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Juskan — Smart thing to do
Published: 2008-10-10 11:26:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 151; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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My god I'm bored:This is the smartest thing to do if your a combine and meet Gordon freeman or your end up like the restRelated content
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*Guards look to the Sergeant Rank on my uniform*
Me: "Take this yellow face pycopath back to his padded cell.
Gaurdsmen: "Sure thing, Sarge."
You: "Woo! Free clam chowder!"
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HOW DARE YOU I'M DA COMMISSAR! *Blam the Guard in the Head he died* YOU!
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*Calmly takes away the squirt pistol*
Me: "Now, now - no blamming after we have just eaten. You will get indigestion."
*Suddenly realises the guard really is dead*
"Wait what!?"
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You: "Now die Heretic!" (click) "Eh?"
*Holds up clip"
ME: "Ah ha!" (Imediatley swallows clip, only for it to get trapped in oesphagus and choke him to death.)
*Commissar relieves himself on corpse*
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ahhh *Look at the dead Body* I got a bad feeling about this
*run off*
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*Corpse begins to ferment*
*Fap Tau appears and does things that will not be described* [link]
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DAMN FAP TAU *Call over my Best Friend*
*a Callidus Assassins appear she then shot Fap Tau in the head*
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*Kale's ghost floats up, he looks to you with transparent eyes - for the first time since you have known this tortured soul, he seems at peace.*
*His ethreal visage looks over to the bloodied remains of Fap Tau, and nods mirthlessly*
*Finally he looks to you, and your friend the Assassin - his words appear in your mind, bypassing your ears entirely*
"Thank you."
And then he is gone.
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Assassin: Yeah
Well should we go report this to the INQ?
Assassin: No those guy keep staring at me when i go to their office it like they never see a Woman before
I know i know let go get some Pizza *Burn the Fap Tau body* *Burn Kale dead Body*
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*Kale's ghost inexplicably returns, with a sign around his neck that say: IOU 1 SOUL - Emperor.*
Kale: "Well crap."
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*Came back after a while with a pizza in his hand*
....i thought you..went of to reborn or something...
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Thats what I thought! But the Emperor was all, "You sinned by killin yer wife..."
Me: "That was...!"
Emporah: "Shut up. Anyway, Khorne gets to eat you."
Me: "Ahhh!"
Khorne: "Oh yeah!" *sniffs kale* "Hey! He has no soul!"
Emp: "Well dont look at me! I have like a billion billion followers. I cant be expected to give all of them one."
Me: "Ah..."
Khorne: "Shut up."
So then I was back here with this sign around my neck.
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I dunno, spose I could float around as a ghost for a while...
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Yeah watch out for the Inquisition.
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Hmm... maybe I could possess that burnt out body of fap Tau there...
*Kales ghost floats over to the Fap Tau, it shrugs and dives in*
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Assassin:.....What the hell?
*Shoot Faptau*
No don't!
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Me: "Ah ha! You fell for my trap!"
*Assassin shoots you*
Khorne: "Right, now here is my end of the deal - a new body."
Me: "Hey thanks, wait what!? This is a daemonette!"
Khorne: "Bwa ha ah!"
*Khorne vanishes*
*Assassin picks up Juskan, who is fine since the Assassin used blanks*
Assassin: "You didnt think I would really kill him, did you?"
Me: *Speechless due to new body*
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*Stare at your new body* are you sure Khorne give you that?
*Back in the Warp*
Tzeentch: Just as planned.
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*Kaleonette looks to you and back to his, I mean her body*
Me: "This is so unfair!"
*Assassin continues to stare at Kaleonette"
Assassin: "That is so hot..."
You: "I dont know what to do!?"
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(Ps.Assassin is base on my Best friend she's a girl XD but she's a les so yeah)
Me: Oh well *Stare*
Assassin: *Stare*
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(I actually guessed the Assassin was a girl btw XD)
Me: Blushing "Cut - cut that out!"
*Puts Kale's old clothes, trenchcoat doesnt quite fit anymore*
Me: "Well what now?"
Assassin: "Lets take her with us!"
You: "..."
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(XD)
Me:
Assassin: Now i could do a little "Experiment"
*Back on Terra*
I have a very bad feeling about something.
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This picture is going to drawn I hope you understand.
"Epantiras! Draw, draw I say!"
*Epantiras knocks crazy to the ground, shoots him twice, throws bucket of (censored) on him*
Epantiras: "Ok."
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If you knew epantiras you wouldnt say that. Anyway what does your character look like? Do you have any links I can forward to epantiras?
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My Character? Normal Space Marine just with this armor [link] XD and i still don't know what my face look like XD
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Hmm I was thinking more along the lines of commissar holt but its up to you!
Right how about your assassin friend?
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Actually i have both a Marine and a Commissar XD so change it to a Commissar then.
Assassin..normal Assassin never take off her mask XD
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Ah man, u sure about that? Epantiras and I really cant do much with a mask - could she not be taking it off only briefly? And I think a commissar is easier to fit into my story canon.
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Sure she can take off her mask XD
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Excellent.
EXCELLENT.
I will send you a note when we got a sketch or two done.
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