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JungleTheSiger — Capritello sucks (a Rant)

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Published: 2023-07-12 22:33:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 2422; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description Incase the wording's hard to read: "SHE'S MINE!" "MINE" "MINE!" "MINE!" "Hmm Gee Willickers, I wonder if leading them on and pinning them against each other will have Negative efffects

Yo I tell you guys what, I hate this dumb love traingle, like it's completely terrible, and what's even worse is the fact that, the characters that inhabbit this love traingle become absolutely terrible people because of it!

Now what do I mean by this well... ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN!

First off in this beautiful image I created you see on the left side is Donnatello, now Donnie, he seems decent, fine, smart, and a little a sweetie pie...That is until you mix em in with April and next thing you know, he's a creepy stalker physco one step away from ending up on a late night murder story on dateline
Throughtout the first season, we always see Donnie doing and saying things about April that is very questionable, like he calls her his sweet little princess, has a board with ideas and plans on exactly how he's going to hang out with her one way or another, following her around, and having the exact coordinations to her house yeah for all you people who think he is completely innocent (dw we all thought that at one point with all of them) just let the last two things sink in
Also there was a time he tried to get her to jump in his arms, probably not as bad as the last two, but it still doesn't sit right with me
So yeah Donnie is not a good character, he's somehow deep down still my favorite but he is a terrible turtle, and another thing for all you simps of his, who keep saying, if April isn't going to take him and you will, That's fine, that's completely fine, your allowed to fall in love for his dorky personality, just understand his stalkerish tendincies are not cute! Which I'm sure most of you all knew, but for the percent that didn't know, please take what I said to heart, because stalking, is WRONG.

Next up, Mr Tough Guy himself, CASEY JOOONNNEEES! Now Casey Jones, personally out of both the boys he's the least bad (I can't I'm saying that) however, that's not to say he doesn't suck at all, for one thing, man tries to make it sound like him in April are dating, he freaking spray paints a picture on a dang building (which drawing pictures of you and your crush together, it's cute...when your in elementary school, unless you have permission from that person I guess) also I'm not entirely sure the man hasn't tried to GROPE HER ONCE IN A WHILE. Now some of you are probably wondering... Now gee Jungle, what gave you that idea? Welp that episode with those gaint worms, April was telling Casey to quit doing something like three times, he's completely confusesed, and then she turns around, then everyone sees a worm rubbing himself on April's backside, which is why I have came up with that belief, (While also wondering whatever the heck the writers were on to think that would be a decent thing to show to a bunch of kids back in 2014) oh yeah and he got body swapped with her, and tried to pinch her butt, so that's pretty weird, but I think considering he said he liked being a girl afterwards, it could or could not have been him acually having some from of the egg is cracking moment, but still that's really weird, and once more one of the writers what were you on when ya put that in there kind of moments

Then last but not the least, the one I keep at fault, but do not completely blame for this madness...April freaking O'neil, now I used to love this character along with Donnie, but once more looking back, I feel disgusted and sickened at this madness. April is...terrible, I mean she's fine on her own (kinda...) but just like the others, the minute they all mix together it's like a gaint nuclear bomb! toxic, dangerous, and is hurting anyone else that's close enough to the impact! This girl, THIS GIRL leads both these boys on, and I know, before you say that's victem blaming, she's being stalked by a gaint turtle, and groped by some crazy vigalante, YEAH I NOW THAT'S HAPPENING TO HER, but if your really that scared of those loons, you think you'd try not to give em hints for anything, and boy does she send some mixs signals, she's over here kissing Donnie atleast every other episode, flirting with Casey, giving em them weird looks, (ex. "Who said this was a date Casey?" said in Chinatown Ghost Story or Of Rats of Men I believe correct me if I'm wrong, along with when they moved into the pizza resteraunt somewhere in season three and she looks at em like Rise Donnie looked at that purple jacket he used to own) and I know some nasty nice guys will say stuff about girls leading them on when there not, but really? Do you really think what she does throughout the series doesn't count as leading someone on? Do you? And another fact about her, she freaking let's them both fight over her, which she gets mad about it, and tells them to quit, but seriously she still kisses Donnie and flirts with Casey, like God April! You'd think with how much you hate there bickering, you'd either date one of em, or tell them your not interested, which I probably would've got not telling them (MORE SPECIFICALLY Donnie) because you'd probably get worried they wouldn't take it well, but you know what? You freaking kissed the turtle, and flirt with the boy, so I don't guess your THAT worried about them huh?

Anywho I hope you enjoy this, I know my normal personality for the rare few that'll read my descriptions is more so sarcastic and tired, but I'm upset with these STUPID TEENS, and heck I wanna try to add some more pizazz to my Deviantart account, and I can do that by talking, and saying my opinions and all that

Also the labels I've gave these guys, don't take them to heart, I was just thinking of stuff in my mind, the only one I really agree with (unfortantly) Donnie being a nice guy, because despite the fact I wanna say I love this character with all my heart, I just started seeing he's really a bad turtle , which I can normally look past, I mean crap, my favorite characters consist of a lot of crappy people, (Scott from Total Drama, Rise Donnie, Mitch Williams, Tobey Mcallister, and Duck from DHMIS 2022) but I don't know, I guess it just rubs me wrong since I thought so highly of him and the Apriltello ship as a youth, and now I'm seeing that the plot of the whole ship is the premise of a lot of murder shows my mother would watch... While the characters I like now, I KNOW suck, (As people, there good characters,) I just don't care and if anything I enjoy most of there bad person aspect,
So what to learn from this, is that NOTHING comes good comes out of love triangles, all it does, is screw up characters that probably would've been great if they hadn't had them
And one last thing, if there's any one coming upon this, and you just so happen to be an apologist for Donnie/April/Apriltello/Casey/Capritello, get off my account, this is not a place for you, don't try to change my mind, don't harass me, and DEFINATLY Don't try to do it while also putting ROTTMNT down in the process (Believe me I have seen someone do this before and it's annoying) because 1. your not changing my mind, and 2. there's nothing I despise more than a person who shoves there opinion down another's throat
And I'm not saying my opinion's better than your's I just don't want to hear about it at the moment, if I want your opinion I'll ask for it.
Alright see you guys later, Jungle out!
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