's no vacation for me.
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Marge nods. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa talk to each other.
Bart- You know what would be hilarious? If Lex Luthor suddenly appeared crying "Surprise!" with a bunch of Kryptonite as gifts.
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Lisa *gasps* BART! Don't say that out loud!
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Bart- Yes I will. *shouts* Come out Luthor! Wherever you are! We know you're hiding here, in the bushes or Santa's Little Helper's House!
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Lex Luthor then materializes out of nowhere.
Lex- Actually, I was 100 miles away; wonders of teleportation. *smirks* Oh, and my wedding present. *drops a Kryptonite Bomb* See you. *teleports away*
The Flash reacts on time and carries the bomb to the ocean, leaving it and returning to the party in exactly 0.2 seconds, hardly enough time to avoid the explosion.
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Bart- Cool! Now we'll call the Joker! :begins to shout*
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Everyone else - SHUT UP!!!!!
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Homer- Why you little...*begins strangling Bart* Bringing here the eviliest villains of them all!---Just wait till you're 18...
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Bruce- Mr Simpson, don't strangle the kid. *pause* Let me train him for a week.
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Bart-NOOOOO!....Oh wait, yeah! Then I'll be Robin!
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Bruce- No; you'll be just a trainee because, in just one week, nobody can become Robin.
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Bruce- No... but would do more than most.
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Homer- Well, how about we go and start eating the wedding cake? I figure the lovebirds and guests are terribly hungry.
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J'onn- I can sense everyone agrees with Mr Simpson. *everyone nods*
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Homer grabs a knife and before cutting the cake, a bird appears out of the cake, puzzling everyone.
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Raven- Mmm... not green and Beast Boy is right next to us...
Clark- Unless... oh, no, not him. *groans* It had been 90 days...
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A little imp like guy appears out of nowhere, and the bird turns into Big Bird.
Big Bird- Today's wedding is brought to you by letter M.
Imp- The M from... Mxyzptlk!!!!!
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Homer- If that cake has more birds inside it, I'm not eating it.
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Mxy- Why not, Wormy?
He snaps his fingers and now Homer's head looks like a worm.
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Bart- Hah! Now your face matches your brain! *laughs*
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Mxy- Oh, nice one, young man... or should I say, Brush Head?
Turns Bart's head into a giant tootbrush.
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Diana- Enough! *grabs Mxy* Turn them back to normal!
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Mxy disappears and then appears on top of the house, having fun changing everyone's shape.
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