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Look, what if you were a conventionally attractive action-movie-lead secret agent/probable supermodel and you were doing everything in your power to have that whole volatile fiery love-hate chemistry with your conventionally attractive James Bond-esque secret agent partner but then instead you thought he was kind of stupid and you had actual chemistry with this funky short guy who sang songs about the zoo and got kicked out of the bureau for committing Time Crimes and was doing such a convincing job pretending not to be a smart cookie that he'd probably fool his own mom, that would be so embarrassing you'd probably die right?
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(I thought I was so original for not shipping something just because of a single instance of one-sided flirtation and then I done talked myself into it.)

Description
Look, what if you were a conventionally attractive action-movie-lead secret agent/probable supermodel and you were doing everything in your power to have that whole volatile fiery love-hate chemistry with your conventionally attractive James Bond-esque secret agent partner but then instead you thought he was kind of stupid and you had actual chemistry with this funky short guy who sang songs about the zoo and got kicked out of the bureau for committing Time Crimes and was doing such a convincing job pretending not to be a smart cookie that he'd probably fool his own mom, that would be so embarrassing you'd probably die right?
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(I thought I was so original for not shipping something just because of a single instance of one-sided flirtation and then I done talked myself into it.)