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JZTSmokenem — Animated Atrocity: April in Quahog

Published: 2015-09-04 03:47:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 11151; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 3
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Description  First Spongebob, then Fairly Oddparents, and now Family Guy. Oh my god, why....? To be honest, I actually enjoy the show and its black comedy. But now, its horror in my eyes, and not even actual horror movies could make me feel better. Also, this is my first Family Guy atrocity and I'll take a look at the other episodes too. Okay, let's get this trash going. The episode starts with Quahog News announced that Stephen Hawking discovered a black-hole at the edge of the solar system, but The Griffin Family doesn't takes this at first due of them not paying attention. Okay, first off, a black-hole near the edge of the solar system? I very sure that's not scientifically possible. There's a lot of space out there, so there's no way a black-hole can be close to the solar system. I guess that's why the family didn't focus on this information until later, because it doesn't make any sense. If that does happen, then the solar system would been a giant drain. Anyway, Peter comes in and alerts the family that he's been selected in jury duty, believing its a exclusive experience. Hearing this, Brian informed to him that everyone else takes jury duty at some point, which made Peter decided to be kicked out in the court by annoying everyone, expressing fabricated prejudices, singing Surfin' Bird, and attempting to discuss the trial outside. Oh goody, filler. After all of that, Peter comes home and sees that his family's in high alert when the local news announced the black-hole itself has expanded and will demolished the entire world within 24 hours, leading to everyone in town frantic to make up their final days as best as possible.

 Once again, that's not scientifically possible! Also, why is everyone falling for this knowing that can't exactly happened? I understand its the end of the world, but god someone should know that it doesn't make any sense. The jokes themselves in this episode was just filler. The only parts I liked best is where the family were in shock when Peter brought a lion home, Brian praying, and Peter taking crystal meth, thinking he's a super saiyan (the funniest part of the episode by the way).  Yeah, because stealing a ferocious feline is great! Back on topic, as the countdown gets shorter and shorter to its last seconds, Peter came back after doing nonsense in result having the family worried about him sick. As the countdown sets more closer to 0:00, Peter confessed to Lois that even though her always loved her, he contains a hatred of his children. Wow, Peter's a total douchebag in this episode. Seriously, he even got the courage to goof off and does whatever he wants while knowing the "end" is near instead of spending his last moments with his family. Take about selfishness. And I thought Hugh Test and Patrick were much worse then that.  Immediately afterwards, it turns out the black-hole report was all a April Fools joke.  What, WHAT???  Has Quahog News lost their minds?! I get its April Fools Day, but good god they could've started massive chaos all over the world.

And its sad that no one has came to extremely extinguished them for almost scaring the   out of them. This is where the angry mob crap from Spongebob should have worked here. Speaking of chaos, there are about 87 deaths already. So basically those innocent lives were ruined all because of a joke the news pulled? Wow! That's just atrocious. The news reporters absolutely has no comeuppance for their actions either. Of course, they don't seem to take a massive grudge of possible tragedies happening. Because who cares about death, right? Devastated of what their father just said, they justifiably tried to avoid him. Can you blame the the poor guys? Also, that should've at least scarred Stewie right there. Angry, Lois can't believe this and tells Peter that he needs to spend some time with him after hearing his bullcrap, such Meg being boring, Stewie stand around, and Chris leaving Russian mice everywhere ( Really?). Peter does, but it just makes things worse after realizing he and the children got no common interests. So let me get this straight. Peter helped Lois bring life to their children and the fat bastard doesn't even spend quality time with them?! It even sounds like he doesn't seem to care if they run away, killed, or raped by the outside. And once again, this should've scarred Stewie due of being a baby. No wonder why the children are insufferable and demolished from within, because their so called father is a moron. Guilty for what he did, Peter gives a heartfelt speech to the children, but Meg, Chris, and Stewie refused to accept it. Makes sense, because his efforts are dull and ridiculous, but at least give him credit for trying. And the episode ends with the family reunited after Peter bought a new Xbox 360 that made the kids loved him again even though that's bribe, and does a terrible job at Call of Duty.  This is one of the worst episodes I ever seen, alongside with Screams Of Science and Seahorse Seashell Party. The plot itself is just lousy. There are many episodes from other shows I can think of right now done a better plot than this. And the actual "plot" itself centered around Peter almost committing incest while bribing the kids. And Brian's reaction at the scorecard pretty much settles the problems with this episode. Oh, and for those who noticed why the other people who have done the episode  isn't in the scorecard because I was doing another atrocity with this one. They'll be there for update.  Overall, I despise this piece of junk.

Family Guy @ Fox/Seth MacFarlane 
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Comments: 19

DoctorQuacks87 [2022-05-23 04:47:21 +0000 UTC]

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sketch-pad444 [2020-10-07 05:09:46 +0000 UTC]

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DanomaruZenon [2020-06-29 09:31:41 +0000 UTC]

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Reviewer2016 [2019-03-11 15:43:21 +0000 UTC]

This episode also gives the theory Quagmire hangs out with married men, just to seduce their wives, like how he lied to Joe about being a virgin to let him have sex with Bonnie 
(with how far they can go with Halloween pranks it's kinda given but still)
it does show Brian is more agnostic then atheist though

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PacBoyMaster [2018-01-29 23:30:30 +0000 UTC]

I find this episode overhated but it's still not good.I will admit Peter on meth is still one of the funniest moments of Family Guy.I AM SO F***ING READY!!! XD 

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tonguey1kinkajou [2017-05-19 00:39:32 +0000 UTC]

Incidentally, yes, those claims about the black hole are impossible, but do you really expect the population of the city to know enough physics to recognize it?

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Hexidextrous [2017-04-24 01:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I admit, I actually liked this episode for stuff like the Crystal Meth scene. One of the most hilarious things I've seen in a while.

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KalloFox345 In reply to Hexidextrous [2019-07-22 16:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Ditto.

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MegaShadowWerewolf [2017-01-27 20:52:03 +0000 UTC]

Umm why was Meg shocked when Peter revealed that he hates being around his own kids? Seriously, Meg shouldn't be surprised at all considering how he treats his own daughter like crap.

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Reviewer2016 In reply to MegaShadowWerewolf [2018-07-11 18:55:19 +0000 UTC]

Dude, would it suprise anyone when meg moves out or they decide to permanently killer her off, and Peter pushes his abuse to Chris or Stewie.

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JZTSmokenem In reply to MegaShadowWerewolf [2017-01-27 23:56:07 +0000 UTC]

She show signs of stockhom snydrome to the point she can't escape the torment nor function right. Her getting surprised shows it and its pretty unfunny when everyone knew she's like this.

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thedragonlover95 [2016-09-04 18:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Wow not even Envy from FMA would be this dickish,and that's saying soemthing

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PhoenixOfGrunvale [2016-06-19 11:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Family Guy. Or, as I often call it, Teen Titans Go for adults.

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BobClampettFan164 [2015-12-27 04:17:23 +0000 UTC]

I don't think even the worst episodes of Spongebob and Fairly OddParents can be compared with the worst episodes of Family Guy.

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JZTSmokenem In reply to BobClampettFan164 [2015-12-27 04:56:14 +0000 UTC]

I see your point. However, they all got one three things in common: flandeization, atrocious writing, and boosted negativity.

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YuraofthehairFan [2015-09-04 08:43:47 +0000 UTC]

I AM SO F***ING READDY!!!
the poster in Chris's room with the blue guy reminds me of Best from X-Men

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QueenOfBurtonia1999 In reply to YuraofthehairFan [2021-08-07 04:20:03 +0000 UTC]

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MaireadMalesco [2015-09-04 06:38:25 +0000 UTC]

PETER GRIFFIN MUST DIE

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SonicGMI-22 [2015-09-04 05:46:51 +0000 UTC]

What now?

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