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Request.Battle of the Barts; Bart Simpson, aka Springfield's Terror Boy, vs Bart Allen, aka Impulse/Kid Flash.
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On the process, Black Canary turned into a real canary, Diana into a lioness, Vixen into a snake and Marge into an ostrich.
Zatanna- Nrut meht kcab ot lamron, Retsim Kltpzyxm.
(Turn them back to normal, Mister Mxyzptlk)
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Mxy does it.
Mxy- Hey, that's not fair!
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Homer *grabs Mxy* Now, little genie, where's your lamp? Now you'll obey my orders...Starting with a certain man called Flanders...You need to get rid of him!
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Lisa- Uh... Dad, he's no genie; he's more like an imp.
Mxy - Give her a cigar. *snaps his fingers and a large cigar pops on Lisa's mouth*
Lisa throws the cigar away, and it explodes. One moment later, Mxy is gone, and Homer is holding a skunk that sprays his face.
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Homer- AAAAAH!
Bart- Hah! Now Mr Mxy is a true villain! Lex Luthor should learn a thing or two from him.
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Kara- Don't give him ideas, kid.
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Bart *his eyes turn into hearts* Why helloooooo, Supagoil!
Lisa- *sighs* It's no secret that Bart has a crush on you, Kara...
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Kara *sighs* I wonder why; there are other heroines far more beautiful than myself.
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Bart- Hey, could be worse; imagine if I had a crush on Giganta...EWW!
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Mxy- Hey, great idea.
Mxy snaps his fingers; Giganta, in giant form, appears out of nowhere... and lands, butt first, on the Simpsons' house.
Giganta- What the... *looks at everybody* Oh. I'm in trouble?
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Marge screams and faints.
Homer- Hey Giant! Nobody crashes my house! So move your big ugly fat ass and crush it on Flanders' house!
Oracle- He's the bravest civilian I've met...Or the stupidest.
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Everyone- Stupidiest.
Giganta *growls* You insulted me, Bald Idiot. *Homer cringes in fear* You're lucky I'm more angry with whoever made me appear here.
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Homer- That's Mr Mxyzptlk!
Bart *with Mxy in a cage made by Zatanna* Don't worry dad, I'll save you from the Giant. Stampy, ATTACK!
The elephant obeys, but instead crashes on the wedding cake.
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Giganta *sighs and grabs Stampy* You guys should keep this guy on a leash. *frowns at Mxy* And you did this to me? I wasn't even committing a crime today!
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Bart- NOOOO! Gimme back my elephant!
Homer- You see, miss Giganta, this little man turned my wife into a bird and me into a worm.
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Giganta frowns and drops Stampy... over Mxy's cage.
Mxy- OUCH!!!!
Giganta- Gee, and people say I'm a villainess. *shrinks down to her normal size* Okay, if you want to arrest me, I'm not resisting. I was just relaxing and messing with nobody.
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Diana- No, Giganta, please. We're celebrating the wedding of my little sister. Join us if you wish.
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Giganta- Okaaaaaaaay... this is weird, but... okay, thank you.
Clark- But before that we must do something with Mxy here.
Zatanna- I'll handle this. *says a spell on the still dizzy Mxy*
Mxy- Kltpzyxm. *slaps his mouth* Oh, no. *disappears and everything goes back to normal*
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Homer- Now, we can continue with the feast! *starts drinking along Barney, Lenny, Carl, Booster, Moe and Guy*
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Giganta- Gee, these guys eat more than myself when I'm a giant.
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Kid Flash- But we have no cake! We can't....Wait-a-second. *two seconds later he comes back with a bigger cake*
Wally- I think even Stampy won't finish that cake.
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Bart- You don't know my dad.
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Wally- I'd rather not to. *whispers* He seems like a mix between Plastic Man, Metamorpho and a gorilla. *shrugs*
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Plastic Man, Metamorpho and Solivar turn, offended.
The 3 - What did you say?
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Wally- Doh!!!!
Kid Flash- At least they're friends. Imagine if Darkseid was here, and you compared Mr Simpson to him. *eats a bit of the wedding cake*
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Bart- Heh, that would be suicide.
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Marge- How about all of us ladies reunite to chat and leave the men alone?
Diana- Sounds like a good plan. *signals to the other women to come near her and Marge*
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Giganta- By the way, thanks for including me even if I wasn't exactly invited.
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Diana- No problem at all. You do have some good traits after all, Giganta.
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Giganta *shrugs* Same as some heroes that have more than a few negative traits.
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Dinah- True....Uhm, is something wrong, boy?
Bart has been watching the ladies for a long time, with his mouth wide open.
Patty and Selma- He's been taking lessons from the Big Gorilla.
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Giganta *frowns* Hey! Do you have something against gorillas?
Diana- Uh, Patty, Selma, Giganta here used to be a smart gorilla before Grodd made her a human.
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Patty- We weren't talking about you. We were mentioning his father, King Kong's heir.
She points to Homer, who's having a problem opening a soda can and sreaming like an ape.
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Giganta- So, you're comparing apes to that moron? Now, that's very offensive for apes! *frowning* YOu're practically insulting my family!
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Patty and Selma just shut up and stare.
Marge- Please forgive them, Giganta, my sisters sometimes get to be cruel to others not realizing it. They know it pains me everytime they insult Homie in front of me. *sighs*
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Giganta *stern* That's not nice, and coming from me, that's saying too much. *to Patty and Selma* YOu two don't like when people offend you for not being so attractive, right? Then, stop trying to do the same with your sister and her family.
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Patty and Selma- All right.
Marge- Well, thank you, Giganta. I think they wouldn't have listened to me.
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Giganta- Eh, you're welcome. I take it too personal when someone insults apes.
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In the men's corner, Homer just watches at the group of women.
Homer *to all the supermales* Do you guys think I'd be a good superhero?
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Question- You were Pie Man for some time; you can tell us the answer. You think you were good enough?
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Homer- Of course, Mr Question with No Face. No doubt!
Bart rolls his eyes.
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Bart- The real question here is... Mr Question, how can you eat with no face?
Question- This is just a mask. I have a mouth, nose and eyes; it's just that my mask makes them invisible, but I can see, smell and eat like any other person.
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Homer- Well that's pretty sucky. Imagine if you're walking down the street and can't see due to the mask...You'll fall!
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Question- As I said, the mask only makes my eyes invisible, but I still can see without any problem.
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Bart- But why that mask that covers so much?
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Question- Harder for criminals to identify me; no mouth, no eyes, no nose...
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Homer-......Are you Moe?
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Moe *behind him* NO, I'm here, Homer. ยจ*pause* Still, with a face like mine, I wouldn't mind having a mask like Question's.
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Homer- That's why I asked in the first place. I mean, only you, Moe, would wear such a mask...
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Moe- Yeah, it's hard to have a good face with all the punches I got while I was a boxer.
Wild Cat- I know what you mean, Kid.
Moe- Kid?
Wild Cat- I fought in World War 2; next to me, you're a kid.
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